Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Mar 14, 2016 0:44:21 GMT 1
SIRENFOREST UPDATE BULLETIN First things first, it's time for another update 
Now, here's a few things worth noting that have happened around the country since the presidential election last month.
UPDATE #1: FC 4 Artist Reveal
A couple of weeks ago, SFTV announced that Istacle-based band Sleeping with Sirens will represent the country in its debut. It has been known that most Sirenforestians are glued to the televisions in anticipation of the FC #3 results. The probable reason: for Sleeping with Sirens to finally reveal their entry, states Dr. William Compibe.
Dr. Compibe says "As the contest rules state that a country cannot reveal their entry until after the results of the current edition, it is plausible, especially for a debuting country that people would obsess over something of the sort. So it is my guess that the people who report staying at the television area constantly are awaiting the FC #3 results so that Sleeping with Sirens can reveal their FC #4 entry."
UPDATE #2: TV Programming
Sirenforest Television has announced 4 extra channels to their cable plans.
SFTV 1 (Sirenforest Television 1)
Shows the news and is also the official channel of the Fantasia Contest. Viewing numbers are at about 12.5 million per week.
SFTV 2 (Sirenforest Television 2)
The kids channel. Shows programs like Duck Duck Playground and Preteen Titans, recommended for ages 1-15 (of course, older people can watch it too). Viewing numbers are at about 9.4 million per week.
SFTV 3 (Sirenforest Television 3)
The reality show channel. Shows programs like I'm a Wannabe... Get Me Out Of Here!, Keeping up with the Kazimovas, and The $100 Million Family Drop. Recommended for ages 12+ (of course younger people can watch, we have no laws on what people watch, except for the adult channel) Viewing numbers are at around 19.90 million per week, the most watched channel in Sirenforest.
Sirenforest.SFTV 4+ (Sirenforest Television 4+)
The adult channel. Shows programs like I'm a Cheater Killer, Million Dollar Homicide, and other X-rated programming not safe for children. Recommended for ages 18+. Under no circumstances should anyone under the age of 18 watch this channel. Violations of this rule will result in 50 days in jail for the parents as well as a $150 fine. Viewing numbers can only be reached at sirenforesttelevision.co.sf.
UPDATE #3: The 1st Annual Sirenforest Carnival Bash
Now that the basics have been filled regarding the country, Istacle will be holding the 1st annual Carnival Bash! There will be rides, face painting, carnival games, and meet-and-greets with Sleeping with Sirens,and the Presidential Election candidates: President Dilara Kazimova, J Williams, Emmelie de Forest, and Nuno Resende (if he was discharged from the psych ward yet).
The date is yet to be determined.
Thanks for reading, and good day from Istacle!
Rock fan from FL best known for winning FC #6 and spamming Lacuna Coil in NNMC 
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