House of Musical Horrors • Episode 1 • Recap & Results

If we call your name, please step forward!







You are all safe.

The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

The critiques will be posted soon.

Next up, Chlamydia. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow.

Junglepu$$y: Whilst I appreciate the song for what it is, it's just not necessarily something that I think belongs in a competition like this. As well as that, it's not instantly clear how this particular song represents your fear. I feel like even with your fear, there could've been better choices that you could've made instead.

Elvira: I loved your song this week, however, I couldn't help but notice that that the song had only a vague connection to your fear. In the future, I would greatly advise that you apply your choices more to the challenge.

Krampu$$y: First, let's start with the positives: the fear you chose was quite unique and different from most others and, while the song wasn't directly about the fear, the lyrics still fit. Sadly, I didn't like the song that much. It was a bit too vanilla for this competition in my personal view and even if I look past the cute sound, it was rather flat and bland.

Donatella Versace: That’s a cute song bambina! And definitely an original fear. Unfortunately, it didn’t really click and I’m still hungry for MORE. I know you can do better honey.

Next up, Donna the Dyke. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow.

Krampu$$y: Wow, I'm shook. I could not believe it. You really did an amazing job babe... at making me jealous of deaf people. I'm sorry to say it but I found your song terrible. You did good with the connection to the challenge, as the lyrics fit, and the verses weren't bad either but that chorus was honestly atrocious. You sent one of the riskier songs and sadly I don't think it paid off.

Donatella Versace: Such a scary song...in a bad way. This is messy and not really enjoyable meanwhile the lyrics perfectly represent your fear. A confusing contribution, certamente.

Elvira: I understand what you were going for this week, but this was a miss. The chorus and verses are fine on their own, but together the song just sounds like a mess despite doing a good job at representing your fear. However, the challenge is to send a good song just as much as it is to send a song about your fear. You only succeeded in one of these.

Junglepu$$y: I think I have to express my disagreement with the rest of the judges here. I actually liked your choice and I definitely believe it fits the challenge you were given. That being said, I still absolutely think there's loads of room for improvement here. I think the song is good, but that doesn't always mean it's good enough.

Next up, Mathew Horrod. Let's hear what the judges had to say about your floorshow.

Elvira: Fantastic job. This song fully embodied Filth, Glamour, and Horror. The vibe of the song also just sounded lonely, a step beyond lyrics representing the fear. A truly excellent detail to catch so early in the season.

Junglepu$$y: A very strong showing from you. I definitely got exactly what you laid out from this and the song is also just absolutely brilliant. I don't intend to shower you with compliments though so I'll leave it at that. However, I think you're one to look out for if you keep this up.

Donatella Versace: Fantastico. Really loved the atmosphere of the song. Your description was a bit short but still satisfying, the music did the job. Grazie!

Krampu$$y: I loved your song, it was pretty much exactly what I wanted to see this week. It also fit with the challenge, I fully got your fear from the lyrics and the song expressed them perfectly.