Episode 10
Where do we go now? To the sky!
Spending a week in
Iceland is not uninteresting but we were all happy to leave the island when we knew a Super-Saturday was to come. The first country to reveal the song was
. This country wont be named because people don't agree about this, so we will call it
.
We crossed the North Sea and chose another captain for the boat, we did not want any more sea troubles. It was stormy outside and we were all in danger. Only one person was inside :
Kerem, "because of seasickness" he told. But we all knew he was preparing his appearance and speach for his #eurovisionidea to appear on TV.
Herciana finally broke down the door with her leg and started to look for a gun in her handbag, but we stopped her. However, she had time to throw Kerem's computer in the water. The result was his sulk until we arrived in
Antwerp.
There, we met an old friend... I let you guess who?
Hey guys!
We did not dare ask what Ruslana was doig in
Belgium, so we pushed
Mariya to ask her, after we convinced her
Herciana would protect her if the wild dancer wanted to hunt her.
Ruslana seemed calmer than when we met her in Kiev, where she forced 4 poor boys to kill people. She showed us her courage by announcing she was jury in the Belgian NS... Why is it courageous? Because she has to bear
Kate Ryan (hidden behind a mask) sing to try to make her country fail another time.
Ukraine is full of courageous people.
We did not want to spend to much time in Flander's fields so we said goodbye to Ruslana (not farewell) and got in the bus to our next destination :
! As it has a very original orthography, it was difficult to enter
in the GPS (because we cannot write
on the GPS, but only numbers and letters).
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀, who did not listen to the conversation because he forgot to withdraw the earplugs after
Aless woke up this morning, finally understood why he was deaf and found the solution to listen like before. After listening to our problem, he simply said we had to write "Skopje" on the GPS.
Under a general applause, he went in the luggage compartment to "sleep far away from Alessandro's snores".
We had to understand him, he has not slept yet since the beginning of the trip.
We could start our trip, and we crossed one more time
Germany.
Daniel asked once again to stop to prey for Merkel but he finished his journey k.o. in the luggage compartment with Adrià.
After a while, we arrived in
Skopje.
Look! There is the name of
on the top of the building! 3 times!
It's funny to notice
's flag is
! Just the way we write it!
But something caught our attention there : all the city seemed to be repaired : like a big big big Lidl renovation! Every step we took we noted another building in reparation.
We met
Tijana Dapčević in a caffè, where, very nice, she paid us all a glass of Mastika.
It looks like water, but there is not only water!
did not know it was composed of 45% alcohol and got drunk quickly. While she was vomiting, we talked a long time with Tijana about very interesting subjects.
The advantage of alcohol is that it makes some people happy
Tijana seemed to get along very well with
Herciana and it was the first time we saw her smile! She naturally accepted to sit next to her.
More to come!
Balkanska P!nk
History time :Best result : 12th
Dance with nananinanajnaaaaa!
Worst result : 16th (SF)
The most criminaly underrated song ever in the Eurovision Song Contest history! No seriously! Esma! ESMA! The most epic, beautiful, sexy woman in the whole world!
Iceland, now 
Firelight has come with us! We were very excited to see the country that brang to the world 
Jamaica to become the master of piracy in the sector (
Somalia is already taken).
Topi's (Softengine singer) mind. He proposed to compete but asked to chose his own weapon. The captain accepted.
Greeks who only waited to come back to normal temperatures, and watching how colourfull were the houses.
Emma is pleased! 
Herciana saw them just as people who will steal her territory.
This is sooo amazing haha
Hungary, 
Latvia, 
Spain and 
Poland are coming soon : the holidays are Saturday!
Malmö. She felt suddenly upset when we told her we already knew who they were, over all with one ofus who spent his time worshipping Esma (but who? 
). She locked herself in the toilets and Lozano followed the narration of their history.
Hungary!
Frenchies go to find cheap dentists!