Hey people of planet earth!The
Belgian delegation has an important announcement to make!
We have never reached the top 5.
We came last two consecutive times.
No matter how hard we try to send the best of the best from our country...
We still flop.
bUT NOW:
THIS IS ALL GOING TO CHANGE!
The
Belgian delegation decided something that surely obviously
couldn't go wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(jk the odds of this not going wrong is probably 1/500000) WHAT IF WE DELIBERERATELY TRY TO END UP LAST?
THE PAST HAS PROVEN THAT IF WE TRY TO WIN, WE FLOP!
SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!!!
LET'S SEND THE WORST SONG WE KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUt...
What IS the worst song we know??
JK we all know what we should do!!
It's proven extremely efficient throughout histrory of ESC.
Not here.
We still like to flop so if we lose on purpose...
It's just gonna make losing a lot more fun!!!!!
WE'LL SEND A JOKE ENTRY!!!!!
Idk what my point is.
So anyway, for this cycle we chose to finish last with *THIS* joke entry!
Timeslot 1:40 - 2:05
And one last thing:
DO NOT FUCKING DARE VOTE FOR US
P.S.S:
Let me quote
Poli Genova on this:
"If this song was a crime-- oh nvm it already is!"
LET'S ALL NOT VOTE FOR BELGIUM AND TOGETHER
CREATE THE CONTEST'S FIRST NUL POINTS!!!!!