Episode 18
Lifenia
There are three people inside the bus,
Tanja, @eurovisiongermany and
Ruslana. And none of them knew where the rest of the people would be : they don't answer their phones! So together they drove inside the city of
Tallinn, looking for their beloved friends!
On the middle of the road, they found the body of "a girl with long hair" as Ruslana descripted. Florian ran to her to discover it was
Talitha !
"What happened!
- I was in the group of
Rick and so was
Daniel , so after 1 bottle of vodka, we talked about politics, I remember we started to fight, and since the scene when he threatens me with a fork it's the blackout! No idea of what I did last night and where they could have been!"
When she told them the adress of the Malcolm's bar, they precicipated inside and found only one person :
Liev ! The bar was in a pitiful situation, and he was reparing it... Alone!
"Oh you are here!
- Liev! What are you doing here?
- Because of their alcohol consumption, I have to repair all the bar! And I didn't drink a single drop of alcohol!
- Where are they?
- What do you think? In prison!
- Ouch! Come on! Let's go free them!"
At the same time the boss of the bar came and said :
" No! He has to finish repairing the bar!
- It is not his fault!
- Let go, I will finish my work, after all, c'est la vie!
- Excellent, said the boss, now, wipe out!
- No! He must come with us! It's my Liev!
- No! He stays here! And Liev goes on cleaning!
- No! Get away from my Liev!
- No! Liev him alone! He must repair!"
Tired of this boring discussion, Ruslana decided to use her toy, and pointed at the boss of the bar :
"Let us go with him!
BeLieve me, it's the best option for your Liev"!
Ruslana's toy
Now that everybody is bored of the stupid and overused puns about Liev, them 5 went in the prison, where, as expected, they found the first half of the group. Ruslana sold her copyrights on "Wild dances" to pay their bail.
While escaping their prison, Rick explained that they seperated in two groups, and that the other has come to the Lincoln's.
They drove to their destination... And there, they only found the member of
Softengine and
Herciana Matmuja. They explaied everything
"I don't understand, this mämmi was excelent! Even Hersi liked this!
- Where are they?
- Hospital!"
We were ready to go, but had to wait because Hersi still did not finish her breakfast. 45 minutes, 4 cups of coffee and 6 mämmi later, she accepted to follow us, but went to toilets before. So 2 hours after, we could get into the hospital.
Hello!
They were all ill, and their face were green with yellow spots. But it's not contagious, as told the nurse. Good byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye!
Now that we had everybody, we were ready to join our next destination!
Vilnius!
Herciana spent all the trip preparing coffee for
Ruslana,
Tijana and her, because she only like these two ladies. Tijana said it worths being her friend, because she makes the best coffee in the world, with a secret ingredient she can't recognize but that gives a super taste!
We would have loved to listen to Tijana worshipping Hersi's coffee but we had to stop in front, because we had an obstacle.
Hep! Please? Can you move? Please? No! Don't kill me! No! Nooo! Noooooooooooo!
Nobody knew how to ask her to move, because she was more frightening than
Liévenya 's albums of Carola! And our two best warriors were drinking coffee... What to do?
For once, we had nothing to do finally, because she was walking toward us... WAIT? SHE CAME INSIDE THE BUS, PUSHED THE CHAUFFEUR AND DROVE US IN A RANDOM PLACE?
After 20 minutes of fear, she stopped in front of a house and took violently
Jess by the hand and brought her outside the bus.
No stress!
Inside, how surprised Jessica to see
Vilija, the Lithuanian representative we were supposed to bring with us! She talked
" Ok, thank you Karina, you did a great job!"
The strange woman escaped.
" I think I owe you some explainations!
- Kind of!
- I used to live a pure and unbreakable friendship with Karina, and we even bought a house together, we got along so well... And then came that day when she was selected to represent Lithuania in NVSC!
- Cool!
- Cool yes! She came second!
- Great!
- But she never accepted not to be firts, so she started quickly a depression, and had only one exception : killing
Chlöe Howl! So she took lasson of black magic with a reputed professor!
Page 394 miss Karina!
It was our turn to be surprised to see Jess and Vilija coming to the bus! All was well that ended well!
More to come!
Attention! A little care!
History time :Best result : 6th
No! But not far!
Worst result : 25th (SF)
Little amount of points