Eurovision 2018 • Your Tops

MY TOP (As of 01/04/18)

1. IECALND - This is the hit of the summer, everybody! A lit track coming from Iceland? Impressive. What a banger. The lyrics, the beat, the singer - It's all perfect. I'm rtooting for it. Best ESC song ever.
2. SAM NARINO - Excellent choice, best NS this year, deep meaningful lyrics and very thought-out performance. I love the robots, they're new and refreshing and very 2018!
3. MOUNTAINEGRO - Amazing! The song breaks the language barrier. Very catchy. Could definitely go for the 1st place (It's like Lejla but much better and really upbeat and not boring)
4. RUSIA - So happy they chose Yulia again! Last year the Ukianrians were like "no we don't like russians and handicapped people" so they didn't let her in. The song is a masterpiece.
5. GORGEOUIA - So catchy, so strong, so concurrent! Georgia is truly aiming for a win this year! No wonder this is an immediate fan favorite - It's got strong 2010's pop vibes. Love it!
6. MOLODVA - This feels like it's from the future! The performance is really up to date and I can feel the pain in the lyrics. "Bring it on it's magic are you real fantastic". Genius songwriter.
7. MATLA - The live performance is great. I can totally relate to the lyrics, and wow what a talented and beautiful singer is she. What a shame that the fans don't like this as much as I do.
8. BIELORUS - His vocals are amazing and the lyrics are not even a little cliché, just meaningful and pure. Akeleesv's enunciation, by the way, is impeccable.
9. UNITEK DINGDOM - It truly is Israeli pride that the creator of this masterpiece is Israeli. The lyrics share some insights that Eurovision has never heard before. Original and creative. Top 3 for sure.
10. NORWAY - Yay he is back. And this time he has a song that actually deserves to qualalify for the final. Fairytale was dull. This is FIRE. I now finally know how to write a song.

I also like Estonia. Not just because Opera is my #1 favourite genere in this whole world but also because the lyrics are touching and fruitful.

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41. ISREAL. YUCK! Not only is the singer fat, the song promotes fat acceptance which promotes death AM I RITE? It's very boring and uniteresting. Finally Isreal will get last place witch it disereves.
42. PUTRUGAL - This fucking hurts my ears. It sounds like a terrible attempt at cheesy 2000's pop. And Cloudia is ugly as fog omg. So plastic and fake. Discussing.
43. HUNGRY - Why are they screaming so loudly. This is a song contest. Not an irritation contest. Why would they want to damage their throughts and guitars with such immensity?
Hungry sends distrubingly terrible songs in every single furging year and it fuckging hertz my emotions! I cant belive they have did this and I am atrocious.