North Vision Song Contest #17: Grand Final

I'll kill you ......... 

Why Liechtenstein is the only right winner...

1) Lithuania: Only moose moans. You have to be a human to take part!
2) San Marino: Go inside, girl. You are wet.
3) Serbia: Never throw your hat in a wormhole! This could destroy the world. At least Serbia will get destroyed first.
4) Hungary: I have it in my hands. The world will understand that I wont vote for you. And nobody else will, too.
5) Ireland: Burn these witches! They are trying to destroy our harvest.
6) Estonia; There are no magic gloves. You have no chance, you will get captured and arrested.
7) Slovakia: Good for you that you have your own, personal sky. Stay there, I hate zombies. Remember: Always destroy the head!
8) Norway: Bad for you that you have no firewall. Duchess Claudia has already installed spy software and several viruses.
9) Denmark: You couldnt even act, if your life is on the line. Next one, please.
10) Poland: How is the Barbara Dex award for hair called? Lanberry award? Or is this an antenna, which gives you signals from your home planet?
11) Spain: Pocahontas for the poor? No, thanks.
12) Kazakhstan: Are you working as ballast, which you throw out of balloons to gain height?
13) Slovenia: Good plan to start an career in the open sea! So nobody will hear you.
14) Turkey: Abrakadabra, now you can sing! No, sorry, not even Claudia Schanza is that good.
15) Moldova: If you put glue on your shoulder, dont touch it, idiot.
16) Faroe Islands: Now nobody will visit the country in September anymore. I guess the hotel owners will either sue or kill her.
17) Switzerland: Swiss German is no recognized language in Liechtenstein and will be persecuted.
18) Cyprus: The book is the most sexy in this video tbh.
19) Sweden: RIP. I guess the fire wasnt that friendly.
20) Italy: Lost in a labyrinth. You will win, when you find your way out aka never.
21) Germany: Eureka, it is over! Such a desperate attempt for the Barbara Dex award. Like one outfit in the competition wasnt enough.
22) Austria: Can she only say this 4 words? Duchess Schanza will get a place in a good psychiatry for you.
23) Iceland: At least she is the only one, who realizes how bad her song is. Its the right consequence to drown yourself.
24) Belgium: You better fear Claudia Schanza!
25) Armenia: This song makes Armenian people so angry that they kill eachother.
26) United Kingdom: Shut up and go to the hospital, you wimp.

There is only one song, which deserved to win. Well, only one can be called a song anyway. Everyone else should be buried six feet underground.

The best one is the Polish one
And tbh, she can also say "huehuehue"

OMG yas Claudia we love you so much #LiechtensteinWasRobbed



k bi #LiechtensteinGotWhatItDeservedTBH

still, excluding , it is scientifically proven that Claudia only said the word "win" once during her review of the final recap. We will take this as a good luck charm!