Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS!

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 13:19:45 GMT 1 Aless, fabbi, and 1 more like this

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HEAT 2 OUT OF 10

Song #1 -

Lithuania 2011 - "C'est Ma Vie"

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C'est Mah Ears

Song #2 -

Turkey 2002 - "Leylaklar Soldu Kalbinde"

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Why was this allowed to exist?

Song #3 -

Macedonia 2013 - "Pred Da Se Razdeni"

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1:02 gave me trauma for life

Song #4 -

Lithuania 2008 - "Nomads In The Night"

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He goes into labor 10 seconds to the end of the song, and sneezes at the end of the vido. Terrific.

Song #5 -

Cyprus 2010 - "Life Looks Better In Spring"

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Life might've looked better, but the song just got worse

Song #6 -

Slovakia 2009 - "Let Tmou"

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After two minutes they just decided to scream randomly and hope for the best?

Song #7 -

Italy 1979 - "Raggio Di Luna"

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Yeah, if those backsingers could stop yelling "TUTUTUTUTUTU" that'd be nice

Song #8 -

Lithuania 2009 - "Love"

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This welcomed us to the 2010 final? OUCH. You know your country's music taste is messed up when 1/3 of the heat is Lithuanian entries

Song #9 -

Portugal 1973 - "Tourada"

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In 1973 two horrible disasters happened. the Yom Kippur war... and this

Song #10 -

United Kingdom 2006 - "Teenage Life"

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Opinion about the UK at ESC: "They don't know, don't understand, do they?"

Opinion about this song: "Why?!"

Opinion about Daz Sampson: "It's been a long time since he had a teenage life"

My favorite line?
"They're going rattattat-tadada-chuck-yeah"

at 0:42

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And again at 1:47...

Voting method:

PUBLISH your top 10 in this thread.

It's ESC style, just with negative points. (-12, -10, -8, and -7 to -1.)

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 13:41:35 GMT 1 Boyan08 likes this

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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2016 13:41:35 GMT 1

minus

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United Kingdom 2006

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(Bloody dreadful. I still think this might be a joke

I mean otherwise what the heck UK)

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Italy 1979

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(What the hell is this TUTUTUTUTUTU thing, and why did they think it's a good idea?)

minus

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Macedonia 2013

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(Sorry, Boyan08, I don't want to hurt your Macedonian feelings, but this song was just ruined after the 1st minute)

minus

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Slovakia 2009

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(The song is good, and I like it, it's 15th on my 2009 studio version top, but the live ~~vocals~~ screams are painful. Sounds somewhat like

"Pusula".)

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Turkey 2002

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(Just a big nopenope. What were they even attempting?)

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Portugal 1973

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(I don't dislike it that much, but a place in the wildcard battle will be reasonable imo)

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Lithuania 2008

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(This is the Merriam-Webster definition of Boooo-ring!)

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Lithuania 2009

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(It isn't so bad, but kitsch is all over the place)

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Cyprus 2010

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(Definitely is not the right song for a horrible-song contest. This is good.)

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Lithuania 2011

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(This isn't the most-liked-esc-song contest. It's Horriblevision. Get your shit together, song suggesters. This is great, and nice live.)

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 13:43:48 GMT 1

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Post by Boyan08 on Aug 19, 2016 13:43:48 GMT 1

1.

Teenage Life (This is making my Teenage Life Meh)
2.

Tourada
3.

Life Looks Better In Spring (Nope,The Life looks better in Summer

)
4.

Nomads In The Night (

)
5.

Love (

)
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Let Tmou ( (wtf)

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7.

Raggio Di Luna
8.

C'est Ma Vie
9.

Leylaklar Soldu Kalbinde
10.

Pred Da Se Razdeni (It's not too bad)

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 13:52:20 GMT 1 Boyan08 likes this

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Aug 19, 2016 13:43:48 GMT 1 Boyan08 said:

1.

