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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 21:34:43 GMT 1
The reviews are in!
Here's what the judges had to say about the entries for this week's Songs on a Dime Category!
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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 21:50:50 GMT 1
Great work this week, ladies and gentlemen.
You're safe.
The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week. And now for the judges' critiques!
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Post by Julian on Apr 23, 2018 22:22:24 GMT 1
Julia Lux' CritiquesAlêss Brasil Aless I think you fulfilled the challenge pretty well, it definitely is a cheap song. However, I would've loved if you had pushed even further. I personally found the song funny for maybe 10 seconds and then kinda got bored of it. If you are going for a joke, it needs to entertain from start to finish. But anyway, overall you did a decent job, so well done! Fashiongore alex(a)bg I have almost the same critiques as for Alêss if I'm being honest. Again, you did a nice job selecting this song but it got quite repetitive. I felt like after just watching a small snippet I already knew the whole song. Nevertheless you gave us a taste of Bulgaria which I appreciate and overall it was a good effort to serve something entertaining out of literal trash. Jenea Orangé Jens Your performance in the challenge left me kinda torn. I have to admit, you gave us cheapness on a plate and you fit to the challenge. However, I also believe that your choice was kinda obvious. You decided to copy a fellow queen's work which on the one hand is being cheap but then again, it doesn't serve more than that. It's like "Let me copy a cheap song to fit the cheap challenge. Done!". And even while being cheap you actually sounded catchy, which didn't make it look like you were really trying your hardest. I hope in the future you will be brave enough to take risks and go beyond what you perceive as possible! Lefteriana Lᴇꜰ I honestly thought your choice wasn't that cheap. Sure, it is no quality either but I think you only gave us 70% when we needed 150%. Now, of course this is only the first challenge so it's hard to calculate how the results will look like, but I was slightly underwhelmed by your choice. I believe you had more possibilities to shine in this challenge by being as cheap yet hilarious as possible, but this was only... meh. It's cheap, yes, but your concurrence just gave us more what we wanted. Rhéa Dickulous Joseph Okay. I gotta ask this question: do you, deep in your heart, really believe you deserve to stay in this competition? I'm sorry to say it this harshly but your choice was a big, big miss. Maybe you misunderstood the assignment or whatever, but I don't care, because this just does not fit for me. When I think of cheapness, I think of low quality, uninspired lyrics and cracking voices. You didn't serve any of that. In fact, a lot of people even felt great about this and thought it had nothing to do in this category. After all, the key to succeed in this competition is to think and plan really hard how you are going to win us over and to me it looks like you lacked common sense this week. If you stay I hope you can improve your game because this won't bring you far honey. Tobi Aglan This week you gave us cheap eleganza extravaganza. I could not take my eyes and ears off of you in the challenge and neither was I able to stop pissing myself from laughter. This is what we searched for in this challenge, giving us life despite having only trash to work with. This was true "entitled white girl who has no other talents than using her sugar daddy's credit card"-realness and I could not get enough of it. Even now I still can't stop cackling when thinking about your performance in this challenge, you had a similar concept to other contestants but in my personal view you mastered it the best. Keep it up!
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Post by Matt on Apr 23, 2018 22:39:18 GMT 1
Matter Teresa's Critiques!I will be harsh but fair in my critiques, but some of here up on stage tonight REALLY disappointed me...
Alêss Brasil Aless A strong first impression for me! It really told me who you are and what you stand for, whilst staying true to your heritage. A lovely homage to your homeland. In regards to the theme, it fit quite well. It was certainly a cheap music video and the audio quality was quite bad so it fit very well! Well done Miss Brasil!
Fashiongore alex(a)bg Again, I must congratulate you! A true trashy, cheap song that fit the brief very well. I have nothing negative to say about you at all.
Jenea Orangé Jens Jenea, Jenea Jenea... what a MESS. I'm very disappointed with you. I feel like you could've tried MUCH harder for your song. All it is, is a basic pop song at the end of the day, and not memorable at all for me when compared to your competitors. Not cheap sounding, hell it even sounds somewhat well produced! I'm sorry Jenea, but you need to step your pussy up much harder and get your head in the game if you want to survive this competition.
