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Post by Daniel on Nov 30, 2018 17:35:55 GMT 1
 MINI CHALLENGE
My All Stars, condragulations for surviving the first week!
Now, shit's getting serious. All of y'all will have to prove that you can read a bitch.
Because reading is what? Fundamental!
Reading Is Fundamental
Ladies, for our next mini challenge, you will have to read at least 3 of your fellow contestants for filth!
Please post your reads in this thread by Tomorrow night, 1 December 2018 at 23:00CET! |
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Post by Julian on Nov 30, 2018 18:33:38 GMT 1
Scarlett von Kock’s reads
Disclaimer: these reads are all jokes and not to be taken seriously x
Aless Brasil
“Sweety, you’re so useless, you’re literally a human participation trophy.”
Andrelle
“You think you serve French, but all I get is... unemployed."
Jessica Ellen Cornish
“I’d make the obvious joke but you actually do have to leave your comfort zone sometimes in order to break your leg.”
Ketaminnie Mouse
“You have more dick in your personality than you do in your pants.”
Lefteriana
“Your entries and your personality have something in common: both are uninteresting and not worth a second glance.”
Madame Sheila
“Kinda confused as to why you eliminated Phoebe, didn’t you feel good not being the dumbest person in the race for once?”
Shemalena Gomez
“Sad to say it but you have the charm and charisma of a burning orphanage.”
Tracy Martel
“The Barbie doll is back and so are your desperate scorewhore entries.”
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Post by Eke on Nov 30, 2018 19:31:29 GMT 1
Shemalena Gomez's readsAlêss Brasilo lalalalalala o
não tem terror
você é whoreAndrélleFirst you pretend to be French, then you immediately pander to Callum in Week 1? What's happened to you, my dear?Jessica Ellen Cornish Ketaminnie Mouse LefterianaLefteriana my dear, you're lucky the Season 1 queens were so shit, otherwise you wouldn't even be here.Madame SheilaWho's they, anyway?Scarlett von KockCategory is... Send a song with an instrument in it. Good luck, and don't Kock it up.Tracy MartelOh it's the Barbie doll, fitting, since you're as fake as one. |
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Post by αndreas on Nov 30, 2018 19:57:18 GMT 1
Andrélle's reads Alêss BrasilJessica Ellen CornishBreaking legs, conquering China, winning challen- oh. Ketaminnie MouseLefterianaOn behalf of all the girls, we'd like to thank you for reserving one of the bottom spots of this week. Madame SheilaMADAME SHEILA MADAME SHEILA bir FAD olduĝunu Scarlett von KockShemalena GomezTracy MartelWinner winner,vegan chicken replacement, dinner. |
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Post by Alper on Nov 30, 2018 20:16:12 GMT 1
 MADAME SHEILA'S READS i'm madame sheila and i'm here to fuck shit up
AndrélleFake personality? Check!
Awful songs? Check!
Manners? Che-i mean what?
Ketaminnie MouseOh, Ketaminnie over here. How are you doing lovely?
Have the rats been feeding you well? Girl, that costume... makes me want to listen to Sweet But A Psycho on loop.
Jessica Ellen Cornish
Jessica Ellen Cornish. What a pleasure to have you here. I'm so sad that you are getting out soon though. I don't even undersand why you volunteered to compete in this season, Daniel's Song Race doesnt air in Malta, Macau, China and Uganda!LefterianaLefteriana, we are here to prove that we have leveled our pussies up, but I think that you being here levels the suicide rates up!
Aless Brasil
Scarlett Von KockTalented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before. These are some of the adjectives no one ever will say to you in your life. Oh, you don't know what an adjective is? Was your English tutor Phoebe Struts? Could figure it out from your pretentious surname. All hail the fucking KOCK destroyers!
Shemalena Gomez
So are you a woman or a man? In Morocco, the shithole where I come from, being transgender is a huge sin and i'm sorry to say but you are probably dying soon because of gayness overload lol.
Also have you finally realized that your face looks like a trash can on steroids?
Tracy Martel
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Post by alexeh on Nov 30, 2018 20:22:08 GMT 1
Jessica Ellen Cornish
I spread nothing but love to my fellow queens 
Aless Brasil
Andrelle
Seems like everybody got a price, and your price to the rest of the queens is what Folly Rae is to Sigrid.
Ketaminnie Mouse
I don't know what amount of ketamine would possess you to try to come for my Asian gig, but it makes me look so much better in comparison, so thanks
Lefteriana
wait who
Madame Sheila
yok olmamis maalesef
Scarlett von Kock
It's a good thing you have so many chins because the number of chins matches up with the number of faces! #getadairymilk
Shemalena Gomez
Honestly girl I don't have a bad word to say about you, your entries always snatch my kidn-
Tracy Martel
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Post by Dimitris on Dec 1, 2018 22:03:36 GMT 1
 TRACY'S READS ANDRÉLLE What is the saying? Like mother, like daughter? Well maybe you should follow your drag daughter's footsteps and get the fuck out. | KETAMINNIE MOUSE I was gonna read you, but you're already doing a great job embarassing yourself with that whole ensemble of personalities. | MADAME SHEILA The infamous queen who managed to be in the first double shantay. Maybe you should follow that tradition and be in the first double sashay? |
JESSICA ELLEN CORNISH I'm glad you're here, girl. We get to see ourselves how cheap Made in China really looks. | SCARLETT VON KOCK I love how you have embraced your body and feel comfortable in it. I wish I could say the same about your song choices. |
ALÊSS BRASIL The fact that you're the Miss Musicality of Season 1 shows how messed up that season was. | SHEMALENA GOMEZ My favorite tribute act ever! If tribute acts were talentless, dull, boring, uninteresting... I could go on but I'm already bored. | LEFTERIANA Really? Well, someone has to act as the filler queen, right? |
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Post by Lᴇꜰ on Dec 1, 2018 23:24:30 GMT 1
Lefteriana's reads
Aless Brasil:
Judging from your entries, being a prostitute and samba are the only things you’re good at.
Andrelle:
That’s all I will say: Not exactly an advantage to be called the (drag) mother of miss Phoebe Guts.
Jessica Ellen Cornish:
“Fade” was the title of the latest song you sent which describes exactly your future in this competition
Ketaminnie Mouse:
I’m not quite sure how you ended up here. Should we call the animal rescue?
Madame Sheila:
Oh look, it’s the winner of the last challenge. Too bad it will be the only thing you’ll win, the exit door is now waiting for you.
Scarlett von Kock:
You would do us a huge favour, if you kept your mouth shut as much as you eat these kocks.
Shemalena Gomez:
Tracy Martel:
They call you the Barbie doll, huh? Seems accurate since it fits with your plastic entries.
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Post by Daniel on Dec 2, 2018 0:27:58 GMT 1
MINI CHALLENGE
OOOOOF, y'all are some shady ass bitches.
But one of you is the queen of the library!
The winner of this mini challenge is... |
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