1.
2004 - It's campy as f**k, but the song is catchy enough. And while the singing is bad, it was just below average for 2004 standards
2.
2014 - Song is okay, but the singing is awful and the performance is obnoxious. Definitely a low point in France's ESC history.
3.
2004 - Boy am I glad to see this in the final. The song is just generic ethnopop, and the singing is slightly worse than
- the verses are practically whispering. How this finished 3rd is beyond me.
4.
2012 - Far from the worst rapping in ESC, but still awful. (The guy with the hat kind of reminds me of Leafy)
5.
2003 - The singing isn't great, but only for the first verse and the chorus. Why couldn't tatu be here instead?
6.
2007 - The lyrics feel like they were shat out by a focus group, and the singing isn't brilliant, but it's a pretty nice song and the performance is cool at times
7.
1989 - This makes me uncomfortable - the clear signs of early puberty in his voice - the hip swaying - it's practically child abuse.
Sandra Kim may have been 13, but she was (moderately) talented and had the charisma to carry the performance. This doesn't even come close
8.
2016 - It's kind of creepy, but I find it charming. I was pleasantly surprised by how close it got to the final
9.
2009 - Pathetic excuse of a joke entry. The jury's choice may have screwed over
twice but at least it kept this garbage out of the final. I'm so glad this made the final instead of
- that may have also been cringey but at least the guy could sing.
10.
1982 - The 'singing' is pretty much just yelling into the mic, and it's not bizarre in a good way. The guitar solos are pretty cool though.
11.
2010 - The lead singer is really annoying but it's a very catchy song.
12.
2009 - The singing is painful at times, but at least it isn't for the whole thing. And the song is alright
13.
2013 - Singing gets rather grating, but it's only really for the chorus. Also a cool dubstep song
14.
2011 - What the f**k is this.
may not have been a great winner but the song and performance were cute, the singing was mediocre at worst, and it stopped this garbage from winning. The song is just some random instruments being thrown together, and the singing...the falsettos are even worse than
2009
15.
2014 - Strictly mediocre. Singing isn't great, song is kind of cute, not really much to say
16.
2015 - I adore this entry. When I first saw the preview I thought, 'this is amazing. Finally San Marino sent something really special', and I was shocked by the number of dislikes. The live performance is good enough as well. An underrated gem in my book.
17.
1987 - The song is kind of catchy, but the singing and performance are f***ing OBNOXIOUS. There have so many better comedy entries, even ones before this -
1957 + 1958,
1967, 1973, 1980 + 1983,
1986 - just to name a few.
18.
2009 - Not great, not awful. Just okay.
19.
1973 - The song doesn't flow very well, and the singer sounds out of breath. Even though I hate this song, I'm still surprised this made the final instead of
Tututututu. Also, why did you use a black and white video?
20.
2006 - Rapping is pretty good by ESC standards, and the song is catchy enough. It's still somewhat creepy though
21.
2002 - The singing is nasally and flat, and the song doesn't really do it justice. It should have been called S.A.S.G.A.M.Γ.S.O. - but I guess that doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
22.
2012 - The vocals are pretty bad but the worst thing about the song is how it constantly changes styles. A short recap doesn't really do it (in)justice.
And to end this, a song that isn't quite up there with the worst imo (it's my 14th place from that year), but I've never seen a song that so broadly misses the point of Eurovision.
I think there was a mix-up between their actual entry and a funeral singer