Episode 14
Tere tulemast Eesti!
Belgrade, Serbia Rick woke up at 6am. He couldn't sleep because he was very excited : he knew that our next destination was Estonia, his home country. He was bored, and because everybody in this hotel was still sleeping, he tried to squeeze through the beds, but knocked one with his toe.
Rick - Hory shet it's penful
Avoiding to scream, he went to the balcony and looked at the city. Except some mafiosi squaring each other's account with some gun shots, the night was peacefull. He took his pack of cigarettes and his lighter and when he was about to take his first breath, he was joined by someone.
Rick - Who is it?
Dimitris - Just me.
Rick greeted his friend and relied on the balcony. His cigarette was extinct.
Rick - Demonstris pls.
Dimitris - It's ok! Just give me one.
Rick - Didn't know you smoked.
Dimitris - Man, we both have a beard. We are men now. And men smoke.
Rick - Yeah we're not stupid children that spend their time crying anymore.
Both took their first breath of tobacco, coughed loudly, lied on the floor and vomitted above the balcony. A peasant received everything.
Don't smoke. Smoking is bad m'kay?
- Hey could you shut up? You're more noisy than DSK in a whorehouse!
Rick - Sorry for almost dying!
Liévenya - You're lucky that I'm the only one awake! What were you doing?
Dimitris - You don't wanna know. A cigarette?
Liévenya - Oh thanks!
While she was smoking, with no problems, the three of them were watching Belgrade from the balcony, when
Liévenya, after she finished her cigarette, suggested :
Liévenya - We all went to bed at 3 o'clock. It means they wont be awake before 10. We have 3 hours in front of us. Do you want to walk outside?
Rick - Yeah sure! Let's go!
The three of them went down the stairs and left the hotel.
Singing this song obviously
Three hours later, most of us were awaken and prepared to have breakfast. When all the bedrooms were abandonned by their occupants,
Eke said :
Eke - Guys, I can't wait to go to Estonia!
αndreas - Haha yes! It's
Rick who will be happy!
Jasmin - Talking about him, where is he?
Talitha - Good question! And
Liévenya also disappeared! Is someone else missing?
George - I don't think so... Oh!
Dimitris!
Jasmin - Why is there always someone missing? I hope nothing happened to them because my first aid kit is going to be empty! And not only because of
Sel!
Sel - Oh please! If you didn't all try to kill me everytime!
@hvdstrcbcbr - The problem is that we have to leave this morning! We don't have time to waste if we want to see Eesti Laul live!
~Rethnas~ -
According to the time we sually take to go from one place to another and the jet lag we have to go in... 20 minutes!@hvdstrcbcbr - It's going to a crisis if we don't find them!
Did someone say crisis?
@hvdstrcbcbr - Svetlana Loboda? What are you doing here?
Svetlana Loboda - Don't be ridiculous! I'm Anti-Crisis-Girl! I solve every one's crisis! What is your problem?
@hvdstrcbcbr - We lost a German, a Cypriot and an Estonian in Belgrade and we have to leave this city in 20 minutes.
Svetlana Lobo Anti-Crisis-Girl - Don't cry little Turkish man! I will find them!
@hvdstrcbcbr didn't have time to say that he is not Turkish because the siliconed superhero was already flying above Belgrade.
She came back 5 minutes later, carrying the three missing ones.
Anti-Crisis-Girl - Here they are! They were lost in the Hungarian suburb.
Dimitris - We got lost!
No time for them to apologize, we hurried to pack our suitcases in the bus and left Belgrade as quickly as possible.
We crossed Europe, we drove too fast but
Rick wanted to watch Eesti Laul so badly that we never were under 100 km/h. You would have seen his eyes when
Anton asked for the bus to stop because he was sick!
Imagine that with a beard and you'll realise.
Facing our troubles and braving physical laws, we arrived on time in Tallinn, the capital of Estonia.
linux620 - Which is not a Nordic, keep it on mind!
Rick - pls go eat yer mämmi and liev me alon ;_;
We managed to find good seats to watch Eesti Laul. When everything became all grey.
Apostolis - What Is Happening Again?
willsong - Oh no! They're doing a 50 shades of grey interval act!
Eke - Don't worry! It's just Stig Rästa and Elina Born!
Rick - Grey is Estonian people's favourite colour!
Eke - It fits with our general happy mood, which is not influenced bu the fact that Russia could invade us tomorrow.
Rick - Ah don't say this word! It's giving me urticaria!
Mordecai - Oh look they won!
Elina Born - Yes bitch! Grey always work with Estonians!
Poland? 
Rästa won Eesti Laul.
Poland!? 
