Why only the 
UK can win...
Finland - We had already a winner in
Finnish in IMF 4, no other language than
English can win twice.
Armenia - Cause you are an Armenian Girl and not a superstar.
Bosnia & Herzegovina - My favorite never wins.
Slovakia - This girl is so desperate to win, its pathetic.
Switzerland - Conchita has just won last edition, sorry.
Lithuania - You need a body to win.
Latvia - If he cant get over a girl, how is this poor man able to win a song contest?
Azerbaijan - The win is out of reach in front of you.
Denmark - She is in love with a chameleon, this is so disgusting. The poor animal!
Poland - "Dont need to love me." OK, next please?
Romania - See
Finland.
Montenegro - Too sexy for East Europe.
Lebanon - This is a SONG Contest and no Best Groan Contest.
Andorra - Her winning twice, hell no. Plus see
Finland
Germany -
Russia & friends arent ready for a song about lesbian love.
Ireland - What Are We Waiting For? For the next song
Portugal - Like a solo male will ever wins this,
Portugal.
Luxembourg - Oonagh has already won in IMF 10, aliens are so out.
Algeria - They are so desperate, they even need superstitious signs.
Belgium - You need to be human to win this, no bird or plane.
Ukraine - Good morning? You dont perform in the morning, stupid lyrics, girl.
Norway - Some of us vote for Norway. No just kidding.
Faroe Islands - She should be arrested, this girl wants to burn her boyfriend.
Sweden - Yeah, you have hungry eyes and probably a singing nose.
Monaco - See
Finland and
Portugal.
"I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this
gold
Remember my name"
| OAmSC 
| OAfSC 
| BMF 
| SSC 
I'm often depressed because I can't get a girlfriend but this is too insulting. 
