I decided to make some jokes out of the slogan, as it's so bad, without anything added to it.
Join us.....
- ,Triple A.
- & Thank Us We Keep Lena Out!
- because yo mamma is too fat to make the s happen.
- in the methlab where we'll host this shit.
- ,we guarantee Warp speed in 2014.
- we'll also ignore your votes and make you pay in 2014.
- when the UK will send another artist who's in their 60's.
- because we rejected all good places to let them host it.
- or pay less to go to a concert of a famous person/artist or go to a Pay-Per-View event.
- at the YMCA. You'll have a better time than at Eurovision, because at the YMCA, you don't see dancing condoms, you actually use them.
- in the waiting line to actually get tickets.
- when in 2014, we'll get Eric Saade to say #dilf.
- when in 2014, Turkey will send another form of transport to perform.
Finally, Join Us..... the odds of ruining ESC 2014, are bigger than the Olsen Brothers will block the image, when performing.
I'm tired, but I've got so much more.