Our way to Vienna

I wanted to write the French one but I realized I forgot to make one for Georgia






Tirana, Albania

𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀, ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) and Elhaida Dani were very worried about their companions and wondered where they could all have gone.

They did not have to walk far to find the first group of people. There was a pile of 15 body lying on the floor, sleeping, while @fizzyfrost waited with a bored face.

𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - Have you seen the others?
@fizzyfrost - Shhhhhht! Don't wake them up!
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - Have you seen the others?
@fizzyfrost - No! When I saw them there, asleep, I thought I had to stay here to prevent any risk of ethyl comas!
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - You did not drink?
@fizzyfrost - Please! I am Russian! Of course! But if a bottle of bad Albanian wine was enough to make me drunk I would be a shame for my nation!
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - Don't you think we should wake them up?
@fizzyfrost - Ok but we have to do it softly! I don't want them to have a terrible hangover!
Herciana Matmuja - HELLO MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!

15 people woke up grunting, crying and complaining.

@fizzyfrost - I had a different idea of a "soft awekening".
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - At least they are now able to talk to us!
Jess - Mbffglfmflmkfg?
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - Should I hit her?
𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀ - I doubt it will be enough this time... Let's just wait for the alcohol to be naturaly eliminated.
Herciana Matmuja - Follow me I found some of your friends outside!

@fizzyfrost, ESCIliasMANL (Inactive), 𝐴𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑎̀, Elhaida Dani and Herciana Matmuja left the alcoholic group to find the rest of us lying on the road, hanging from a street lamp, sleeping on a tree and many other positions and locations!

ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - We wont spend the hole year in Tirana so please find a way!
Elhaida Dani - I may have something that one of my friends told me!
ESCIliasMANL (Inactive) - So do it now!
@fizzyfrost - Just being curious, who is that friend?



Everybody woke up crying of terror and pain.

@fizzyfrost - It worked!
Herciana Matmuja - We Albanians love screaming! Every month, we gather arround a big fire and burn Serbian and Greek flags while shouting things no one understand, not even me.
@fizzyfrost - Why do you do that?
Herciana Matmuja - What? Nobody do that except us?
Elhaida Dani - No! And I have never heard about such stupid events in Albania!
Herciana Matmuja - Of course! Mrs Dani prefers leaving her country and prostitute in Italy!
Elhaida Dani - Oh! That was very very bad Hersi! But at least I achieved something in my life!
Herciana Matmuja - Oh really! U wanna fight?
Elhaida Dani - Very good! I'll have no mercy Hersi!

Seeing these two Albanian girls starting to fight, everybody stopped complaining and suffering and came to see the show. Some started to bet, some prepared their pop-corn and Asi even took a camera to record the fight and sell the film to a Balkanic porn site : You(go)Porn.



Logan - A very good site, even though www.rybakporn.no is unbeatable.

Herciana and Elhaida fought for a long time, and many blood came out of their veins and their face. Herciana even lost a bone!

Aliya - STOP IT!

Everybody stopped what they were doing, and turned their head to her.

Aliya - Now you stop fighting, you spit your popcorns, you burn your camera...
Asi - Oh noooo...
Aliya - YOU FUCKING BURN YOUR CAMERA!!!
Asi - okokokokokokokok

Everybody listened to her, not saying anything, and packed their baggage in the bus.

Aliya - And I don't want to see any sex doll!

When we were all sat in the bus, it took 20 minutes for someone to dare to talk again.

αndreas - Has anyone seen @garameaning? I haven't seen him since this morning.
Franck - I don't know, and we can't leave Tirana until all the one who go to Vienna are inside.
Herciana Matmuja - Does it mean I have to leave you?
Vaios - Yes it does!
Herciana Matmuja - Ok.

She left, and the second after, @garameaning entered.

@garameaning - Hey! Guess what! I found a Jennifer Lawrence sex doll! Look at it!

A long silence followed his words, a long time when all the eyes were turned at Aliya, who broke the pen she had in her hand of anger.



