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Post by jstårsz on May 21, 2016 18:17:08 GMT 1
I Accidentally sent it through PM. Hehe I wil just post it now.
"Hi everyone! I am super happy to compete in this competition! Sadly it is not a song contest. Oh well, this is an opportunity for me to relax in a competition rather than singing! That's an advantage. I am excited to get in the house and get in challenges (i luv challenges) and I hope I do well! I hope you all support me especially my fans! You are all my Youniverse! See you all soon!"
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Post by Christian AT on May 21, 2016 18:28:13 GMT 1
 Caitlyn Jenner "My beautiful and rich daughter Kim K won the last Big Brother and I was like WTH THE KARDASHIANS ARE SLAYING. And now I'm in da house. Burn down the men's toilettes. We hoe's only need a women's room as I am a woman now. Can't wait to have a child with my future husband Donald Trump!" |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on May 21, 2016 18:43:46 GMT 1
ONISION'S OPENING SPEECH
Access Hollywood had an interview with Onision prior to him arriving in  South Africa. He made his opening speech there in a worldwide interview, a first for the program. When asked to make an opening speech, he responded with this: "As I leave the US, I also leave my beautiful wife Laineybot. My videos from now to the time of my eviction will consist of my brutally honest opinions about the show, the house itself, and my fellow housemates. I'm sure Andy Biersack will watch the show just for me! Of course, I hope to win but if I don't, the housemates that voted to evict me are most likely a bunch of idiots." He was then asked what he might expect from his fellow housemates, and any alliances he'd make. He responded with "I don't know what to expect, even though I eagerly watched Seasons 1 and 2. I think  Elva Hsiao, Caitlyn Jenner,  Polina Gagarina, or  Michal Szpak might be my alliances, if they don't hate my guts like most people do." Access Hollywood said thanks to Onision and ushered him off to the plane.
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on May 24, 2016 4:43:41 GMT 1
HOUSEMATE RUNNING ORDER AND CAST MEMBER ALBUM RELEASED!
I meant to do this when opening speeches were allowed, but better late than never. Here is the housemate entry order!
The first housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Conchita Wurst!
The second housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Jelena Karleusa!
The third housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Elva Hsiao!
The fourth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Caitlyn Jenner!
The fifth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Polina Gagarina!
The sixth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Michal Szpak!
The seventh housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Molly Sanden!
The eighth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Alex DeLarge!
The ninth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
Molly Pettersson Hammar!
The tenth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
Chrissy Costanza!
The eleventh housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
 Josje Huisman!
The twelth housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
Zara Larsson!
The second-to-last housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
Onision!
Therefore, the last housemate to enter the Big Brother house is.....
Tom Daley!
OFFICIAL CAST MEMBER ALBUM:
imgur.com/a/AeAOSThey're of course in the order of housemate entry. I do this for the people who don't know certain housemates. If you want to look at it, it's here for you 
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on May 26, 2016 7:03:36 GMT 1
I'm not in the mood to make a fancy post.
I'm extending the speeches deadline to Thursday at 12am EST because I'd rather start it up on the weekend than in the week. Showrunner out
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on May 28, 2016 18:48:09 GMT 1
WEEK 1 COMING RIGHT UP!It's a sunny day in  South Africa. 14 housemates arrive to a house built next to Jacob Zuma's house. Jelena Karleusa says "This is nice, but why can't we stay in Jacob Zuma's actual house?" Caitlyn Jenner said "Jelena pls. You have a few guys to sleep around with. Try your best not to be an idiot in this house." She gives a blank stare at Onision. Zara Larsson says "Caitlyn pls. I haven't seen a single video where he says that he hates you. Now stop your grudges against poor Onision just because you hate him. I heard you say under your breath in the plane that you hope he gets evicted first." Caitlyn then pouts. Polina Gagarina says "I agree with Zara. You and Elva, along with Michal there, tend to say nasty comments about all the housemates, but Onision gets the worst of it. Pls stop your awful comments before this gets ugly on day 1." Elva Hsiao sings Pity Party but replaces a line with "It's my party, I can hate Onision if I want to". Michal Szpak stays quiet. He doesn't really hate Onision but he's loyal to Elva and Caitlyn so he goes along with their anti-Onision agenda so they don't hate him too. They are greeted by Jacob Zuma, the host of the show this season. He says "Drama already on day 1? What happened?" He asks Tom Daley the question. "Well, Caitlyn and Elva despises Onision and said multiple times on the plane that they hope he gets evicted first. Michal just went along with their hate towards him. I freaking yelled on the plane for them to stop screaming at him, so they decided to whisper hateful things to him. As soon as Caitlyn gave a blank stare to him, Polina and Zara went off on her. Then Elva sings Melanie Martinez's Pity Party but replaces a line. This is ridiculous!"
