North Vision Song Contest 38 • Sneak Peek 5

ITALIAN PRESS
1. Grecia
Now, George. We talked about this. I HATED this song a few weeks back. In fact, it was the worst Katerine Duska song of all time. And then, I switched. I switched like you've done from one man to another on this extravaganaza abroad. Her vocal here is sublime, the track is so powerful and I'm vomiting and throwing up, but the potion I'm vomiting up is love, tolerance and acceptance. Last edition, Greece was terrible. Absolutely, horrid. HORRID!! You've stepped yourself up. I do think that this will not leave a very lasting impact on me, and come the final, IF Greece is there, I don't know what the fuck the Italian Press will decide... In fact I think that the other Katerine ballad she made a few weeks ago is even better but you can't defeat it... Whew!!!

2. Algeria
Now Ste babes this is pure talent, raw and simple. I don't know what it is with Yanis and good music, but there's something that makes everything right here. The visual treatment, I feel as if I'm in Madonna's ballroom. I'm simply ecstatic to have this song in the competition. Will it PQR? Probably. But that because Northvision is a bunch of TASTELESS white f-words who don't know good music when it knocks them in the face and calls them pretty. Fuck me.... Jesus christ....

3. Austria
Wow.... I can't believe it. This is honestly. Out of this world. When I gave my critiques on all of the songs in Kaiserschmarnnn, I think I gave this mid points? But now, feeling it again with the visual treatment. You know how to work on a good package... Like wow, this is going to do VERY well in the competition Sinny. You should be proud. I see the stars aligning for you here. My body trembles at the collapse of listening to this song. It may only be third in the Italian Press, but that's because there is a contentious geopolitical spat between the nations at present. I've also heard that this singer was busy hating on the contest on Instagram. Maybe I should rank her even higher.

4. Romania
Welcome to a new country! And wow, what a glowup! Kinda!! Like this is growthhhh I'm really happy to see it. This song it does remind me of Fluturi from last ediiton but like in a bit more of a rocky way?? Like the visuals are GORGE!!! She's providing me with everything I need. That selection was a bit of a choice, but, the logical winner won I guess. Now, this is just... my mind is asking me why am I not ranking this higher??? Amn I falling for the pop ballad trap?? NVSC.... help me. I'm sure that Romania is in safe hands. I really hope I don't end up regretting saying that.

5. Slovcchia
There's really not a lot to say. An anonymous friend reached out to me and shared their concern for the amount of pop punk coming out in 2022. I for one, am not concerned. People, they are naysayers. They are telling you, that, you, will go to the PQR. They're right. But. If we all have a little hug here and there, and shed a tear every other week, you'll get through this. I think that you have a passion deep within you for the arts. Karin Ann is an artist. I love her. Her music isn't that good.

6. Cechia
Okay so this isn't bad!!!! I think MANY people hate this but I don't. It's cute, it's sweet, there's a moment here that's kind of telling of the direction in the contest, but I for one think that this is a commendable generic tune. I've ranked it in this position on my pyramid because the other songs are better. But well done.

7. Serbia
Right so after the gorgeous gorgeous Trebam Te, we downgrade massively to the Most na Adi. Honestly, the Most na Adi is kind of an eyesore on both the Belgrade skyline as well as the Northvision AQ list... Teodora gives me the aura of a Vucic supporter I just know she is... Deep in my soull... RTS would try to rig a national selection in Teodora's favour, I just know it. You know my heart is in Serbia, but my mind is telling me to get the fuck out.

8. Polonia
I would say what I really want to say but I would be kicked from the Staff. So, instead, it's time for William's insights. Did you know that in Poland, there are two ways to respond to 'tak'? The first one is to just say nothing. :/

i feel like northvision is checking my heartrate because the quality of these sneak peeks keeps going UP and then DOWN it's not funny at this point