Why nobody should win...
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Suriname: Only European countries should be able to win.
02
Morocco: The poor flowers.
Why do you hate plants, Morocco?
03
Belgium: Drowning doesnt feel good, idiots.
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Germany: Er, this is actually nice. Oh, oops, its a cover.
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Norway: They dont even have working TVs. Apparentally also a supporter of plant murder.
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Ireland: Girl, you look fat on all pictures.
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Slovakia: She makes a serious sport like cheerleading to some sluty action.
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Portugal: I have never have heard farts, which sounded so good.
09
Kazakhstan: Nobody wants to see a show, in which old mafia men do physical exercises.
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Romania: Well, I dont know your name. And I dont have to, because nobody will find you after an eleptic attack in the forest anyway.
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Georgia: The only song to include guns is called unarmed. Best peace warrior since Hitler.
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Italy: OMG, help! She wants to crush me with her fat arms.
13
France: Serious sport to sluty action [2]
14 This is neither from Europe nor from a country. So I guess thats the interval act.
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Moldova: Ugh, these aliens have also green blood.
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Luxembourg: The poor flamingos that had to die for her hair.
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Estonia: This is no song, it is a satanic cult. As a result Liechtenstein has decided to send the Estonian ambassador back home - in a package, cut in pieces.
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Bulgaria: You are dead. So shut up. Apparentelly a consequence of Belgiums entry.
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Sweden: Its to late to surrender now. You have already molested all of Europe.
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Latvia: Maybe you are a slut. Slut, slut, slut, slut, slut.
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Albania: Cheapest entry ever. Apparentally its the story about how they won last edition.
22
Poland: As Lanberry apparentally couldnt contact her home planet with her antenna, she is trying with smoke signs this time.
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Denmark: This lyrics are the dumbest ever, ever. Albania is a piece of art compared to this. Just kidding, Albania is still a piece of
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24
Lebanon: Lebanon is so desperate that they need to teach the audience from their country in the arena, how to steal money. So they can compete again next year.
25
Czech Republic: No, I cant see your demons. Maybe you should go into a psychatry.
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Spain: Calling the mountain rescue. That will get expensive, Spain.
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Cyprus: Not calling mountain rescue. Lets see if she really can rise like a phoenix. Already prepared to help searching her body parts.