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Post by Daniel on Dec 5, 2018 14:01:24 GMT 1
 MINI CHALLENGE
Ladies, a solo career can be hard to pull of but could you imagine
sharing the spotlight with your friends? One could imagine it would be fun but on
the other hand, it can turn out completely different...
DESTINY'S DRAG CHILD
Ladies, for our next mini challenge, you will have to create your queen's very own band!
You are allowed to use any picture editing software. The Best 2 queens will be the winners of this mini challenge.
Please post your pictures in this thread by Tomorrow, 6 December 2018 at 23:00CET! |
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Post by alexeh on Dec 5, 2018 14:56:01 GMT 1
 sweet but psycho disgusting
(also translated into Chinese, Swahili, Maltese and Malay for my fans  )Band members (from left to right):
• Me, Jessica Ellen Cornish, of course! The real star of the group and a pioneer of the "sweet but psycho disgusting" movement.
• A fan, I think she's from Malta, she told me she was my biggest fan and I said "yes! you're the fattest i've ever seen!" and flicked her vagina, but now we're best friends 
• Roxanne Pallett, the only person who comes close to beating me on the fake injuries scale! As you can see, she's chosen to break her arm instead of her leg, but I left a lovely message on her cast!
• Kim Woodburn, we were originally going to call this group sweet but psycho disgustang, but she corrected us ("don't be so stupid", she said) so it's disgusting now
Also our drummer died...
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Post by αndreas on Dec 6, 2018 18:02:22 GMT 1
Introducing...  SHE FUCKING DEAD is a post apocalyptic-glam-death-heavy-national socialist-slightly kawaii-christian metal band.
The band consists of me, Andrélle, as the lead vocalist who still wears a blonde wig regardless, because she has never gone black and she will not go now, the ghost of the late Weedy Williams, who sadly (not) died of old age last week, and our drummer Kennedy Davenport, who didn't die, but she had crystallized, and now she's a glamazon metalhead ready for the stage.
SHE FUCKING DEAD have had numerous successes in the metal scene. Most notably "Oh My Fucking God She Fucking Dead (feat. Miss Keisha)", "Chickens", "Tu Est Fat (feat. Valérie Damidot)", "Our First Caress-", "Trust My Guts (Mother) (feat. Phoebe Struts)", "October 19, 2018 (feat. Shuhada' Davitt)", "Fuck My Death, Right?" and of course, "Dead Girl (feat. Daniel)". |
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Post by Dimitris on Dec 6, 2018 19:44:22 GMT 1
 DESTINY'S DRAG CHILD C.Ü.N.T.S  C.Ü.N.T.S is a girl group created by former Daniel's Song Race contestants. C.Ü.N.T.S stands for "Chinesische Überraschungs Nutten die ihre Titten Schlabbern" ( Chinese Surprise Hookers who Slurb their Tits). The band is currently coached and managed by legendary Season 4 judge and Olympic medal-winning athlete Malala. The band consists of the following members: Tracy Martel (aka Crazy Cunt) – The lead singer of the group, who is basically the one who earns all the money from the group's success. Coal O'Ral (aka Congenital Cunt) – The backing vocalist of the band, who always claims that she doesn't want to be part of the group but stays nevertheless. Juliapeño (aka Spicy Cunt) – Another backing vocalist, who thinks she should be the lead singer just because she's the only winner of the group. The band has released numerous hit singles following their participation in DSR, including "Juliapenis", "Running" (feat. Malala and Phoebe Struts), "Who Is She?", "I Did Not Try to Drag Anyone" (feat. Colleen Green) and "Bias (Jump Out)" (feat. Alexandrina). Their debut album will be released in 2019 and will be titled UNHhhh. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2018 19:51:20 GMT 1
Coal O'Ral returning through Dimitris like  |
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Post by Julian on Dec 6, 2018 19:59:23 GMT 1
(thanks to Jessica for helping me x)
THE KOCK DESTROYERS
Band Members (from left to right):
• Monique "Big Mouth" Heart, the heart of the band, wanted to name the band "The Stunning Cows" but got rejected, critics describe her as "personified dadaism and non-logic". She herself claims to be the producer of the band.
• Scarlett von Kock, branded the name Kock and milks the hell out of it at every opportunity, described the band as "perfect to listen to when you're sitting butt naked and eating shrimp", "slightly disturbing yet weirdly intriguing, basically a car crash". She's especially proud of the band being listed in the red list of endangered animal species, due to their vocals resembling the sound of mating whales.
• Mayhem "Crazy Eyes" Miller, her big inspirations are Malala, Samira Said and other Muslim MILFs, gives the band a slight edgé hard rock vibe despite being the personified beige off camera. Monique claiming to be the brain and heart of The Kock Destroyers regularly causes her to pull out her famous facial expressions which are inspired by Uzo Aduba.
• Villaintina, used to be glamorous and beautiful but pretty much lost it after fans accused her of being fake and her only remaining fan being Phoebe Struts. Since turning crazy, she actually turned out to be the second breakout star of the band, after Scarlett, despite the fact that she barely ever appears in live performances due to her inability to remember any lyrics. She claims to be nice but her smile and eyes reveal her true inner insanity.
Read the lyrics of their upcoming single "Six F*cking D*cks" below in the spoiler!
hi guuysss. look at these lovely tits do you know what we are? we're fucking cock destroyers aren't we babe? cock FUCKING destroyers, yeah fucking cock destroyers. we love to just get your dick and fucking deSPUNK them FUCKING balls. mmmmm do you know what? put these fucking balls in our mouths mmmmmm yeahhhhh they will fucking teabag you. mmmm hehehehehehehe hhauahhahhuhauhammamahah mwwahhh fucking SPUNK everywhere. hahahaha! we got big fucking tits yeah, can you- are you excited about our gangbang? yeahhh how much fucking spunk are we gonna get? you are gonna be fucking PLASTERED in it. yes we are, and we're gonna get fucked and everything on Friday night, we're so down, so we got another morning gangbang. morning gangbang. we need- how many more dicks do we need? about six fucking COCKS. SIX FUCKING DICKS, AND THAT'S IT! yeah and then we're good to fucking go. ohhh. fuck our holes. fuck our faces. SPUNK all over us. and even star in a porn film! yess mmmmm. mwah. so make sure you join our onlyfans
Past hits include "Facts R Facts (America Remix)", "The Line On Someone's Neck", "Greedy", "Spritzstick (Shake it Henny!)", "Giraffe Safari", "I'd Like To Keep It On Please", "Desactivated", "Like a Butterfly in a Cocoon" and "Despacito (Cheap Version)" (feat. Rhea Dickulous). They also gathered critical acclaim with their audiobook "Reading of the Holy Quran" in co-operation with Shuhada' Davitt and Rick Saaltud. |
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Post by Daniel on Dec 6, 2018 22:00:47 GMT 1
MINI CHALLENGE
Thank you girls!
I loved all your submissions but two of you really stood out!
The winners of this mini challenge are... |
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