Daniel
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Post by Daniel on Aug 7, 2018 0:10:15 GMT 1
 MINI CHALLENGE
Girl, what a rough week. Now that we're through, let's take a little time to
talk about our future. The children of tomorrow. That's right!
Our Drag Babies will have to face their inner saboteurs and carry on our Drag Legacy.
How fitting is that for a mini challenge?
Drag Babies
Ladies, for our next mini challenge, you'll have to work in pairs. You can choose freely who you
want to work with! Using image editing software, you will have to create a baby that your queens would give birth
to. One baby per couple of course! Make sure to include a balanced amount of characteristic features of both
of your queens. Additionally, you will have to write a short, inner monologue of how your baby is going to change
the future of the world! Don't worry, a few sentences should be fine.
Please post your Drag Baby pictures and inner monologues by Today, 7 August at 23:00CET!
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Eke
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but it's me who makes myself mad
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Post by Eke on Aug 7, 2018 19:31:58 GMT 1
Christihennity This is Christihennity, the miraculous lovechild of Andrélle and Shemalena Gomez. As an educated, smart and good Christian child, Christihennity believes that homosexuality is a sin, despite probably being a homosexual herself. In addition, as a proud member of the Intellihennies foundation, Christihennity actively promotes the selection of STEM degrees over humanities degrees, stating "they won't get you money girl" as her reason of doing so.
Other achievements of Christihennity include the worldwide ban of anime, followed by the sentence of its followers to death penalty, and the addition of "No Redeeming Qualities" as a genre on Apple Music. |
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Post by alex(a)bg on Aug 7, 2018 19:47:45 GMT 1
ChristihennityThis is Christihennity, the miraculous lovechild of Andrélle and Shemalena Gomez. As an educated, smart and good Christian child, Christihennity believes that homosexuality is a sin, despite probably being a homosexual herself. In addition, as a proud member of the Intellihennies foundation, Christihennity actively promotes the selection of STEM degrees over humanities degrees, stating "they won't get you money girl" as her reason of doing so.
Other achievements of Christihennity include the worldwide ban of anime, followed by the sentence of its followers to death penalty, and the addition of "No Redeeming Qualities" as a genre on Apple Music. idk why but the church setup looks really familiar to me  where is that? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 21:08:01 GMT 1
ANNAL KORAL
Coal O'Ral and Scarlett Von Kock
Our sweet daughter Annal Koral used to be a plus-size queen - but
drag and alternative music sucked the fat out of her, now filling
it into her sequin gowns, inspiring other queens to truly become a
literal skinny legend like her. She's also known for calling out
fellow drag favourite Cand Ice to "beat your face like you beat
your hole", shading Cand Ice's talent and implying in further
interviews that blood and a certain female family member were
involved in the incident. Since then, she actively campaigns
to end excessive BDSM practice as well as banning autotune
from the music market, creating outrage from the Cher and
Britney Spears fanbase.
She likes big kock and she cannae lie!
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Matt
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how bout i do, anyway
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Post by Matt on Aug 7, 2018 21:31:47 GMT 1
Canna Bish
Canna Bish is the diva daughter of Weedy Williams and Anna Mae Rosé. She grew up in Amsterdam, the Red Light District to be exact. But after getting multiple diseases, having absolutely no income and getting arrested for her getting into prostitution at the age of 5, she decided to follow her dream and start a tea talk show in New York City.
However, due to her lack of money she has had to hide in the Statue of Liberty for shelter, where she does daily mukbangs eating 10,000 chicken nuggets while broadcasting to the world. She now has over 10,000,000 million subscribers on Pornhub Youtube where she dishes the tea on all the things fashion, celebrity and her own problems. |
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Post by Bas on Aug 7, 2018 21:57:14 GMT 1
 Presenting: Ima Sue Skinny
Daughter of Rigga Moris and Ana Skinnybreadqueen
Ima Sue Skinny is a famous singing sensation, model and fulltime skinny legend. Doctors were shocked when she was born because she was so skinny that they couldn't see her with their bare eyes. Pop fad Mariah Carey immediately lost her title "skinniest legend" which marked the end of her career. her last album "I used to be the skinniest legend" was certified wood after selling only one copy. Ima Sue's debut single "Be Skinny" managed to sell 100 million copies and became the new national anthem of  America. Ima Sue Skinny ended obesity, her mind! |
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Jens
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My favorite bad bitch, I think she the GOAT
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Post by Jens on Aug 7, 2018 23:10:56 GMT 1
That’s my baby :,)
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Dimitris
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𝐢'𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡
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Post by Dimitris on Aug 7, 2018 23:35:59 GMT 1
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome our world's next top superstar... GILLIAN MCKEITHDOB: 2 February Place of birth: Essex Parents: Robyn Banks, Gemma Collins Learning to drive a car is like giving birth. It’s something you’ve all got to experience in life.
Queens and girls, I've got to share my baby with youse. We're gonna describe our baby’s future, GC style.
"Fuck off Gillian McKeith" were the first words to come to Robyn's mouth as our queens gave birth to her. That will be representative of Gillian’s entire life story.
Gillian will change the world as she will grow up to be known as a dietitian with her own reality TV series called “How Are You Channelling Starvation?”, a show to help those who just had just seen something really fucking scary in the mirror, themselves. This show will revolutionise the way that we see fat people as we know it, through the use of hypno-gastric bands. Gillian herself will be notoriously for wanting to have the smallest waist on earth, and always being on a diet.
After her TV show went viral thanks to all the memays shared, she’s got money. A lot of it. This money will be used to find an injection to cure claustrophobia, a fear that touches home for McKeith as both of her parents suffered from being locked in cages. |
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Daniel
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Post by Daniel on Aug 7, 2018 23:46:22 GMT 1
MINI CHALLENGE
The winners of this mini challenge are... |
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