Why only the
UK can win...![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Finland.png)
Finland - We had already a winner in
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Finland.png)
Finnish in IMF 4, no other language than
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/United%20Kingdom.png)
English can win twice.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Armenia.png)
Armenia - Cause you are an Armenian Girl and not a superstar.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Bosnia%20&%20Herzegovina.png)
Bosnia & Herzegovina - My favorite never wins.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Slovakia.png)
Slovakia - This girl is so desperate to win, its pathetic.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Switzerland.png)
Switzerland - Conchita has just won last edition, sorry.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Lithuania.png)
Lithuania - You need a body to win.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Latvia.png)
Latvia - If he cant get over a girl, how is this poor man able to win a song contest?
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Azerbaijan.png)
Azerbaijan - The win is out of reach in front of you.
![](http://www.brinkoffices.dk/media/40245/da-lang-icon_danish-flag.png)
Denmark - She is in love with a chameleon, this is so disgusting. The poor animal!
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Poland.png)
Poland - "Dont need to love me." OK, next please?
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Romania.png)
Romania - See
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Finland.png)
Finland.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Montenegro.png)
Montenegro - Too sexy for East Europe.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Lebanon.png)
Lebanon - This is a SONG Contest and no Best Groan Contest.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Andorra.png)
Andorra - Her winning twice, hell no. Plus see
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Finland.png)
Finland
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Germany.png)
Germany -
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Russian%20Federation.png)
Russia & friends arent ready for a song about lesbian love.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Ireland.png)
Ireland - What Are We Waiting For? For the next song
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Portugal.png)
Portugal - Like a solo male will ever wins this,
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Portugal.png)
Portugal.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Luxembourg.png)
Luxembourg - Oonagh has already won in IMF 10, aliens are so out.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Algeria.png)
Algeria - They are so desperate, they even need superstitious signs.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Belgium.png)
Belgium - You need to be human to win this, no bird or plane.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Ukraine.png)
Ukraine - Good morning? You dont perform in the morning, stupid lyrics, girl.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Norway.png)
Norway - Some of us vote for Norway. No just kidding.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Faroes.png)
Faroe Islands - She should be arrested, this girl wants to burn her boyfriend.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Sweden.png)
Sweden - Yeah, you have hungry eyes and probably a singing nose.
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Monaco.png)
Monaco - See
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Finland.png)
Finland and
![](http://www.printableworldflags.com/icon-flags/24/Portugal.png)
Portugal.
"I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this
![](http://i.imgur.com/AAjDa.png)
gold
Remember my name"