Horriblevision Song Contest - ESC Edition - Heat 6 RESULTS!

- to, obviously, Illusion. I've been waiting for this song quite a while because it sucks so hard my ears fainted.
- to Moja S'tilka. This floppy bitch has no idea how to sing. Trying hard to be sexy won't get you anywhere in ESC.
- to Hasta La Vista. I mean, ouch wtf why.
- to I'm A Joker. This ain't no Bohemian Rhapsody. You don't just combine 798464300 music genres in one song.
- to The One Thing I Should Have Done. Boring af.
- to Hello From Mars. Oh god Latvia why do this.
- to This Time. It's ok.
- to Lonely Planet. It isn't that bad at all! I like it tbh.
- to Complice. WHAT IS THIS DOING ON HERE.
- to Mala' Da'ma. Czechia, I admire you for sending this to ESC. An unbelievably amazing masterpiece. Read the lyrics. Wow. ♥

2008 (This song is nothing short of a masterpiece. Still by far my favourite San Marino entry.)
2013 (Another awesome entry. The live vocals were passable, and the song has a pleasantly fresh vibe to it)
2015 (There are countless better male ballads than this. It's harmless for what it's worth)
2003 (Vocals are bad, but average for the time.)
2006 (This is almost so bad it's good, but not quite )
2003 (Even if the song is kind of catchy, the singing is pretty damn bad)
2009 (The vocals are far from the worst in ESC, but they're a unique sort of awful.)
2012 (The song is a mess (though catchy at times), the vocals are a mess...why...just why??)
2015 (The vocals aren't awful, but my God, everything is just geared to make me throw up. People liked this but San Marino was worth booing!?!? )
2007 (Oh Lordi is all I can say )

This time (Their best entry to date imo - and the only one which doesn't deserve to be here)
Hello from Mars (lol Peter Urban calls Latvia the most successful country in Esc . It might have been correct back then, but nowadays sounds so weird)
Complice (reminds me of another song I have not in mind)
Illusion (a bit too random honestly)
Lonely planet
Moja Stilka
Malá dáma (didn't hear it in a very long time and honestly it didn't turn out the way I expected lol)
One thing I should have done
Hasta la vista (sounds a bit outdated to me)
I'm a joker


Basically almost all songs here are really horrible.

-12 - 2012
-10 - 2015
-8 - 2003
-7 - 2009
-6 - 2003
-5 - 2015
-4 - 2006
-3 - 2008
-2 - 2013
-1 - 2007