The head of household challenge was to see who could last the longest underwater in a tube.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD/NOMINATION CEREMONY RESULTS:
Polina Gagarina wins head of household. Conchita Wurst is safe. Jelena Karleusa is safe. Elva Hsiao is safe. Michal Szpak is safe. Molly Sanden is safe. Alex DeLarge is safe. Molly Pettersson Hammar is safe. Chrissy Costanza is safe. Josje Huisman is safe. Zara Larsson is safe. Onision is safe. HoH Polina Gagarina names Caitlyn Jenner and Tom Daley as nominees.
POWER OF VETO COMPETITION RESULTS:
HoH Polina Gagarina, and nominees Caitlyn Jenner and Tom Daley are required to compete. Also, Josje Huisman, Jelena Karleusa, and Chrissy Costanza were selected to compete. The winner of PoV is.... Caitlyn Jenner! After Caitlyn Jenner and Tom Daley state why they should be saved, Caitlyn Jenner uses the PoV on..... HERSELF! HoH Polina Gagarina is furious about not getting to evict an Onision hater and names Alex DeLarge as her replacement.
EVICTION VOTING:
Molly Sanden votes to evict Tom Daley. Onision votes to evict Tom Daley. Jelena Karleusa votes to evict Alex DeLarge. Josje Huisman votes to evict Alex DeLarge. Zara Larsson votes to evict Tom Daley. Caitlyn Jenner votes to evict Tom Daley. Molly Pettersson Hammar votes to evict Tom Daley. Conchita Wurst votes to evict Tom Daley. Chrissy Costanza votes to evict Tom Daley. Elva Hsiao votes to evict Tom Daley. Michal Szpak votes to evict Tom Daley. With a vote of 9-2, Tom Daley is the first housemate evicted from the Big Brother house! Big Brother will arrange your trip to the UK.
After the eviction, Jelena and Michal had some alone time in the master bedroom. Only Big Brother knows what happened in there. Later, a fight breaks out between Conchita and Caitlyn over the Onision hate.
Comments are appreciated, and week 2 will be posted in US tomorrow or Monday. If you were evicted, you can choose to follow the storylines further or ignore the tags from now on.
HOUSEMATE PLACINGS:
14: Tom Daley (poor selvin)
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2016 19:43:12 GMT 1
After the eviction was held, Alex sat in the basement, a glass of milk his only company. He stared intensely at the wall and reflected upon his first week in the house.
"Widdy welly, welly, welly, welly, well. What a boring first week. Everybody have more or less treated me like air. The only thing that has kept me from getting bored out me mind is once again the gleeful tunes of the good ol' Ludvig van Beethoven.
It was rather sad seeing that Tom veck itty this early on in the competition; given enough raz I'm sure he would've proven to be a spectacular droog. Thinking about it, those muscular legs of his would fit themselves perfectly to some good old ultra-violence. However it can't be helped, as rules are rules, and I as a fully cured, law-abiding citizen respect them to the fullest.
What I don't respect however is that distasteful Russian baboochka! Why in the world did she choose me to replace Jenner in the eviction? I who haven't done her any harm at all! Yet."
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Post by jstårsz on May 28, 2016 19:51:22 GMT 1
 Molly Sanden's Diary Week 1: Everything is still going well except for those two fighting..Sheesh. This is just the first week. Well, that is what always happens tho. HAHAHAHAHA. I wasn't part of anything yet so I can say that this is a good start for me! Glad to see Molly (P-H) back after MFest! Now to just releax unless I get in a fight. Hehe |
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Post by Levi21 on May 28, 2016 20:16:39 GMT 1
Zara's notebok: -I'm really happy that I'm still in the party house, it's such a fun place. And until now everyone's nice except Caitlyn who tried to throw Onision under the bus, which wasn't too nice from her. Hopefully I can release a new single while I'm here in this competitino cause I need to finish my next album fast. kisses for everyone |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on May 29, 2016 2:10:24 GMT 1
Onision's thoughts: So I already have 3 people who hate me..... I see >_> Anyway, I made a video on my OnisionSpeaks channel called "Forum Big Brother Season 3 Housemates Who Hate Onision". It's 1:51 minutes and it explains about Caitlyn Jenner, Elva Hsiao, and Michal Szpak. I think I went kind of easy on them. Thanks to Polina Gagarina and Zara Larsson for sticking up for me. Also to  Conchita Wurst, though violence isn't the answer. About the eviction, I did my vote with the random machine. I don't get how people actually decided to vote Tom out. Oh well, we'll see how I do  |
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