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Post by Julian on Oct 28, 2015 22:05:30 GMT 1
Btw I'm curious how the territory be like, idk if the simulator decides that as well I hope it won't be the mainstream forest but maybe it would also be the best place for the story, as a volcano or a desert would be kinda weird Well let's see Also, after 24 people confirmed I'll randomise the list to draw the Disctricts
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Post by fabbi on Oct 28, 2015 22:12:19 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2015 22:31:31 GMT 1
Introduction speech for Dustin The Turkey Hey guys mah name is Dustin The Turkey I signed to this competition because I want to kill people but Luther other hand I might die but who cares what is on the other hand because I got no hands! Bwahahahahahahahahha Anyway what I want to do is kill them all and Irlande douze points!! I think I am gonna run away from the cornucopia because it sounds like porcupine, and this thing fweaks me out! Irlande Douze Points! Did I win?
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Oct 28, 2015 22:32:40 GMT 1
O...M...F...G.. Dustin the Turkey.....
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2015 22:48:39 GMT 1
Whaddafak why are you surprised I just wanna take part for the glory of I hope I don't do that thing thats called death Because then the people will laugh at my death But its OK Imma used to Bwahahahahahahahahha mediumspainbutterfly rargh
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Oct 28, 2015 22:56:41 GMT 1
Irelande Douze Points...
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Post by Julian on Oct 29, 2015 7:54:36 GMT 1
Only 1 free spot is left !
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Post by MG on Oct 29, 2015 8:20:16 GMT 1
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Post by Mordecai on Oct 29, 2015 8:34:39 GMT 1
(See, I'm already running, practicing for my victory lap already) "Hey bitches, Melissa's in the house! If you don't know who I am then I don't know what is wrong with you because I'm the funniest bitch on the planet. Go see one of my movies if you haven't already. I'm here only because my agent says that the only reason I haven't won an Oscar yet is because I'm too fat, and the movie industry doesn't like fat people (I mean how the fuck haven't I won one already, have you not seen my movies? I'm fucking hilarious). I'm here to learn how to survive on eating hardly any food, which in turn will help me lose weight. (Secretly I'm actually here to win so I can get the prize money and go home to buy more food to eat, stuff you agent, I should've fired your ass years ago). I know I'm gonna win this because I'm Melissa McCarthy, and I am amazing. But seriously, I know what I want and I won't stop until I get it. I am the best actress on the planet so I can pretend to play dead, only for you to come near me to confirm your suspicions and BAM! In one movement I swipe your leg and you crack your skull. More supplies, but more importantly, more food for me. You know what happens when you come between a fat girl and her food, and it doesn't end pretty. Not to mention if you try and stab me or shoot me, I won't feel a thing because I have seven layers of fat, and one layer of fat alone acts as a vest. Take that skinny bitches, I am now officially seven times better than you. After I win this competition, they CAN'T deny me an Oscar. If they do, I'll show up at next year's show and push some winner off the stage so I can have theirs. Follow me closely on your TV screen because when I emerge victorious, I'm going to be the most famous person on the planet and there is no way you can ignore me after that." (I'm only joking about Melissa's weight by the way; I am a big fan of hers and I always will be, regardless of her body size)
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Post by Tufkai on Oct 29, 2015 11:41:30 GMT 1
Random Message from Mr Poier - "I will likely be District 3. They manufacture firearms. And I f**king love my firearms!!!"
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