Episode 7
Bienvenue en France!
Tbilissi, GeorgiaAmber - Warrior? Warrior? WARRIOR? I am the only warrior here! Where's that Russian bitch?
Anton - Georgian!
Christian NO (inactive) - Amber please it's the 11th time you're saying this! And stop walking so fast! you don't even know where you're going!
Amber - As far as I can from this bolchevic country that tries to steal my identity!
Christian NO (inactive) - Don't be so Silvia Night Amber!
Amber - No one tried to steal Silvia's song! And I act like I want to!
Sel - Try to calm down! I'm sure we're going to find a solution!
Amber - But I did find a solution!
Amber brutally knocked
Sel with her handbag on the head. When he fell on the ground, she continued with 15 more shots, when she was stopped by
linux620, who threw his old nokia in her stomach. She also fell to the ground.
This is thanks to this that Soviet Union didn't manage to invade Finland.
@hvdstrcbcbr -
Sel is seriously wounded!
Jasmin - Is my first aid kit required?
@hvdstrcbcbr - Yes it is.
Jasmin ran to
Sel and tried to stop the haemorrage.
Jasmin - I don't have enough bandage! I have to find another solution!
Julian - Take that!
He had prepared a torch made of a wooden stick and the few remaining bandages.
Jasmin - Thank you.
Sel - What are you going to do with that?
Jasmin - Don't worry, it's going to hurt a little bit so get prepared.
Jasmin put the torch on fire and touched the wound with it.
Sel shouted louder than Whitney Houston and cried in despair when he realized his hair was burning.
@hvdstrcbcbr - Are you both stupid or...?
Jasmin - Yes we made a little error...
Julian - But you must notice that he doesn't bleed anymore!
Sel - Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jasmin - Someone has water?
@fizzyfrost - It's not water but it will work too!
@fizzyfrost hurried to empty his bottle above
Sel's head, and the fire grew even more.
Rule number one : it's not because Vodka means "small water" that it will stop fires!
@hvdstrcbcbr - Will someone make something sensefull here?
Like an answer, a big rain suddenly fell and stop the fire.
Sel was in a pityfull state but was still alive.
Sel - It will be ok! It's not the first time that I'm burning! And certainly not the last.
Everybody laughed, except Amber, and they left the street where they were the incident happned. This day, 15 Georgian had witnessed one of the common actions we live in this adventure. 12 of them finished their life in a psychiatric hospital the month after, and 4 commited suicide. We don't forget them and I'll keep Georgia on my mind.
The face to face between Amber and Nina Sublati was tense, but Nina got along with the rest of the group. She jumped inside the bus and sat the farther possible from Amber.
Franck - Our next step is France! I let you choose : do you want to cross Turkey or...
Everybody - Not Turkey!
@garameaning - If I can't have Katniss alive! No one should have Hadise! #SexDollEquality
Russia was a difficult experience for us last year. But this year is new, and we hope that this time Putin wont try to kill us, and that the Russian representative wont hide secret plans meant to invade Europe.
The first part of the trip was relatively calm, except from some insults between Nina and Amber.
We stopped in Rostov-na-donu to spend the night. When everybody was sleeping, at midnight, a small rock hit the windshield. Nobody woke up. 1 minute later it was a chair that was thrown. The windshield broke and everybody woke up.
LittleDemon - It's Interpol! They found me! Where's my wig? Remember my name is Maria! And if they look for me, I'm gone, right?
Don't worry I wont arrest you!
All the worried people sighed of relief.
LittleDemon - Ruslana! You're alive?
Ruslana - It was hard but I'm alive!
In front of a group of people delighted to see their old friend, Ruslana told her story.
Ruslana - When I left you, I hid in Tanja's house in Estonia for two weeks, when I was called by the Ukrainian rebel alliance "Donbass against dumbass" called me because they needed my experience in battles. I secretely went to Donetsk in desguise, where I organised the rebellion. And now I'm in Rostov to prepare a riot in the city! It's my routine!
Liev - Anyway it's a pleasure to see you again! And a pity not to see Ukraine in ESC!
Ruslana - We don't care! At least it's always in the top 5 in NVSC!
Liev - Oh stop it you!
Ruslana - And by the way how is going my old friend Herciana?
Laimis - She's fine! For our biggest despair!
We suddenly heard gun shots outside.
Shit! The Russian army! I have to go guys! It was a pleasure to see you again!
Everybody - See you soon!
Ruslana - Bye bye!
Ruslana left us shouting and shooting everywhere.
myloxyloto - You see that, girls? THIS is a real warrior!
Amber - I'm also a warrior! I even went in a forest once
Nina Sublati - And me in a mountain!
Because we did not plan to sleep for the rest of the night, we continued our way to Paris. We crossed the whole Europe and arrived one day after in the French capital city.
Oh the thing we see behind the French spokesperson in ESC!
@douzepointa - I want a croissant.
Tias - No problem! We make the best croissants of the world and...
@douzepointa - Really? I hope they sell croissants with marmelade!
Tias - What?
𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋 - Oh yes! Or with potatoes!
Apostolis - Or With A Moussaka Taste It Is Delicious!
Tias - Stop your heresy!
Franck - Calm down
Tias!
Daniel insisted to buy the croissants himself! And yes he will buy real croissants!
Daniel - The temptation is too strong to resist.
He entered in a bakery near the place where we parked.
Daniel - Bonne jour ich will le baguette.
The baker - Quoi?
Daniel - JE VEUX CROISSANT ET LE BAGUETTE!!!!
The baker - Mireille! The Dicke Berthas are comming again! We are invaded!
Mireille - Tell him that we surrender and give him what he wants!
Daniel - JE VEUX CROISSANT ET LE BAGUETTE!!!! JE VEUX CROISSANT ET LE BAGUETTE!!!! JE VEUX CROISSANT ET LE BAGUETTE!!!!
The baker - Of course mister Allemand! Here they are! Do you need something else?
Daniel - Non. How much I pay?
The baker - It's free! It's free! Have a gut afternoon mein herr! Gut bye! And Merkel über alles!
Daniel - Français very nice. Je will come back soon!
Mireille - Non! Tell him non!
Daniel - Au revoir!
He left the bakery with 44 croissants and a baguette.
Franck - Oh
Daniel you'r back! How much did you pay?
Daniel - Nothing! I didn't understand everything but the French are very nice!
Franck - Really? You found an exception it seems... Nevermind! We have to find Lisa Angell!
Lisa Angell - I am here! But... Germans?
Daniel - Bonjour!
Lisa Angell - Oh no! History is repeating itself! The Dicke Bertas come back to invade us! My song was a premonition! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Daniel - Why is she running?
Can I be added too?
