Which languages do you speak?

FLUENT:
Filipino - My mother tongue and lingua franca of the Philipines; I also know a very minor dialect called Rinconada, which is prevalent in my hometown.
English - I learned it in both Philippines and USA starting from pre-school.

PARTIALLY:
Spanish (I learned Latin American Spanish; I'm sure Spanish from Spain has differences.) - I can basically read it, but communicating and listening is still something I need practice with.
Italian - I went to Italy last summer and learned a few phrases.
Flemish - I picked up a few Flemish phrases from my visit in Belgium.
Mandarin Chinese - I only took a year's worth of classes, but I still remember certain greetings and symbols.

When I was in hospital during a video telemetry test for my epilpesy, which is where you're connected to 30 or so wires measuring your brain activity and have to watched from someone outside your door for 24 hours across 5 days as they force away your medication, they realised that my brain was calming every time a health assistant from Poland and I were speaking in Polish to each other. 

So they got a PhD student from Iran to come to me to test how quickly it would take me to learn the Farsi alphabet and I learnt it in under 40 minutes. 

The next day they tested my memory because my epilepsy is in the temporal lobe which is where the human memory is and they gave me a random list of 15 words and said I had five chances to say them back in any order. I said them back in the exact same order first attempt.

So for some unknown reason, I have a memory that I shouldn't be able to. Even a psychologist of 40 years experience was baffled and couldn't explain it.

That awful moment when even foreigners speak more Luxembourgish than you

Mother tongue:
German

Fluent:
English
French (Fluent-ish)
Alemannic German (local dialect of my hometown, can speak it pretty fluently)

Understand:
Swiss German (Can't speak it, but can understand and read it)

Know a bit:
Spanish (One year of courses, only a few phrases left)