Episode 7
Can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby!
We crossed back the
Finnish Gulf and got back to
Estonia.
This was the first time
Rick was aware of crossing his country (he was sleeping after a whole night of indigestion because he ate too much of
Emma's cheesecake) and he told everybody his proud of being a citizen from the state that brang Birgit Õigemeel to the world. He spent all the trip through the Baltic contries to enumerate all the wonderfull qualities of his Queen B-Rgit.
Her best quality? She is attentive!
I knew something was wrong when he stopped listing to read
Daniel's last book.
(for every book bought, a DVD of the cover of "Keep on Walking" by Valentina Monetta and Conchita Wurst live is offered)
We crossed Europe with the two 21st century's prophets discussing about how they would share the world, now they had the best religions ever...
Everybody else sighed in happiness when we crossed the
Swiss border.
Well... Apart the fact that they did not let
Liévenya enter because they fought there was a potentially dangerous weapon in his suitcases. We had to convince him to throw away his 8 albums best of
Melodifestivalen shlager songs to pass through the frontier.
Not a long time after, we reached
Bern.
Benvenutti...no...Bienvenue...no...Wilkommen to
Berna...no...Berne...no...Bern!
Bern is a very nice town with very nice people.
Jan wanted to show off by speaking
German to an autochthon. They argued because their accent did not permit to understand each other and Jan started to sulk.
We were walking to the residence where
SeBAlter was waiting for us when we met Nino Colonna, running in all directions... I wondered if each time we went to a country we had to see crazy people who run, jump and shout everytime...
We recided from him the most dicreetly possible and we finally arrived in front of SeBAlter's house. We came inside and were hosted by the first normal person we saw since... Did we met normal people?
Well... We asked for what he was doing before we came :
Was hunting stars
No in fact, he is as silly as everybody here...
He got into the bus and sat next to
Emma, throwing
Jess away from her seat.
These f*cking stars are ALL IN YOUR HEAD!!!! YOU ARE MAAAAAAAD!
History time :Best result : 1st
Never knew Céline Dion was swiss
Worst result : last (SF)
Celebraaaaate! Every single step you take!
| OAmSC 
| OAfSC 
| BMF 
| SSC 
btw where's Swiss?
