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Post by Maxim on Oct 28, 2015 21:36:56 GMT 1
20. Maxim (  Vladimir Putin) Putin knows who is going to kill first  |
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Post by Callum on Oct 28, 2015 21:36:54 GMT 1
 Unicorn Man  this is what happens if you spike my lager with too much anti-depressants!!!11112!%^$!^!6!
i am a unicorn, a @fabbi dabbi dosi unicorn that is here to save the world while i am on a deathwish to sacrifice myself to the lords of the pegasus realm!
i shall bring you all down with me!!!!!!
(p.s - never let callum do a hunger games game AGAIN)
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Post by ~Rethnas~ on Oct 28, 2015 21:37:10 GMT 1
Introduction speech for  Shane Dawson
"Hey what's up ya guys, YES it's time for me to take part in the Hunger Games ! Some of you may ask: 'Why Shane, how can someone as perfect as you waste your life'. I'll tell you, I won't waste it ! I'll win ! Bitch, I can already see those talentless flops who won't win anyway ! I survived my obese past so why not to survive the games ? Even if I need to kill my bae Miranda, I'm ready !
My secret weapon are my old clothes from high school. If I wear them again, everyone will think I'm an elefant, who wants to kill an elefant !
However, let's be serious: There needs to be a worthy winner ! I'm pretty sure that I won't be it but whatever, my life sucks so here I am ! Be ready guys ! Social media will be with me and will send me great presents to kill all those lovely tributes !
So, I hope you liked this short speech, if yes, klick the thumb up and send me money for a better weapon than my clothes ! See you next time !"
Tried to make it as realistic as possible  Did people even read this ?  I did  |
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Post by fabbi on Oct 28, 2015 21:37:43 GMT 1
20. Maxim ( Vladimir Putin) Putin knows who is going to kill first But then the game would finish.
I assume that Unicorn Man is supposed to be funny... |
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Post by fabbi on Oct 28, 2015 21:38:29 GMT 1
Introduction speech for Shane Dawson
"Hey what's up ya guys, YES it's time for me to take part in the Hunger Games ! Some of you may ask: 'Why Shane, how can someone as perfect as you waste your life'. I'll tell you, I won't waste it ! I'll win ! Bitch, I can already see those talentless flops who won't win anyway ! I survived my obese past so why not to survive the games ? Even if I need to kill my bae Miranda, I'm ready !
My secret weapon are my old clothes from high school. If I wear them again, everyone will think I'm an elefant, who wants to kill an elefant !
However, let's be serious: There needs to be a worthy winner ! I'm pretty sure that I won't be it but whatever, my life sucks so here I am ! Be ready guys ! Social media will be with me and will send me great presents to kill all those lovely tributes !
So, I hope you liked this short speech, if yes, klick the thumb up and send me money for a better weapon than my clothes ! See you next time !"
Tried to make it as realistic as possible Did people even read this ? Nope because I didn't have any interest this afternoon, but now I did. |
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Post by Julian on Oct 28, 2015 21:40:50 GMT 1
Putin knows who is going to kill first But then the game would finish.
I assume that Unicorn Man is supposed to be funny. Why should the game finish if he kills me ? Again, I don't decide who'll die, the simulator will so I could die first but that doesn't mean that I'd stop the game then |
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Post by fabbi on Oct 28, 2015 21:43:38 GMT 1
But then the game would finish.
I assume that Unicorn Man is supposed to be funny. Why should the game finish if he kills me ? Again, I don't decide who'll die, the simulator will so I could die first but that doesn't mean that I'd stop the game then Oh I misunderstood it in that case. |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Oct 28, 2015 21:54:44 GMT 1
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Post by fabbi on Oct 28, 2015 22:00:01 GMT 1
"too chicken"?  |
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Post by ✨ Forrest ✨ on Oct 28, 2015 22:04:38 GMT 1
Too chicken=Too scared fabbi |
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