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Post by Daniel on Feb 3, 2019 0:19:35 GMT 1
 The reviews are in!
Here's what the judges had to say about the entries for this week's Anniversary Extravaganza Category! |
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Post by Daniel on Feb 3, 2019 0:26:44 GMT 1
 If I call your name, please step forward!
Mariah de la Storm
Cand Ice
Reth
Tea-Rex
Yasmin Renshaw
Stan Kan McCann
MucLanna
Red Hot Chilli Lady
You are all safe.
The Rest of you represent the Tops and the Bottoms of the week.
Now let's hear for the judges' critiques. |
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Post by Alper on Feb 3, 2019 0:31:10 GMT 1
 Rebecca's Critiques It can technically be Sunday, but not for me! Welcome to the first week ladies, some of you served us delicious fish, while some of you were just, eh. Amnesia Scanner Hi bitch! I must say, I adore Grimes' music personally, she's THAT icon. Although, I failed to understand how your song fitted to the theme you were allocated to. When I listen to this song, this does not scream "Sugar Rush" at all. I expected much more from a promising queen like you. So sweety, I think you may be in danger. | Ashley Nicolette Fangipane Ugh girl, I FELT this. Such an amazing song with a heartbreaking backstory, and you clearly fitted to your theme unlike Amnesia. I honestly loved every aspect of the song you have chosen, the artist conveys his emotions perfectly through this masterpiece. You have a good shot of doing well in the competition, keep it up, and most of all, good luck! | Coeur De Meme Okay. I don't really know how to feel about this. Should I love it, or should I adore it! Honey, you know what you are doing. At first, I didn't understand clearly how the song bonded with the color blue, then comes your explanation. I love that you have putted an effort into it, and honestly, I stan this song. I'm so proud of you, and I think that you may have snatched my wig, I don't know where it is! | Evelyna Svetlá Hey sweetie! I want to say that I really like this submission, but I can not. Something does not feel right. Maybe because it was a sing-off entry before, but that's not really my main issue. The thing is, you could've gone towards so many different directions, yet you have chosen to send "Shallow". I expected much more from you to be honest. I really hope you get another chance to represent yourself, but after seeing your song, I really doubt it. | Krampu$$y Oh my god. This is so iconic. I love how you took a really big risk, and I am happy to say, it worked! Kim Possible is probably one of my favourite childhood series, and the theme music, girl, I adore it. I can listen to this over and over, and still I won't get bored of it. If you keep taking risks, I see you getting far in the competition. Keep it up! | Lameij Winks The same problem as Amnesia, I don't really understand how your song fits to your theme. But on top of that, I don't believe that it's a good song for itself either. Honey, I am sorry to say but you really disappointed me this week. I don't really have much else to say, apart from the fact that it's possibly the worst of the week. Sorry! |
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Post by Eke on Feb 3, 2019 0:41:58 GMT 1
 Kim Woodburn's Critiques A decent week, but you're all chicken livered shits anyway so I don't know why I even bother. Amnesia Scanner 
Personally, I think something went wrong here. No, not with your song. With the other judges, those little buggers. But don't worry, in the future, I will crush them so badly, they'll regret it for the rest of their lives. Anyway, the song, I thought, was really quite good, but unfortunately it might not have been the best fit for the category. Certainly there's room for improvement here. | Ashley Nicolette Fangipane 
Don't you start sending amazing songs on me. I thought this was a really fantastic choice, amazing, absolutely. I'd give you the title of Queen of Clean after this, because you wiped the floor clean with all these other little bitches. But that is already my title so I cannot, in any way, bestow it upon you, sorry. | Cœur de Meme 
You know, I think this is a great choice you made. A great choice indeed. It fits the category well, it's quite good musically, but yet, it feels like something is slightly amiss here, but I can't quite put my finger on it. But I don't mean to dwell on the negatives, of course. Good work, overall. | Evelyna Světlá 
Oh luvvie, where do I begin? Listen, A Star Is Born is definitely a good movie. But 'Shallow'? I mean, come on now. Surely you didn't think this would end well? I hope you try harder next time. | Krampu$$y 
Listen here. I thought this choice wasn't good... You know why? Because I thought it was marvellous, actually. I have to admit, I don't feel much connection to this song myself, but it's a far better and far more original choice than any generic Disney ballad you could've sent. A big up for that from me. | Lameij Winks 
I thought this song was a little shit actually. Utterly shit, really. Oh, sorry, I'm just joking. The song is not very strong, however it also isn't terrible by itself, but you were given a clear category for this challenge and this song really does not fit at all. But I know you've got it in you to turn it around still, right? Next time I won't hold back, so don't you even think about trying to disappoint me again. |
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Post by Dylan on Feb 3, 2019 1:18:54 GMT 1
Nene's critiques
Hello gays! I am so glad to be back here once again, let the race begin! I have arrived to spill some tea. Some of you made this challenge worth remembering, but some of you make me wish it never happened in the first place.
