North Vision Song Contest #14: Semi-final 1

Latvia has voted

Voted
(probably i am 50% of televoting trololo) so my full rank will come after the semi-final results.

Why you sholdn`t vote for any of the contestants of this semifinal:

01 Montenegro: This 50 year old woman seems trying to rape the young man.
02 Norway: You aren`t cindarella, you are a violent spoiled brat. Your poor stepmother.
03 Faroe Islands: The terrible fate of homeless people living in a shopping cart is used to gain votes.
04 Italy: How can you tell whole Europe what I ate at lunch? You damaged my privacy. I will report this.
05 Lebanon: "Halla" is backwards "Allah", which is a secret message in order to support ISIS.
06 Georgia: Stupid, a paper boat will sink sooner or later, built it with wood. People could die.
07 Slovenia: Most dress changes on stage ever. Are you so desperate, Slovenia?
08 Turkey: Another supporter of ISIS. Her choreography representing a fist fight supports the fight against western society.
09 Macedonia: Bad advertisement for the glasses of their sponsor. She cant even see anything.
10 Hungary: She should drink less wine. She already sees everything twice.
11 Monaco: Never climb such a high mountain without mountaineering equipment. His rescue will be expensive.
12 Latvia: This orgies probably caused some sexual diseases to spread.
13 Russia: This is only deception. They use landmarks of other countries for their propaganda.
14 France: Having sex, where their children usually play, is just disgusting.
15 Estonia: Only a desperate attempt to win the Barbara Dex award.
16 Netherlands: Arrogant goat. You won`t be victorious, you will lose.
17 Andorra: Poor man, she is obviously a marriage swindler.
18 Bosnia & Herzegovina: So thanks for telling, nobody wants to go to the Balkan next edition.
19 Poland: Poor try to get points from the DACH countries Austria, Germany and Switzerland.
20 Finland: Hopefully PETA rescues the unfortunate animals in the forest, who have to listen to her singing all day.

OMG Eke this recap is so amazing I can't *_* All my congratulations
(Just: it's "Quand tu danses" )    

And I think a record has been broken for me today: it's probably the first time that I like all the songs from a semi-final. I'm gonna be heart-broken this time... 

I'll publish a traditional prediction soon