Post by Franck on May 14, 2015 16:25:08 GMT 1
If you wonder, yes I made a draw to determine who would go to Australia.
Vienna's airport, Austria
Rick - nC am cuming 3 Ostrelier.
In the airport, he presented to buy a ticket. After spelling 3 times his name the stewardess understood it and gave him his ticket, telling him to hurry because it was about to start. He ran as fast as he could and jumped in the plane. He sat in the back of the plane, where the seats are the cheapest, took a newspaper out of his bag, put his Tijana glasses, and read an article saying that Latvia sucked.
A stewardess arrived and told everyone what were the security advices. Unfortunately, he didn't listen to them. Some minutes after, the plane started its way to Canberra.
Rick - Yeah.
He started to relax and to seep when his phone rang.
Häällo?
Jasmin - Hello! We have a problem! We are in Romania and Sel has been bitten by a wild cow. I can't find my first aid kit! Do you know where it is?
Rick - I'm in a plane to Australia! I have no idea!
Jasmin - Oh it's you who left in Vienna? I thought it was linux620 because I heard "Perkele" from the outside.
linux620 - Estonian people often still our language. They did the same for Leto Svet.
Rick - cof cof
Jasmin - Oh sorry! Have a nice trip!
Wondering where he were, he looked at the porthole and saw people in Middle age clothes dancing in a forest with wolves arround them dancing too. The plane was above Hungary. Having an internal debate of how could Hungarian could be in the same family than Estonian, he was disturbed by another call.
Rick - Hello? Am I even supposed to be able to make my phone work in the air?
Logan - In a plane? lol what the fuck are you saying?
Rick - Haven't you noticed I'm gone since we stopped in Vienna?
Logan - Actually no I have a picture of you as wallpaper for my iphone 6. You have these kind of stuff in Estonia?
Rick - Yes we have! And... You have a picture of me as wallpaper?
Logan - You remember that selfie we took naked after a night rich in alcohol in Dublin?
Rick - Wait no!
Logan - It's better this way. Bye.
emagherg
Tormented, he tried to remember what had happened in Ireland but only could remember Molly's poems and Aliya being angry at her because she didn't understand her. He was another time stopped in his thoughts by someone calling him.
@douzepointa - Rick where are you? It's been a while!
Rick - Is only one person aware that I'm in a plane for Australia?
@douzepointa - Australia? What for?
Rick - Because Guy Sebastian lives there. It's logical because he represents Australia.
@douzepointa - Australia participates?
Rick - *sigh* I don't have time for that! Ask Jess, she will be patient enough to explain you.
@douzepointa - Who's Jesus?
Rick - Bye.
And I thought the whole episode would only include me. Perkele this.
The stewardess came back and said that they were currently above Iraq. He looked at the window and effectively saw things explode in a desert. He fell asleep and couldn't hear his phone ring. While he was dreaming of Estonia having mountains, the caller left a message on his answering machine.
@fizzyfrost - We're still in Romania. There is Ruslana with a tank in front of us and we're going 10 km/h. Just to tell you that I saw the weather previsions for tonight. They say there will be a hurricane in the middle of the Pacific Ocean exactly where your plane flies. It's funny hahaha! Good night.
Rick was suddenly woken up by a terrific noise. The stewardess came another time, this time looking terrified. She said that the pilot and the co-pilot were both dead after a heart-attack and that the plane was going very quickly toward a hurricane.
lek srlsy?
Everyone panicked when the plane started to move violently. A whole was opened and the stewardess was aspirated, soon followed by the poor Rick who hadn't listened to the security advices and didn't use his seatbelt. When was outside in the air, falling, he could see the plane exploding when it entered the hurricane. He and the stewardess were falling. They looked at eachother, he saw that she had a parachute, maybe because she knew working in Air Ciana was dangerous, and tried to swim in the air to grab her. She understood his attempt and waited for him to grab her to snap her parachute. Fortunatly, they landed on an island.
Rick - Do you have any idea of where we are?
She couldn't answer, the shock left her speechless.
Rick - Let's see if my phone works here.
He took his phone. It worked! There were few batteries left however. He tried to call who was for him the person the most capable to help him.
Rick - Answer please answer!