Amnesia Scanner | alex(a)bg
Hi hunni! I absolutely love your look, I think you went all out to become the super bitch that everyone wanted! However, I must say that I wasn't impressed with your submission this week. I adore Grimes, and I think this song was actually quite decent. But love, where's the relation between this song and the theme Sugar Rush? It doesn't really fit into the category that you got assigned to and unfortunately that was your downfall this week. Although, it's early days sweetie, you can definitely pick yourself up from here!
Ashley Nicolette Fangipane | alexeh
Oh sweetie, my wig flew around the world and back. I am very impressed with this submission! The song really touched me and it became quite personal, actually. I can see from the lyrics that this song is emotionally strong and moving, and it fit in perfectly with your assigned category this week. Gurl this song touched my feelings and it touched HARD. A wonderful start from you my dear, keep it up!
Cœur de Meme | @garameaning
Gurl! Unlike your name, this song was definitely not a meme, but a masterpiece. I felt that you knew clearly what you were doing and what you were going for, and I think you did very well with your assigned challenge! Normally, when it comes to colours we don't want to make it obvious by choosing a song that has the colour in the name, and has no true meaning behind it; we want to dig deeper and find a true connection between the colour and the overall lyrics and tone of the song. I felt like you did that perfectly, sweetheart and I'm very impressed with you!
Evelyna Světlá | Aglan
Well hunny, I do love A Star is Born with all my heart, but unfortunately I'm not impressed this week with you and your submission. I felt like with such a broad category, you would be able to pull out something we haven't seen been used before, or at least something different than Shallow, in my opinion. While I don't hate the song, I don't feel like it's the best you could have done either, and you could have dug deeper, especially give the amount of songs available to you with this category.
Krampu$$y | Julian
Yass werq! Even as a beautiful, sexy old woman, I still enjoy Kim Possible with all my heart. I actually wasn't expecting you to send this, but I'm glad you did! Like that little bugger Kim said (yes you), at least it wasn't a generic Disney ballad that we've heard countless amount of times. This also really hits home to me, and has nostalgia written all over it. Nothing more to say here my love, well done!
Lameij Winks | ✨ Nicole ✨
Oh no hunni, this was disappointing. Your song just doesn't fit the category that was assigned to you, and I felt that with this challenge messing up like that can be very serious. While the video is freaky or gory, where's the connection with regards to the song? This doesn't really scream "crazy" to me, in fact it's quite the opposite - boring. I really wanted to see something that would keep me hanging onto Rebecca's boobs for dear life (hi hunni!) - okay that's over exaggerating but you get what I mean - I wanted to see something that would knock me out of my seat the moment I heard it. This on the other hand... just seemed generic to say the least.
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Post by αndreas on Feb 3, 2019 21:33:46 GMT 1
 Mullac's Critiques This week was as ugly as Callum's nudes. Amnesia Scanner Girl.. I was disappointed. The song was nice but it didn't fit the category at ALL!
This is not a good start and I expect much more from you because I know how talented you are. | Ashley Nicolette Fangipane Y E S! That was SUCH a good song, I loved every second of it. I am so happy for you! Keep it up! | Coeur De Meme A great choice! While the song wasn't one of my favourites, I really appreciated your explanation and you've put great effort into it. Great job! | Evelyna Svetlá Listen, I love "Shallow" and I love Lady Gaga as well, but this was a bad choice. Not only it participated in DSR before, it is literally the most unoriginal choice you could make.
This is season 5, step it up. | Krampu$$y I actually think you had one of the hardest categories, but you managed to turn. It. OUT!
This is such an iconic song and I feel like this represents the childhoods of many of us! Congratulations! | Lameij Winks Just like Amnesia, I don't feel like the song fit the category as it's not even that weird, but unlike Amnesia, it wasn't really good either.
I expect more. |
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