HOLY CRAP MY RANKING WITH NEW WITTY PUNCHLINES FUCKING CRASHED.
anyways to be frank(a) I don't give a damn whether Australia is a demo or not, I just wanted to rank it
1
Discount at Geraldina Sposa
2
I WANT TO LEAVE FOREVAAAAAAA
3
UA
:PBC get your shit together
4
Miért nem látja a szépséget, amely körülvesz mindenütt?
5
From the land that brought you "Tell us a ruby"
6
A tumblromance
7
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE FERRET ASS CITY8
It's over Anakin!
9
Some rock song about multiple amounts of a smaller rock
10
Je suis Mercy Hebdo
11
Lordi shitload of beer later
12
Leaked track from the Great Gatsby 2 soundtrack
13
(sem banana guy)
14
Grab the Moment but with less authenticity
15
Tonight we're going har-har-ha-ha-ha-hard!
16
My boat has to go and it will leave you here.
17
In another life I would make you stay.
18
Why don't people sing about their nightmares in Eurovision too?
19
Everything changed when the Fuego Nation attacked.
20
All alone in the overhype zone...
21
X My Heart My Ass!
22
Would've been hilarious if Russia's song title would've been
Water. That would've meant we only needed an "Earth" title and we're set for this year's Avatarvision... wait, does Denmark's "ground" count?
23
Remove kebab
24
Horny frost
25
We got cheap demos over here sold to Russian hackers, only for 0.99 AUD
26
Stormy was my least favourite Trix actually
27
Betty Romero & Missiego García
28
(Y)our choice( sucks)
29
The song SENNEK would party to
30
Your camel looks disgusting. There, I lied to you. Happy now?
31
Yo Christabelle, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish... but Brooke is one of the best Borgs of all time!
32
Plot twist: Laura's boyfriend is actually gay and comes home smelling like cologne.
33
...del destino che è in te
My top 32 
Hungary
Italy
Albania
Poland
France
Switzerland
Greece
Spain
Portugal
Estonia
Germany
Belarus
Montenegro
Belgium
Ukraine
Romania
Iceland
Armenia
Cyprus
Azerbaijan
Denmark
Moldova
United Kingdom
Malta
San Marino
Czech Republic
Serbia
Croatia
Finland
Australia
Latvia
Slovenia
Alexander Rybak - That's How Write a Song ***
Liamoo - Last Breath ***
Greta Zazza - Broken Shadows ***
Iriao - Sheni gulistvis **
Yulia Samoylova - ?? **
?? - ?? **
Netta Barzilai - Toy **
Cesar Sampson - Nobody but You **
Ryan O'Shaughnessy - Together **
Eye Cue - Lost and found **
Bosnian song in 1993 was the only one "politically motivated" song that didn't won the Eurovision and it's the exact reason why it didn't won, but it was by far the best song that year. So Europe, show your hipocrisy once again this year with 
Austria
