PLANET POPLANDIA [JULIANA #32]

Ydiwealth aka Ydiwhatever

i'm so hot 12
padam padam 10
candyland 8
takutá 7
darbuka 6
pussy killed the trapstar 5
not a friend 4
main character 3
cheeks 2
new bottega 1

Takuta winner

first and foremost, i am so appreciative of this format. i get to write, and unlike chatgpt, i make sense. my ranking is the only valid one, and in my belief - my points should in fact be TRIPLED. i will tell you why, as you can understand from the below ranking of points.

12 ONLY FIRE & CHASE ICON
alright so i justify my 12 because chase icon has tried to enter fantasia like twenty times at this point. markus riva no. chase icon yes. it is her time

10 KYLIE MINOGUE
i rly enjoy padam padam but i'm not giving it 12 because i think miss kylie needs a vacation. i don't think her time should be wasted in a contest of online f-words and should instead be better placed by repairing the fracturing state of australia which i hope collapses within the next decade.

8. EFTALYA YAĞCI
this turkish langauge song. yeah i'm moving i guess. work. fierce. i don't think it's her time though. i'm not like. certain. but i will be looping this song for a long time and i may even ask for a switch in another contest to take turkey and just send this. work.

7. SHAY LIA
well she's winning anyway and it's kinda well deserved. i only heard this song very recently but i'm moving to the beat. i considered sending it myself but agni, you are a treacherous demon with no self respect or remorse, ergo, seven points for this now. i am thinking this is very much so doechii - crazy vibes in the sense that it will place second overall in the contest.

6. CHASE ICON
yeah chase icon is good but have you heard of chase icon and only fire? yeah. only six. yawn. get a job.

5. ROSSE
this is stinky synthy primark pussy but without the primark because this song sounded like it was produced on 0.01 eurocent. and you know i love a song on a 0.01 eurocent. but only 5 because the others r better and have visuals ://

4. TORREN FOOT FT. AZEALIA BANKS
azealia banks you can do no wrong however this song was a wrong in my eyes. very boring and very middle of the road. azealia you can do better.

3. EVA TIMUSH
omfggg this is soooo good and serving it to me chisinau style. i want to take a flyone ARMENIA flight from chisinau to yerevan and stomp on the streets of the cascade to this certified banger that is better than any other piece of rabiz music with the exception of blanca paloma.

2. CHRISSY CHLAPECKA
in writing my review i don't even really remember this song which speaks a lot of words to be honest. so boring and predictable. yawn. do better.

1. SORN
i'm giving this 1 because i don't like her artist name. sorn. it sounds like corn. i don't want it in fantasia. keep it out.

i may change my ballot later if i'm unhappy with the results.