Episode 25
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After her breakfast, which we did not share with her because
Herciana forced everybody to drink her horrible coffee and if we absorbed just another gram of food or drink, we would be ill,
Tinkara proceeded to start our habitual guided visit of the capital city which interests nobody.
Liévenya and Sanna Nielsen talked a lot together about
Swedish music, which why we were fed up.
The two girls were gently invited to leave the group by 5 hands holding a knife. They agreed and got back to the bus where
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ slept. We all know why he can't sleep the night, no need to repeat that
Aless snores at night.
It was your fault Adrià, you asked to be next to him!
It was your fault Adrià, you should have refused!
Let's come back to our schlager loving duo! They had the greatest idea in the world :
"Let's put a CD in the radio of the bus, dance and drink alcohol all day long!
- Yeah! And we will rape the guy who sleeps!
- I don't sleep anymore! And nobody rapes me here!"
He settled with his pillow in the luggage compartment, so the two relaining ones could leave him alone.
A great party in perspective!
While the bus is transformed in a night club, the rest of us followed Tinkara in the
Slovene capital city.
Rick asked where we were going. She suddenly turned around and looked at him like if he had leaks instead of arms.
"But I don't know! I thought you knew where you wanted to go!"
What a funny situation! Everybody laughed like in a sitcom except Tinkara.
"Is it funny? Because right now we are lost?"
Only Kenajabam laughed. He had not understood that this time Tinkara would not be funny.
"No I'm joking! I am from Slovenia and you think I can get lost in Ljubljana?"
Everybody laughed even louder, except Kenajabam who had not understood that Tinkara was funny.
Until he noticed he couldn't hear anymore! That was why he was laughing randomly!
He began to scream and run in all direction before being stopped by a wall where he got knocked out.
One more time, we conduced him to the hospital because he was bleeding, and maybe after we will have time to save his audition.
After stopping the blood drain, the doctor looked inside his ears and discovered what was the problem. But he only spoke Slovene and nobody understood this language except flaslovenia Tinkara (who was peeing) and
Tijana (who was there). We asked her what was the source of the problem.
In fact he listened to music way too...
It's a great problem with earphones today. But the doctor told us it would not last forever, but he just needed to rest and avoid big noises and loud music.
In the bus, Sanna and Liévenya were dancing and twerking surrounded by big noises and loud music...
YOU SEE THE CATASTROPHY COMING YEAH??!!
Our little group came back to the bus and thanksfully, we already had stopped the music and punished both girls before Kenajabam entered too, so wasn't hurt by any sound! Our sense of strategy pushed us to place him far from
Herciana, so he ended up next to
Jess .
On the GPS, we wrote "Podgorica". Yes! Our next step is
Montenegro!
A short trip was enough to travel all these countries which withdrew this year. And finally, we arrived in the former Titograd!
Vodim te na Podgoricu! Na-na-na-na Podgoricu
We came to a bar as usual to wait our newcommer. But he wasn't here... Only young girls, a man with a cap and a donkey. Everybody bought something alcohol-free, to avoid prison and hospital.
Herciana bought a carrot and ran to the man with the cap.
"For the donkey!" She said.
We understood after three disgusting apples juices, we realized that this place wasn't "the place to be" when you are the great and classy
Sergej! We came to a public park, and we was here, reading a poesy book... Too spleen!
Tijana and him hugged, because they know each other, and introduced him to the whole group. She even told us who was his favourite Lebanese female singer! It's Aline...
Ok I admit, I may have gone too far with puns
More to come!
Class!
History time :Best result : 11th (SF)
Aaaaaaaah! Ralf Siegel!
Worst result : 15th (SF)
Herciana fed a superstar!
country, we started our way to the 
Greek capital : Athens.
Ruslana said "Hey this si Macedo..."
Turkey!
Estonia.
The Netherlands! Let's see if we can also destroy their touristic economy and their monuments!
Germans there were in this bus! Not less than 7! Proportionally, it's like if we had 111 
Chinese people!
Amsterdam with the Common Linnets, I watched our programm. Our next destination would be 
Herciana, 
Ruslana and flagnetherlanfd 
Berlin soon.