Teenage Life (This is making my Teenage Life Meh) yuh -12 obvs
2.

Tourada kk I actually thought it would get to the wildcard battle and as of now it's in the final
3.

Life Looks Better In Spring (Nope,The Live looks better in Summer) I am having a hard time understanding your comment (?)
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Nomads In The Night (

) Too boring? That's what I thought
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Love (

) ?
6.

Let Tmou ( (wtf)

) It indeed is confusing.
7.

Raggio Di Luna You underrated it... Or overrated? What I meant was imo you should've gave it more points... Or, less points?
8.

C'est Ma Vie We agreed here

)))
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Leylaklar Soldu Kalbinde kk
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Pred Da Se Razdeni (It's not too bad) are you srs i stg

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 18:03:55 GMT 1

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Post by Tufkai on Aug 19, 2016 18:03:55 GMT 1

2010 - I really like the vocals and melody of this song, even if the lyrics are kind of soppy. (It's honestly sad that

John beat the actual UK entry)

2009 - This is pretty good, especially by Lithuania's standards.

2009 - I actually think the singing is good (though I didn't listen to the whole song so maybe I missed something)

2011 - The song is sweet, but kind of boring, but the singing isn't too bad. What is up with the sign language though?

2008 - Same as 2011, except the singing is slightly better and the song is slightly duller

2006 - The song is actually pretty catchy, but everything else is really cringey

2013 - Lozano is great, Esma is shit. Nuff said

2002 - 1999-2004 were the dark ages of ESC imo, and this song just blends in with the rest of the crap

1979 - The singing is mediocre, the song is odd in a bad way, and my f**king god that backing singer.

1973 - Damn, the singer sounds constantly out of breath. I can't believe this came 10th and cult-classic

came last

Every country achieved a top 5 finish by #12!

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 19, 2016 20:37:38 GMT 1 via mobile

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Aug 19, 2016 18:03:55 GMT 1 Tufkai said:

2010 - I really like the vocals and melody of this song, even if the lyrics are kind of soppy. (It's honestly sad that

John beat the actual UK entry)

2009 - This is pretty good, especially by Lithuania's standards.

2009 - I actually think the singing is good (though I didn't listen to the whole song so maybe I missed something)

2011 - The song is sweet, but kind of boring, but the singing isn't too bad. What is up with the sign language though?

2008 - Same as 2011, except the singing is slightly better and the song is slightly duller

2006 - The song is actually pretty catchy, but everything else is really cringey

2013 - Lozano is great, Esma is shit. Nuff said

2002 - 1999-2004 were the dark ages of ESC imo, and this song just blends in with the rest of the crap

1979 - The singing is mediocre, the song is odd in a bad way, and my f**king god that backing singer.

1973 - Damn, the singer sounds constantly out of breath. I can't believe this came 10th and cult-classic

came last

You have definitely missed the last minute of the Slovakian entry from 2009.
Definitely agree with you on Macedonia 2013 and Italy 1979. 1999-2004 indeed were the dark ages of ESC, but I'd include 1997, 1998 and 2005 too

In 2006 things got better however...

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Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 2 RESULTS! Aug 20, 2016 6:53:15 GMT 1

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Post by Aless on Aug 20, 2016 6:53:15 GMT 1

HEAT 2 (from -12 to -1)

Tourada (the only song I dislike I guess, even though the lyrics are pretty nice)

Nomads In The Night (meeeeeeeeeeh)

Leylaklar Soldu Kalbinde (not that bad)

Pred Da Se Razdeni (my last place of that year, but I still like it)

Teenage Life (meh, and as I love rap I guess this doesn't deserve the last place in my list)

Let Tmou (meh, but not bad)

Love (again, not bad)

Life Looks Better In Spring (this is pretty good as well)

Raggio Di Luna (I love the song, it's so relaxing)

C'est Ma Vie (basically the second best Lithuanian entry)

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