Liev - Hello?
Rick - You? I wanted to call my family!
Liev - Oh! Then I hang up the phone.
Rick - Nonono! I'm lost on a desert island! Help me! Heeeeelp!
It was too late. His batteries only allowed him to call a last person. He didn't try to find a special person this time and called a random phone number he had.
Dimitris - Hmm. I was sleeping. I hope it's important. If it's not I'll ban you.
Rick - Demon please I am lost on an island in the Pacific Ocean please call Interpol or something like that.
LittleDemon - Did someone say Interpol?
Dimitris - It's not for you LittleDemon they haven't found you. Ok Rick. How did you end on that island?
Rick - I was in a plane that crashed!
Dimitris - In a plane? What were you doing there?
Rick - Are you kidding me? I was... Hello? Hello?
There were no more batteries.
Rick - Shet.
Brussels, Belgium
Dimitris - Strange...
@fizzyfrost - Who called you?
Dimitris - Rick. He said he was in the middle of the sea.
@fizzyfrost - Oh no his plane hit the hurricane!
Dimitris - Which plane?
@fizzyfrost - The one destinated to Australia! Oh no! I hope it wont end like in Lost!
There is also a Reyes in this serie.
@fizzyfrost - We need more informations about this crash!
They saw that myloxyloto was listening to Kawaii Radio. They changed the station to a local information radio but couldn't understand anything.
Dimitris - Shit it's all in French! Wake one of them up!
Blandine - With all the mess you make it's hard not to be already woken up!
Dimitris - We're sorry but Rick's plane crashed and...
Blandine - He was in a plane?
Dimitris - Yes! If you hear some news about a plane crash in the Indian Ocean can you tell us? We don't speak French!
Blandine - Ok! So... Sports... Now economy... Oh! Now they speak about it! They say there's a plane that crashed in the Indian Ocean next to Thailand!
@fizzyfrost - We have to call local authorities.
Blandine - Do I look like I speak Thai?
nick - Why do you all scream?
@fizzyfrost - I doubt you can help us. We need someone who speaks Thai.
nick - I came in a Peruvian restaurant once. Do they speak Thai in Peruvia?
Blandine - We'll ask @hvdstrcbcbr.
When he was woken up, because HE was sleeping, what he said was quite disappointing.
@hvdstrcbcbr - I understand that it's urgent but I'm not fluent in Thai!
Blandine - Can't you try?
He did so and after some times rexplaining three times everything, he managed to be understood. He said after that they are looking for desert islands near the coasts.
Some hours had passed and it was morning. Many of us didn't know what had happened. @fizzyfrost asked, while we were all having beakfast, for out attention. He explained everything about Rick's situation.
Julian - I didn't know Rick had taken a plane?
Laimis - Yeah me neither! And what can we do now?
@hvdstrcbcbr - I am waiting for the Thai authorities to call me but until that I can't do anything
Loïc Nottet - Finally I found you! If you knew where I have been. I've seen all Brussels before I see you all! How are you?
Julian - But what was he doing in a plane?
nick - He's going to Peruvia because their representative for your Commievision lives there.
Absolutely commie.
Loïc Nottet - k I'm happy to meet you too.
We left Brussels and prepared for our next destination, which was Yerevan, in Armenia. We weren't in a joking mood, and all the attention was arround @hvdstrcbcbr's phone. We had left in the morning and finally, in the night, when we were somewhere in Ukraine, his phone rang. @hvdstrcbcbr listened to what someone said for 3 minutes. After, he thanked his interlocutor, turned to us and said :
@hvdstrcbcbr - They found him. He's alive and he is currently in a hospital in Sydney. Tomorrow all the Australian newspaper will know it so we can think that Guy Sebastian reads it and try to find him there.
We all screamed and cheered of happiness, waking 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ up.
It was the first time we crossed Ukraine without having Ruslana on our way. We arrived in Russia, then Georgia and in the end Armenia.
In Yerevan, the members of Genealogy were waiting for us.
Mary-Jean O'Doherty Basmadjian - I read about your friend! I am Australian too and I know this hospital is a good one! They dealt with my syphilis very well!
Episode 31
Welcum 3 Ostrelier!
