North Vision Song Contest 37 • Sneak Peek 3

1. Monaco
french is the language of love, and monaco is the language of sending songs that i would have sent for monaco because they're sood. alex e h and myself are two girls with the same with the exceptions of kupala na ivana and tigertown papernote. anybody who ranks this below first, i thoroughly hope that you receive some body healing belly breathing... in fact, this is the winner of the edition. it's classy, it's modern, it has the bisexual lighting that lanovina 26 failed to provide. it is the moment. the colour palette, i'm in northvision heaven (and i'm there a lot because i have MANY targets on my back)

2. Lebanon
here's that pqr song which ends up winning the edition jk i would never go that far but in THAT pqr (honestly, one of the worst pqrs of all time musically) you stood out. you gave me emotion. raw power. i felt it. i'm with you shawn even if you never answer my private messages. there's just a quality here that's ethereal. you have gotten my very first ASCEND of the edition. well done.

3. Bulgaria
YAAAAAS im here for the yassification of bulgaria. i have a very close relationship with this country (i dont but i feel like i do) and i'm SO happy to see you succeed. this, now this, THIS is how you do this pop r&b sound correctly, like i'm so happy for you guys. iskham oshte wishes!! preyah is so good, she is a pop goddess. highkey even better than pozhar. this is very marks & spencers for me. anybody who ranks this low is not an intellectual. like, do you have common sense? are you not looking at the material? i'm disgusted at you.

4. Georgia
my darling jure. my pearl in the river delta. this is good. i like it! however, i think you've been very stupid this edition to be quite honest. this group has a better song than this, the visuals would have worked as well! there's not REALLY a lot to say here?? pitter j? pitter patter.

5. Belgium
now baby... mathilde fernandez is a GODDESS, a queen, a revolutionary who threw the first stone at stonewall. however, this is probably the weakest release i've heard from this artist. like it's not bad, it's not the worst thing. coming after greece is a positive for anybody. but let's not feed our chickens before they hatch their eggs. i will starve my chicken until mathilde fernandez provides songs of value and appreciation to me again. i respect you michal, i love you as a person, as an individual. i do. honestly this isn't rly ur fault it's mathilde's.

6. Greece
girl. girlie. mademoiselle. girl in greek. korítsi. what in the flying fuck were the northvision televoters on?? just as alexeh said a couple of days ago, if good job nicky doesn't win ERT's rigged selection, i am positive that claims of voter fraud will be listened to the broadcaster. i think you should have stuffed the northsong ballot just as it was alleged in fulton county georgia. i feel the urge to call this man a homophobic slur on the regular despite the fact that he is seeing katerine duska. maybe there's room for personal growth here???

7. Finland
i was so confused when i saw your national selection?? my first question was, where was sanni pettaja? knowing nvsc, these girls would have eaten that up and you would be looking at a top ten with an amazing amazing result. but this is robin packalen. this tiebreaking in your selection really confuses you. you have a tie between THIS and jesse markin, and this wins. honestly i would have mysteriously changed the tiebreaking formula. from hard to love to build to fall apart, to the RUMOURS that he is showing up at UMK 2022 (which i hope is a lie), my 2021 has been horrible.

8. Ireland
i have so so so so so so so MANY thoughts on this but i saw that the deadline to post sneak peek rankings is in twelve minutes so you're lucky. this will have me coming back, TRUST me, a mouthful is coming, and not in a good way. be scared. just like i am.