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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 23:01:10 GMT 1
Belgium goes back to the good old flopping format! Belgium, after coming in 21st place in the 10th edition, have understood that they just might've been to lenient on joke entries, and that gaining 60 points is just too much to take (not to mention the 9th edition 200-point fiasco)...So they just might become a little strict.This time, Belgium will participate in the hostile nation of Nope.And the searches for the ultimate joke entry have begun.After 4 days, there were 49,987,708 different options.And the selected entry was... BELGIAN CANARY'S NEW LIT AF HIT SINGLE "WATERSLAGER"!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! But, wait... (lol lmao i said "but" har har har)
According to the rules of NNMC songs mustn't be longer than 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
How disappointing...
I'm 100% sure she [Belgian Canary] would've been accepted if the song was shorter.
#JusticeForBelgianCanary Now the actual entry! *crowd boos with disappointment* BELGIUM HAS CHOSEN!!!It's the Belgian singer-songwriter-comedian-multitalent-gay-bald-guy-flop/Jerry Seinfeld wannabe... Dennie Damaro!!!!1!111!1 I miss America. Dennie Damaro - "I Am Not St. Nicolas" Yes, yes. Another joke entry. No, no. You did not misread. Belgium has sent YET ANOTHER joke entry. Also, before I forget. G A R F I E L F Y O U L A Z Y C A T
Liza's hot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 23:04:27 GMT 1
They really are.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 23:05:25 GMT 1
PLEASE LOVE US
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 23:06:01 GMT 1
BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!! BELGIQUE !!!!!
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Post by Tufkai on Dec 29, 2016 23:13:10 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 23:20:39 GMT 1
That is true! We are! Please love us!
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Post by italix on Dec 30, 2016 2:18:21 GMT 1
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Post by MaRtIn on Dec 30, 2016 7:55:20 GMT 1
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Post by ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ on Dec 30, 2016 8:06:32 GMT 1
Russia confirms!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2016 11:49:06 GMT 1
Lmao I think Tufkai just broke the record for the most likes on a non-Martin NNMC post I can see why, too
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