Vienna's airport, Austria
Rick - nC am cuming 3 Ostrelier.
In the airport, he presented to buy a ticket. After spelling 3 times his name the stewardess understood it and gave him his ticket, telling him to hurry because it was about to start. He ran as fast as he could and jumped in the plane. He sat in the back of the plane, where the seats are the cheapest, took a newspaper out of his bag, put his Tijana glasses, and read an article saying that Latvia sucked.
A stewardess arrived and told everyone what were the security advices. Unfortunately, he didn't listen to them. Some minutes after, the plane started its way to Canberra.
Rick - Yeah.
He started to relax and to seep when his phone rang.
Häällo?
Jasmin - Hello! We have a problem! We are in Romania and Sel has been bitten by a wild cow. I can't find my first aid kit! Do you know where it is?
Rick - I'm in a plane to Australia! I have no idea!
Jasmin - Oh it's you who left in Vienna? I thought it was linux620 because I heard "Perkele" from the outside.
linux620 - Estonian people often still our language. They did the same for Leto Svet.
Rick - cof cof
Jasmin - Oh sorry! Have a nice trip!
Wondering where he were, he looked at the porthole and saw people in Middle age clothes dancing in a forest with wolves arround them dancing too. The plane was above Hungary. Having an internal debate of how could Hungarian could be in the same family than Estonian, he was disturbed by another call.
Rick - Hello? Am I even supposed to be able to make my phone work in the air?
Logan - In a plane? lol what the fuck are you saying?
Rick - Haven't you noticed I'm gone since we stopped in Vienna?
Logan - Actually no I have a picture of you as wallpaper for my iphone 6. You have these kind of stuff in Estonia?
Rick - Yes we have! And... You have a picture of me as wallpaper?
Logan - You remember that selfie we took naked after a night rich in alcohol in Dublin?
Rick - Wait no!
Logan - It's better this way. Bye.
emagherg
Tormented, he tried to remember what had happened in Ireland but only could remember Molly's poems and Aliya being angry at her because she didn't understand her. He was another time stopped in his thoughts by someone calling him.
@douzepointa - Rick where are you? It's been a while!
Rick - Is only one person aware that I'm in a plane for Australia?
@douzepointa - Australia? What for?
Rick - Because Guy Sebastian lives there. It's logical because he represents Australia.
@douzepointa - Australia participates?
Rick - *sigh* I don't have time for that! Ask Jess, she will be patient enough to explain you.
@douzepointa - Who's Jesus?
Rick - Bye.
And I thought the whole episode would only include me. Perkele this.
The stewardess came back and said that they were currently above Iraq. He looked at the window and effectively saw things explode in a desert. He fell asleep and couldn't hear his phone ring. While he was dreaming of Estonia having mountains, the caller left a message on his answering machine.
@fizzyfrost - We're still in Romania. There is Ruslana with a tank in front of us and we're going 10 km/h. Just to tell you that I saw the weather previsions for tonight. They say there will be a hurricane in the middle of the Pacific Ocean exactly where your plane flies. It's funny hahaha! Good night.
Rick was suddenly woken up by a terrific noise. The stewardess came another time, this time looking terrified. She said that the pilot and the co-pilot were both dead after a heart-attack and that the plane was going very quickly toward a hurricane.
lek srlsy?
Everyone panicked when the plane started to move violently. A whole was opened and the stewardess was aspirated, soon followed by the poor Rick who hadn't listened to the security advices and didn't use his seatbelt. When was outside in the air, falling, he could see the plane exploding when it entered the hurricane. He and the stewardess were falling. They looked at eachother, he saw that she had a parachute, maybe because she knew working in Air Ciana was dangerous, and tried to swim in the air to grab her. She understood his attempt and waited for him to grab her to snap her parachute. Fortunatly, they landed on an island.
Rick - Do you have any idea of where we are?
She couldn't answer, the shock left her speechless.
Rick - Let's see if my phone works here.
He took his phone. It worked! There were few batteries left however. He tried to call who was for him the person the most capable to help him.
Rick - Answer please answer!
Liev - Hello?
Rick - You? I wanted to call my family!
Liev - Oh! Then I hang up the phone.
