Joke entry for Latvia for #15

"Disco of Naukšēni"

In neon lights burns Metropolitan night,
Instead of my heart mirrorball rotates.

On the shining lamps night-moths run,
And the tired day wakes up.

Hey DJ – put this stuff on,
That there is disco going on in Naukšēni!
Hey DJ – put this stuff on,
Also in Naukšēni disco is going on.

Eye captures the moves, the flower of light-waves opens up,
On the street pavement steps keep silent.

All around me are pulsating time machines,
We will be all on one side.

Hey DJ – put this stuff on,
That there is disco going on in Naukšēni!
Hey DJ – put this stuff on,
Also in Naukšēni disco is going on.

"Cone – son of the fir"

Fir says to cone:
Son, don’t give yourself to a squirrel!
Then after a few moments of pain,
You will not have no future.

You can, son, with sleigh
Ride to the bright rooms.
You’ll have to stand speckled just like a clown
Then you’re allowed to die young.

But who’s the chief in our forest?
We clearly know – cone, the son of the fir.
But not some kind of feathery bear,
Neither the red fox, (or) grey wolf.

Better yet stay in the forest,
Where those girls with boys
All will give hands (to each other)
And will go around the bole.

The you even after hundreds of years,
Perhaps even after thousands,
Will say your (son) cone:
Son, don’t give yourself to a squirrel!

But who’s the chief in our forest?
We clearly know – cone, the son of the fir.
But not some kind of feathery bear,
Neither the red fox, (or) grey wolf.

(Instrumental)…

2x:
But who’s the chief in our forest?
We clearly know – cone, the son of the fir.
But not some kind of feathery bear,
Neither the red fox, (or) grey wolf.

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