Our way to Vienna

Kreuzlingen, Switzerland

willsong - I thought I could expect everything from you but accidentaly burning the scene... I have to say that I never imagined it was possible! Congratulations!
myloxyloto - Shut up and help me! selreyes has been knocked out by a blazing wooden beam. He's losing many blood!
willsong - Yes as usual!
myloxyloto - If you can't be usefull just go away!
willsong - Ok ok!
Jasmin - Here is my first aid kit myloxyloto!
myloxyloto - Thank you for the intention but you better call the hospital.
Jasmin - The fire burnt everything! It's a miracle if everyone is still alive!
willsong - A miracle? All the public has burnt!
Jasmin - It doesn't matter! Everyone we know here has managed to go outside!
willsong - And we should join them!
myloxyloto - Just... Think a second. If we could go outside, wouldn't we already be there?
willsong - You are right.
myloxyloto - Of course I'm right! Now go away finding another exit or I slay your face!



The firemen just finished extinguishing the fire, and all the other part of the group were sat on the ground next to the bus. Asi decided to make the secretary and checked in the register to see if everybody was here.

Asi - We are all here except willsong, myloxyloto, Jasmin and Sel. I think they are still trapped inside.
LittleDemon - Oh my god no if they are dead it will be my fault!
Asi - Don't worry! No one here blames you for accidentaly burning Talitha's dress with your lighter when you put it in the air because you wanted to hear again "Time to shine"!
Talitha - This dress costs 150€! Of course I'm mad at him! And nowadays we use smartphones instead of lighters!
LittleDemon - But I don't have any phones! Interpol would find me with them!
Aless - And actually I would blame you more for trying to push Mélanie René to sing again her song than for burning the audience!
Mélanie René - You're just jealous.



Sel - Ouch!
Jasmin - Sorry! I will not touch your brain next time.
myloxyloto How is it going?
Jasmin - Better! I managed to suture his biggest wounds thanks to Trintje's sewing equipment, but I make some errors.
myloxyloto - Like perforating his skull?
Sel - WHAT?
Jasmin - Haha no he's joking!
willsong - I'm back! I searched everywhere but couldn't find anything!

Suddenly they could hear an explosion in the wall and 2, 3, 4 firemen getting inside. 15 minutes after, they were safe, except Sel who who was tranfered to the hospital Zurich by helicopter.

Because we are nice people (yes we are), we took our bus to go to the Swiss city to visit our unlucky friend.



When we learnt that Sel's case was more severe than we thought, an interrogation came to our mind : should we wait for him to recover or should we directly go to our next destination and waiting for him to be 100% ok?
The second option was accepted by majority.

Our next step would be Cyprus, which will be the first time officialy. Last year we went there but just because George wanted to buy cheap moussaka.

As usual, and by usual I mean that we already did this once, we went to the airport because we can't reach the small island by bus.
Air Ciana of course has planes in Zurich, so with a general enthusiasm (except for one person), we had the pleasure to wait 6 hours for our suitcases to go through the customs, including 2 hours of arguments between the whole custom officers staff and @garameaning because they thought that his Jennifer Lawrence sex doll was a real corpse. He was very upset because none of them thought the same about the Hadise one... Who came alive one week ago!

We managed to find cheap tickets, thanks to the fact that the plane made stops in Berlin, Tokyo, Clermont-Ferrand, Cairo and San Marino before Nicosia.

Very bored because of a trip that lasted 5 days, we rented a whole hotel (that is at least what we need) and slept until the night comes. The night of the Cypriot Melodifestivalen, with of course, the amazing Despina Olympiou!



@fizzyfrost - You are proud of your joke Daniel?
Daniel - Huhuhuhuhu

We walked to the arena, where we found an unexpected guest!

alex(a)bg - Sel? What are you doing here?
Sel - Nice to see you too! I recovered 3 days ago so I came here by plane. But I did not choose Air Ciana... Sadly their plane was in Cairo!
alex(a)bg - Oh I see!
Daniel - By the way, not that you're not interesting but almost, what do we have tonight?
Sel - 3 dramatic ballads, 1 rock ballad, 1 song written by the son of Ira Losco and Shaggy and one Kedevesem-wannabe.
Daniel - I'm curious to see the son of Ira Losco and Shaggy. His song must be so 2002.
αndreas - No! Magic is modern! And Doody is amazing!
Daniel - Doody? Like Howdey Doody?
αndreas - After Dustin the Turkey we will try to avoid having other puppets in Eurovision.

After a show that was very long, where Despina seemed very tired, it's the ByeAlex wannabe who won.
95% of our group complained, except Mélanie René who was happy to see that she wasn't the only one hated.

Lol it wasn't me that loved Doody

Oh Daniel that's so adorable thank you

Can't beilive this.