North Vision Song Contest 38 • Sneak Peek 1

ITALIAN PRESS RELEASE

1. Irlanda
Ireland, my nation of residence, and that's not by choice. Ireland really has a diverse and broad music industry as exemplified by this downtempo lady gradually moaning louder and louder. I believe that this is a massive step forward for the country in this editon. Now, Denise Chaila's 'Anseo' would have been a winner. This isn't winning. Let's not lie here. I love to see Northern Irish artists represent Ireland though. It's great. Andreas I hope you can keep up this momentum of one edition.

2. Estonia
Right, hello Jozels. I'm really happy to know that this one hit wonder is still out here making music that can fit right in to the YouTube song contests. Today, I am a YouTuber because this minimalistic vibe has got me enthralled by the pure sensibility of the vocal on the track. It's sensual as I said, it's upbeat, I feel as if I could swim in the Bermuda Triangle to this piece. I would really like to commend Matilda on the gorgeous job you're doing for gorgeous Estonia. Spectacular.

3. Belgio
Now, I am known for having a good taste in music. This is simply correct. This song would usually be right up my alley, however, I feel like in this case, the song is a little bit too off the mark to leave a mark. I vibe, yes. I do move a little. Grace is telling me her story. I just don't know if it's enough. But for this Sneak Peek, you get a pass. Nice job.

4. Andorra
So, here we have yet another case of a random NPC dancing in water to an uptempo ballad, and this time it's for Andorra. This song is very flat, it doesn't anywhere productive for me. I think that her voice is indeed kinda gorgeous (I use kinda very liberally here), however, kinda is not what's going to push you high in the Italian Press Release of the hour. I want something more dramatic than this. I feel like if this was a movie it would be Shrek The Original. Actually I kidna see this being the song of the fairy godmother.

5. Regno Unito
Kevin, I appreciate the work and dedication you put in to the te deum's of your British Decides recap intro or whatever. There was one song there that would have had my heart and would have repped you so well. Perhaps I could have been proud to be British that edition. But no, these Northvision voters are being goofy, just like they were in many other selections and decided to vote for this. I like Alfie. He seems like a nice guy. Maybe one day in the future he'll make great music too.

6. Israele
Hi there. I can't lie, I did send this song for Egypt in another contest, but that was DSFE so that is not that relevant. This song, it's done the rounds. Let's been clear on that. That's not your fault, but it's my judgment. I swear I have seen this in so many YouTube timelapses of Tel Aviv that I could count to one hundred in Polish before I would stop. The song, it's not bad. It's kind of catchy. I'm just not that intrigued by the temptress. I'm really sorry Maxim because you're such a doll to me Your selection was very good as I told you like so many of these songs were high, avant-garde camp. CAMP I tell you.

7. Paesi Bassi
Right so my esteemed Monegasque colleague was obsessed with this song approximately 365 days ago when it plagued the cursed contest that starts with the letter N. Just kidding, it's not cursed. But it is haunted by the ghost of Emelie Adams or whatever she's called. The Death of Us singer. Anyway, back to the song. This is fine. Hearing it now though, I'm not that impressed. Like... it's very much giving me white man syndrome. That appears that a bit today, it's very sad. The song is fine, I guess?

8. Lettonia
So, hi there. This isn't for me. The gorgeous Latvian selection had many a good piece at its disposal. I hear that the country employs a wide range of musical diversity from the pots and pans to the guli guli. Now, this drop gets more annoying with every replay of this sneak peek. The Latvian looting who burgled the beat from YouTube contest galore ain't doing it for me. I appreciate the fact that the song is in Latvian. That's it. The Italian press wish the Latvian people luck and goodwill in the next edition.

All in all, the Italian Press were not that impressed by this sneak peek. On first glance, it appeared to be gorgeous. On further inspection, the nasal polyps inside my nose were set alight by them.