Rick - Nonono! I'm lost on a desert island! Help me! Heeeeelp!
It was too late. His batteries only allowed him to call a last person. He didn't try to find a special person this time and called a random phone number he had.
Dimitris - Hmm. I was sleeping. I hope it's important. If it's not I'll ban you.
Rick - Demon please I am lost on an island in the Pacific Ocean please call Interpol or something like that.
LittleDemon - Did someone say Interpol?
Dimitris - It's not for you LittleDemon they haven't found you. Ok Rick. How did you end on that island?
Rick - I was in a plane that crashed!
Dimitris - In a plane? What were you doing there?
Rick - Are you kidding me? I was... Hello? Hello?
There were no more batteries.
Rick - Shet.
Episode 32
Ես բավականին վստահ է, դուք չեք նկատել, եթե ես գրել մի բան փոխարեն սովորական ողջույնի ուղերձը!
Brussels, Belgium
Dimitris - Strange...
@fizzyfrost - Who called you?
Dimitris - Rick. He said he was in the middle of the sea.
@fizzyfrost - Oh no his plane hit the hurricane!
Dimitris - Which plane?
@fizzyfrost - The one destinated to Australia! Oh no! I hope it wont end like in Lost!
There is also a Reyes in this serie.
@fizzyfrost - We need more informations about this crash!
They saw that myloxyloto was listening to Kawaii Radio. They changed the station to a local information radio but couldn't understand anything.
Dimitris - Shit it's all in French! Wake one of them up!
Blandine - With all the mess you make it's hard not to be already woken up!
Dimitris - We're sorry but Rick's plane crashed and...
Blandine - He was in a plane?
Dimitris - Yes! If you hear some news about a plane crash in the Indian Ocean can you tell us? We don't speak French!
Blandine - Ok! So... Sports... Now economy... Oh! Now they speak about it! They say there's a plane that crashed in the Indian Ocean next to Thailand!
@fizzyfrost - We have to call local authorities.
Blandine - Do I look like I speak Thai?
nick - Why do you all scream?
@fizzyfrost - I doubt you can help us. We need someone who speaks Thai.
nick - I came in a Peruvian restaurant once. Do they speak Thai in Peruvia?
Blandine - We'll ask @hvdstrcbcbr.
When he was woken up, because HE was sleeping, what he said was quite disappointing.
@hvdstrcbcbr - I understand that it's urgent but I'm not fluent in Thai!
Blandine - Can't you try?
He did so and after some times rexplaining three times everything, he managed to be understood. He said after that they are looking for desert islands near the coasts.
Some hours had passed and it was morning. Many of us didn't know what had happened. @fizzyfrost asked, while we were all having beakfast, for out attention. He explained everything about Rick's situation.
Julian - I didn't know Rick had taken a plane?
Laimis - Yeah me neither! And what can we do now?
@hvdstrcbcbr - I am waiting for the Thai authorities to call me but until that I can't do anything
Loïc Nottet - Finally I found you! If you knew where I have been. I've seen all Brussels before I see you all! How are you?
Julian - But what was he doing in a plane?
nick - He's going to Peruvia because their representative for your Commievision lives there.
Absolutely commie.
Loïc Nottet - k I'm happy to meet you too.
We left Brussels and prepared for our next destination, which was Yerevan, in Armenia. We weren't in a joking mood, and all the attention was arround @hvdstrcbcbr's phone. We had left in the morning and finally, in the night, when we were somewhere in Ukraine, his phone rang. @hvdstrcbcbr listened to what someone said for 3 minutes. After, he thanked his interlocutor, turned to us and said :
@hvdstrcbcbr - They found him. He's alive and he is currently in a hospital in Sydney. Tomorrow all the Australian newspaper will know it so we can think that Guy Sebastian reads it and try to find him there.
We all screamed and cheered of happiness, waking 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ up.
It was the first time we crossed Ukraine without having Ruslana on our way. We arrived in Russia, then Georgia and in the end Armenia.
In Yerevan, the members of Genealogy were waiting for us.
Mary-Jean O'Doherty Basmadjian - I read about your friend! I am Australian too and I know this hospital is a good one! They dealt with my syphilis very well!
And OMG! The Philippine SSR. 
