First of all sorry for the delay
Episode 17
Welcome to Ireland!
Riga, Latvia When Aminata finished her KFC, she said "hello to everyone" to everyone and sat in the back of the bus next to
Christian AT because "he's too young for the old lady".
Trijntje Oosterhuis - The "old lady" will slay your little black ass you'll see if she doesn't deserve young boys!
myloxyloto - I have a copyright to this word! Everytime someone says "slay" they give me 10€!
Trijntje Oosterhuis - 10€ is nothing for me dude! I never get under 114€ when I'm working. And I don't count night tariff!
Christian AT - We don't need details sweetie.
Trijntje Oosterhuis - I say what I want! And don't call me Sweetie that makes old!
They call me the Fontain of youth
We were ready to go when we realised that
Daniel still wasn't back. We searched for him in all the city, until we saw him in the middle of the street with a can of gasoline and a lighter.
Daniel - Anmaryyyyyyyyyyyy where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
Jess - Don't do that! You will see thousands of better female dictators in your life! Don't kill yourself for an irelevent potatoe republic leader!
Daniel - But she learnt me everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Jess - Listen, I promise that the next country we will visit will be a dictatorship with a woman leading!
Daniel - You promise?
Jess - I promise! Guys! What is the next destination?
Kerem - Ireland.
Jess - Do they have a dictator?
Kerem - I don't think so... Maybe Sinéad O'Connor.
Daniel - Ireland? I want to see Enya! Now!
Jess - We have some hours of bus and boat but I promise you will see her soon!
Daniel - No I want her NOW!
Jess - But...
Aliya - Now you move your motherfucking rich bastard dicke berta ass and you get it into the bus or I remove you the few teeth that remain from your cocksucker mouth! OK?
Daniel - Yes madam.
Enya will wait.
As everybody came inside the bus, our three Italians continued their strange talk.
Piero Barone - It's sure, we have two of the four : Greta and
Aliya. But where are the others?
Ignazio Boschetto - I wonder if that Ruslana isn't one of them...
Gianluca Ginoble - Oh my god you are right! We have to catch her!
Dimitris - Will you explain us one day what the fuck you're talking about please?
Ignazio Boschetto - You think they're ready?
Piero Barone - If we want Ruslana, we have to tell them.
Ignazio Boschetto - It's going to be a bit long so get prepared.
Kerem prepared his Hadise sex doll, @garameaning his Jennifer Lawrence,
Aliya her knife,
Liévenya her schlager CDs...
Ignazio Boschetto - Last year, you beat Putin in his terrible plan to invade Ukraine, but he didn't stop with a defeat! This time, he prepaired a biggest plan that is impossible to destroy. When he was absent for ten days, he was actually crossing Russia to find in the wildest tribes the strongest witches and marabous to destroy all the countries who refuse to support them, Ukraine being the first. The only way to get him to stop is a prophecy.
alex(a)bg - You drank too much chianti.
Valentin O'Brien - What is that prophecy about?
Ignazio Boschetto - If we reunited the four more angry people of Europe in San Marino and sacrifice a rabbit in the middle of a fire, a holy spirit will come out of the ground and kill Vladimir Putin. We already found out that
Aliya, Gerta Svabo Bech and Ruslana were three of them, but we have to find the fourth!
Piero Barone - Are you ready for this great adventure?
Everyone look at them like if they had leaks instead of arms, then counciled.
Kenajabam - You really believe in their shit?
LittleDemon - We lived less credible things so yes. Remember that Herciana has invocated Mickael Jackson when we were in Vatican City!
𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 - Yes but we were never involved into magic stuff! And I don't think any of us really believe in prophecies... The last one was about the end of the world and it only was good for a film and Britney Spears...
Keep on dancing till the world (or my career) ends.
In a common agreement, the group decided to "not doing anything until we meet Ruslana or come to San Marino because we are not sure if it's truth and if we will live again a fight with Putin", with 29 votes.
So we continued our way through Europe, crossing the big and very interesting plains of grass, grass, grass and forests of Northern Europe and finally finished in front of the English Channel. We took a ferry and to all the English people's horror, went directly to Dublin. There,
Daniel looked for Enya, but couldn't find her so began to cry. He was comforted by @douzepointa who said that his chance can come, and that only hope can help him keeping on searching for his idol. He then said that it's thanks to hope that he still doesn't cry because Ryan Dolan still didn't answer his hot letter with a naked selfie of him on a horse.
We were joined a few time later by Molly Sterling.
See you
SOON!
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