North Vision Song Contest 38 • Sneak Peek 4

ITALIAN PRESS
1. Lussemburgo
I've known of this song for a while, but I didn't think you would actually, like ACTUALLY send it. This is the Delam Stojky of the edition. I'm moving. It's rap. It has a beat. It's in Luxembourgish!!! Is that a debut language? idk i don't follow northvision but like i'm being slayed so much. I hear that the Italian diaspora in luxembourg is very powerful so perhaps these Italian pressers will return the favour? Who knows honestly. But like, this song is ITTTTT!! ! kinda not extrmeely i'm overexcited because i must be but like i still like it. and tom you're always invited to ireland.

2. Danimarca
You had an open casting to select this act. Now, that is a format I admire.. Like,,,, wow.... so... yes. The songs, I will be honest, I don't remember a thing. I don't even REALLY remember listening to this at the time, but this is a solid song. It channels similar energy to that Icelandic one from Sneak Peek two but this in German. I love the German language. I know many people here hate it, but I'm a fan. It shines so beautifully in her shrill, cold vocal. I'm impressed. Denmark as a country really does nothing for me. I don't mean in NVSC but I don't exclude that possibility, but I mean... this lady is making me want to visit Copenhagen. Jessica W., my dear friend also visited Copenhagen and when she was going there I helped her draw up an itinerary. Now it's your turn.

3. Norvegia
Right hi. I'm very surprised to have you here. I heard a rumour that people REALLY like this song. I'm not one of those people. But it's not the worst you've sent recently. However, many people have been saying that it's very, VERY similar to 'Monogomy'. I think it is. It has a vibe to it in fact. Like.... wow. This is the sort of song which just whelms me. Like, I'm not like ooooh yaaaas click the booots downnnnn slay me norway bring me your codys and your kims.... no. This is not the Norway of my esteemed bestie and NVSC 38 spokeswoman Ammara. No. Congratulations on your future AQ I guess.

4. Portogallo
This is kind of camp actually like she can't sing well for my ears. The song, it's just not good. I don't know how it won that GORGEOUS selection, but here we are. Where is famed legend Rakel Bronze? I think she would do a good rendition of this. This is kinda the IRU No Jerk Around Me from this contest but like... scrap everything that was good with IRU and pummel it into this Ana Kohler tribute act. Congratulatiosn on your future AQ I guess.

5. Australia
Now. Australia. Last edition, the Italian delegation caused much stir over the usage of for Ireland. Whilst I was indeed tempted to replicate that stunt, this isn't BAD enough for that to happen. However that doesn't mean it's good in the slightest. I, now I am fully uncertain as to what direction Australia wants for herself. As a young, colonised nation, her reach, range and colonialist attitude to her ASEAN and Pacific neighbours is appalling. So you're appalling my dignity when I am seeing something as generic, boring, trite and white.

6. Bulgaria
I really love this grouping. Your selection was REALLY understated, in the sense that people didn't recognise just how GOOD it was. And then this wailing lady won?? I'm a bit confused. Northvision, what exactly is it that you want? Because you clearly don't want me to remain rational and sane listening to the choices you make. I heard this came third in another contest. THIRD??? If this has the same fate here, my jaw will drop to the floor. Preyah? I love ha! Wailing lady.... I feel as if a ghost has appeared behind this singer's body, haunted her, exorcised her soul, put the aforementioned back into her body, and then said, you know what, this is what I will release. Scary. Kinda fitting for a horror movie now that I actually think about it... Yeah.

7. San Marino
Coming up next, the Italian delegation have a little bit of an Andromachi-Amanda Georgiadis Tenfjord relationship with this song. It's just not good. I don't like it. There were much better songs on this EP from Mara Sattei, as well as the GORGEOUS Nuova Registratonia 701 (or whatver it was i don't really remember sorry). Despite the tense geopolitical relationship between our nations, we often times, or rather, one-sidedly, enjoy each other's music. This case though? Absolutely not. I think you could qualify

8. Isole Faroe
A BIG BIG hello to the Faroe Islands. And that hello is one of disgust. When the Faroese delegation submitted this song as an inquiry to the Italian delegation, we were honest and truthful that the blocvoting which has been going on since Northvision 15 will cease to exist. This is because we cannot support Reiley. He had a sleeper camp hit in Let In Ring. This is correct. This is like dragging cheese on a chalkboard, spitting it out, and regurtitating it into a [noun] [adjective] [person]. Daniel, babes, I love you, and your presence. But no. The 2 pointer blocvoting must come to an end at once. We should be embarrassed. But, at least we're not the songwriters of this song.

after the HIGHS of sneak peek two, sneak peek four brought me down to a harsh reality. this is where we're at. let's go from here.