After that, Aliya took some calming pills and everybody could breathe again.

Kenajabam - Where do we go now?
Asi - Georgia!
nick - Georgia? Didn't know it participated in CommieHippieGayIslamist Vision! Maybe Flo Rida will represent Florida.
Kenajabam - It's another Georgia we're going to, in Caucasus.
nick - Yurop always copy glorious Murica.
Kenajabam - In fact this country is older than the USA.
nick - Stop saying irrelevent things stupid Lithuanian. Murica is eternal, like diamonds.

When I said we would have to cross Turkey, half of the bus sighed, because we all knew that Kerem would worship his beloved country, his beloved kebabs and he beloved Turkish female singers. He promised not to do that.

But when we arrived near the Bulgarian-Turkish border, Kerem's bag moved, and the more we came close to the Turkish frontier, the more it moved. When we crossed it, a bright light came out of the bag and Kerem's Hadise sex doll came to life.



Rick - facsinetin

Hadise - Hey guys! What am I doing here?
Kerem - Hadise? You're real?
Hadise - Of course! Who do you think I am? Shakira?
alex(a)bg - No! Shakira is way more beautiful!

Two Turkish people looked at him with evil eyes.

nick - Who's that bitch? Another Lithuanian?
Kenajabam - No she's Turkish.
nick - Turkish? Why isn't she wearing a burqa?
Hadise - It would be uncomfortable to dance the Düm Tek Tek.
Valentin O'Brien - Just... It disturbs no one that she appeared magicaly out of a sex doll form?
Hadise - I think no... It should?
Valentin O'Brien - It's just NOT POSSIBLE!!!
Kerem - I have to admit that I wonder how this miracle happened.
Blandine - Did someone say Miracle?
Kenajabam - Blandine pls
Hadise - Well... I swear I don't know! Wait! I remember! I was having a bath in a hammam reading a maNga when a strange bright light appeared! I thought it was my beauty that illuminated me but I woke up here. Strange!

The discussion was interrupted by @garameaning crying, with his Jennifer Lawrence doll in his arms.

@garameaning - Why didn't this work with my sex doll?
Anton - Because we're not in Panem.
@garameaning - But I want my Jennifer Lawrence!



We traversed Turkey while Hadise, tought Trintje Oosterhuis, Jess and Talitha how to dance like her.

Christian AT - She's so sexyyyyyyyyy...
Mordecai - Hadise? I know right!
Christian AT - Hadise? Bitch please! Too young! But that Trintje is such a hottie!
Mordecai - O... k... I... Have to pee... I come back... Not soon...

He ran away and locked himself in the toilets, trying to get odd images he just had out of his mind.


Christian AT - Dat milf is mine.

After this erotic and dancy trip though Turkey, we arrived in Georgia. Hadise screamed and immediatly turned back to her original form : the sex doll.

Kerem - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Liev - Guys, we have a problem, the Georgian national final starts in 10 minutes!
Franck - Ok! It's time to use our super nuclear motor... 3... 2... 1...
𝖋𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 - Don't do this! Germany removed nuclear centrals because it's dangerouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.

We suddenly reached 250 km/h and...
nick - What?
155.34 mph! And...
nick - Wow! That's pretty much!
Isn't it? And we reached quickly the capital of Georgia : Tbilissi!

Liev - That wasn't enough... The national selection lasted 20 minutes, and we have a winner!
Eke - Who is it?
Liev - Let me seach... She's called Nina Sublati!
Eke - And the song?
Liev - It's called... Warrior!
WHAT? Where's that bitch? She has too much teeth?
Liev - Wait wait wait! Too much fights for today!

Yes! Liev is right! They will fight next time!

Nice that we finally get to see the real Esma

Hadisee

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Once again, it was a fantastic story!!

I'm so disappointed in myself for not seeing the Georgia thing until it came up. But omg, "Who's that bitch?" The whole sex doll coming to life scene was iconic. Loved it and can't wait for France.