Post by Franck on Feb 3, 2015 14:42:14 GMT 1
Episode 8
Bienvenue en Suisse!
Paris, France
Valentin O'Brien - Come on Lisa! We're not here to invade you!
Kenajabam - It's useless! Lisa Anshelle is already gone.
Valentin O'Brien - Do we even know where?
Kenajabam - She ran to a forest in the West.
Blandine - Oh no!
Valentin O'Brien - Is it a problem?
Blandine - Yes it is! She is hiding in the Bois de Boulogne!
Valentin O'Brien - Bois de boulogne? So what? You're afraid of trees?
Blandine - It's not about the trees.
Valentin O'Brien - Will you explain me or...?
~Rethnas~ - The Bois de Boulogne is a large public park in the west of Paris. It was created between 1852 and 1858 during the reign of the Emperor Louis Napoleon.[1] It is in the 16th arrondissement of Paris, near the suburb of Boulogne-Billancourt and Neuilly-sur-Seine.
Tias - And it's also the place where transsexual prostitutes do their jobs.
Matt - But WHY didn't she hide in the Moulin Rouge?
Fact #34 - Esma has been dancer in the Moulin Rouge from 1926 to 1939.
Valentin O'Brien - Looks like we'll have to look for a second-hand diva in a forest full of Verka Serduchkas interested in our money! Who comes with me?
(no answers)
Maimuna - *plays violin*
Uzari - She said that you are all cowards and that she is not afraid to face a transsexual army.
Maimuna - *plays violin*
Uzari - She said that true warriors never surrender.
Amber - I'm coming! I'm a real warrior!
Nina Sublati - Yes me too!
Valentin O'Brien - So Maimuna, Amber, Nina and αndreas come with me? Ok!
αndreas - But I neve...
Valentin O'Brien - And what are you, all the others, doing?
George - It's a good question... In fact I would have loved visiting the Louvre!
(no answers)
Matt - Moulin Rouge?
Everybody - Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
αndreas - But I want to go to the Moulin Rouge too!
Few minutes after, while all the group was having fun in the prestigious Parisian mill, the courageous band entered the Bois de Boulogne.
Shocked? This is only the beginning!
αndreas - Why even did we have to wait for the night to fall?
Maimuna - *plays violin*
αndreas - We don't have the translator?
Valentin O'Brien - No!
Suddenly a terrific noise broke the silence, pushing Nina Sublati and Amber to flee out of the woods.
In fact the noise was two rabbits ensuring the sustainability of their race.
The now three-member-composed group walk deeper into the forest. They met a lot of politicians, actors and billionaires but no sign of Lisa Angell!
αndreas - I'm sure that if every one knew that all these people were here by night their carrier would come to an end! For example, I never expected the prince Harry to...
Valentin O'Brien - Look! She's here!
When she knew whe was discovered, Lisa Angell got out of the bush where she was hidden.
Lisa Angell - I'm sorry for my reaction! Sometimes I forget that we're not in 1915!
Valentin O'Brien - Haha! Don't worry! There are still some countries living in Middle Age!
αndreas - So you accept to join us? It's not that I'm in a hurry but I don't want to stay here in fact.
The whole group then came back to the bus, where all the others were waiting for them.
When the bus started, some guys still had a smile after the night they spent. Only Matt was disappointed because Esma wasn't here.
Don't be so disappointed! At least there was Therése Neaimé! Yes! The one in the bottom left!
The next destination in the GPS was Switzerland, which is not a far place from Paris.
On the road to Switzerland, there was a violent debate to decide who should win the Swiss selection between Timebelle and Tiziana, that almost ended to a carnage. But as usual Aliya managed, thanks to her very persuiasive way to give orders, to give back this warmhearted and cordial mood that we always keep.
We arrived in Kreuzlingen the day after, on time as usual to watch the unspellable Die Grosse Entscheidungsshow.
When it was time to choose seats, the #TeamTiziana and the #TeamTimebelle decided to make two distinct groups, with, in the middle, the two fans of Deborah Bough.
After a too eventfull show, especially when it was time for both favourites to sing, God trolled the fans and Mélanie René won.
3/4 of the group was angry and booed the winner.
Mélanie René - k thenks
Anesović - Don't worry! In two weeks they will all love your song and give in the poll! Like they do for all the songs!
Mélanie René - *hair move* I hope so!