Lefteriana Lᴇꜰ For me, this song was somewhat cheap. However, it was quite predictable to send this so I was a little underwhelmed. I would say this song was more trashy than cheap, as it was clearly seriously produced released commercially, and its clear none of your competition was ever meant to be released. I appreciate the thought behind this song, but I believe it hasn't translated well to this brief you were given, so you could be in trouble tonight.
Rhéa Dickulous Joseph My god... Do you want to be here??? Im sorry Rhea, but this was god awful and your explanation made no sense at all. This song is more annoying than cheap, and thus has failed the brief COMPLETELY. You seem to me to be a Magnolia Crawford. Just here for the "Exposure". Well hun, the only exposure your getting is when your ass gets kicked out of this competition. If you somehow survive, you need to go from reverse to 5th gear instantly.
Tobi Aglan You are Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it in this challenge. What you did on this stage tonight? Spectacular. I'm very impressed with you and I look forward to what you do next, cause you truly made us think about what it meant to be cheap tonight.
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Post by alexeh on Apr 23, 2018 22:57:06 GMT 1
Kathleen Slater's critiques
Good evening slags. In all honesty, I was expecting much better from some people, especially considering your previous... experience with cheap music, but let's not waste any more time.Alêss BrasilThis definitely fit the criteria for the task well. It's all cheap - and what I liked particularly was that the song itself hadn't been seen before, something that I'm unfortunately unable to say a lot this week. My problem is that it didn't really go beyond "good", the song didn't offer anything that stood out to me and in that way I wasn't really entertained beyond the first 10/20 seconds. That said, there are many positives for you to take away from this week.
Fashiongore"By CyberLink PowerDirector". This really went to the level of cheap I was hoping for, while actually being a little catchy. Similarly to Alêss, I also liked that it was a song I hadn't come across before, and I hope this is something that others learn from and try to do themselves (it comes with difficulty for some people x). A really great first effort.
Jenea Orangé There's no denying that this is cheap. Cool Me Down was already cheap, and this was basically Poundland Cool Me Down and while it's not as cheap as some of the other entries this week, I'd say it fits the theme. What I didn't like about this was how safe it felt. You've used a song that has received a fair amount of attention (none of which positive) recently by an artist that otherwise has received/will receive a fair amount of attention, and that just felt cheap in itself ironically, but not in the way I was hoping for.
Lefteriana This, in all honesty, was a little underwhelming. It's cheap I guess? I can see where you were coming from with it, but in a week where we were looking for songs that would stand out, this did exactly the opposite. There was nothing particularly wrong with it, but looking at things competitively, if you survive, you need to think of ways you can distinguish yourself.
Rhéa Dickulous My dear, what were you thinking? Were you thinking? Many adjectives come into my mind when Despacito is brought up, but I wouldn't say cheap is one of the first. Your description and justification of your entry shows that you completely misunderstood the task, and instead of serving us cheap and somewhat enjoyable, you served us, to be blunt, failure. Rhéa Dickulous indeed.
Tobi This definitely benefits from being in English, so we can see just how cheap it is lyrically, as well as how blatantly cheap it is musically. Another great example of the kind of thing I was looking for this week, done really well. I'm looking forward to seeing what else you can do in this competition because you really nailed it this week.
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Post by Callum on Apr 23, 2018 23:12:35 GMT 1
Callum's Critiques
Well, tonight was truly cheap indeed. Full of cheap masterpieces, but also riddled with cheap choices...
Aless Brasil | Aless
Fashiongore | alex(a)bg
Jenea Orangé | Jens
Lefteriana | Lᴇꜰ
Rhéa Dickulous | Joseph
Tobi | Aglan
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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 23:19:16 GMT 1
Thank you judges. I think we've heard enough.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've made some decisions!
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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 23:21:34 GMT 1
Alêss Brasil
You're safe.
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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 23:23:18 GMT 1
Fashiongore
This week, you gave us Bulgarian g-word Ladyboy cheapness. And we loved it!
You're safe.
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Post by Daniel on Apr 23, 2018 23:27:11 GMT 1
Tobi
Your basic rich girl wannabe had us gagging!
Congratulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge!
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