Our way to Copenhagen

No! I am not even ashamed of my horrible pun! The time we spent in Warsaw was well spent, for everybody! Cleo learnt all the girls of the trip how to be a "good slavic girl". Half of them did not support the Vodka shower and Harriet threw up next to Kerem (notice that this time it's not you Kerem).
When the most serious ones visited the beautiful city, the rest was spending their time trying to learn Polish to talk with a Slavic Girl, because... Well...

Daniel was the first who wanted to leave because he knew. He knew we had to cross Germany to join our new position : Ireland.



We did not have time to tie Daniel in the luggage compartment (I feel like saying this world 5 times a day now) and he did not stop to howl when we reached the frontier of Germany and when we were to Berlin, it was worse! We did not need it... We saw Angela herself! Daniel was feeling euphoria when he saw her. She started running, scared, but like a satellite he was arround her and she recognized him. Between them, only teardrops came.

We were astounded as we watched them hugging.
Daniel gave us some explainations : in fact, Angela Merkel was... His mother!!! Nobody knew it because she made him a night she was drunk, but she still loved him, her beloved "Danou".

When we asked Angela who is the father, she showed us this picture.


It was the time where Angela was a man, a very very sad history! So sad that we wont tell you how it worked!

So now we met Daniel's father (?) we had the hope of not seeing him worship Angela Merkel anymore. And we were right, he shut up for the rest of the trip. We took the underground from Calais to Dover and, when everybody arround us on the road watched us evily because we were not on the good side, we knew we were in the UK!

The troubles came when we had to recharge the battery of the bus in London, because the outlets are different too. We had to find another way to make electricity.

@douzepointa , who did not talk since the trauma caused bu the Ukraine events where he killed poor pigeons, brought the solution.
We just needed a giant wheel, a Greek and a random person, who does not fear the attacks.
We had the three elements :
• For the Greek, we had Vaios
• For the random person who does not fear the attacks, we had Liévenya
• And for the giant wheel, we found this

Then, the plan started. We put Vaios inside and gave Lievenya a megaphone, from where she screamed "THE GREEK ENTRY IS BAAAAAAAD". It worked, Vaios started to run, angry, and made the wheel turn. He threatened Lievenya but she know how to prevent herself from harm "I am German I have all the money of your countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". He was more and more excited, and the more he ran to make the wheel roll, more we had electricity.

Finally, we had the battery full and we could manage to stop Vaios. Untill now, he still wanted to kill Lievenya, but was afraid of the power of her holy I pod "with a lot of insane schlager songs inside".

We got back into the bus and came to Wales. We settled in a beautifull and charming village called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and were looking for a ferry. An old sailor came to us and proposed to bring us to Ireland, but without the bus, and in a small boat.
There was something... We knew her!


Bonnie Tyler? What was she doing here?
"In fact, since I did not accept I had lost Eurovision, I decided to stop my carrier and live in my good old Wales for the rest of my life!"
So she brought us to Dublin by boat and we let her on the dock.



We quickly met the members of Can-linn and Kasey Smith, who were waiting for us for a while. After all, with all these adventures...

More to come!


Keep your head higher above the water!!!!!!

History time :

Best result : 1st


I set youuuu freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Worst result : 15th (SF)

No need to comment!

15 episodes, and i am still not involed in this >.<

Tonight is Yesterday was Saint-Patrick’s day! And we are were in Dublin! We could not choose a better day to spend our time here. As claims the tradition, we wore green clothes and had fun in all the bars in the region of the Lakes of Connemara. I don’t remember that throwing tomatoes on Frenchs, Italians and Great-British was a traditional part of the holiday but I suddenly became conscious of the fact that it’s because they won the six nations cup. As Harriet and Kerem drank too much Whiskey (with a “e” please, we are in Ireland!) they vomited together in a dark street... They were touched: it was their first time together!
But the situation had to be improved: so we losers rebelled and started to walk in our ennemy’s direction!



Jess threw the first Molotov cocktail inside an Irish pub. It was time... Time for rebellion! The offensive was actually quite short, as all the Irish were already drunk, and so was half of our troups. We used a strategy usually known as “Do it like Czech Republic in Eurovision) : after sending three inefficient shots, we withdrew to make sure everybody will forget us. We joined back Bonnie, covered by tomatoes (Wales lost too) and took the direction of Llanfairsomething.



We greeted Bonnie and quickly put on our GPS our next destination : Romania!

Crossing Germany did not represent a danger anymore so we did not fear to stop in Berlin to eat. We went to a German restaurant but only Germans ate something.

The trip continued with Czech Republic and Sexy Slovakia, and we arrived in Romania! But in the middle of a dark forest, the GPS stopped to work. Verdict : the batteries were dead!

We followed the road and finally found a strange manor in the middle of nowhere. Nobody wanted to go alone to ask batteries there, so we prepared a game. The first two people to lose control would be the two candidates.

We sat in a great circle, and Liévenya started to try to make angry some people by saying "Hey! The Greek entry is bad!" "Hey! Schlager is the best music in the world!". Finally, she found the sentence that worked : "Hey! Finland is in Scandinavia!"

@hvdstrcbcbr and Liévenya shouted at the same time : We had to hide Harriet to avoid her from being killed by the Swede and the Dane! For them, the North works like this :


They walked together, terrified, and pushed each other to knock first. In fact, nobody knocked, the door opened by herself!

Anes got inside
"- Heyyyyyyy? Is there anybody here?"
A loud voice with an English accent more terrible than Herciana's said something.
"- Good morrrrrning my frrrrrriends, enterrrrr frrrrrrrrreely, and on yourrrrr on will.
- In fact, we are already inside sir, we are just here to ask you someth...
- Hey, said Anes, I do know you! You are the count Dracula!


Seems we are recycling all the old stars of ESC 2013...
"-So you're not a vampire?
- No, but I am still Romanian!
- And so what?
- Don't you know the cliché? If I am Romanian and not a vampire, what am I?
- A bitch who makes cheap dance songs with autotune?
- A saxophonist?
- No it's in Moldova!
- Perkele!
- Watch out! You're talking Finnish!
- Ah fucking! It's cause of that girl! She traumatized me!
- Does it disturb you if I am here?
- Oh sorry! So which Romanian cliché do you represent?
- I am a robber!
- Ah!
- And I am going to rob you!
- Ah!
- Perkele!
- So give me your money!
- Money? It's the crisis man, we don't have any money!
- Don't think I'm idiot! The Lego movie is a success! You must have money!
- Well, I can't give you any of it!
- Ohhhhh! What a pity!
- We were here to beg you a little service...
- What?
- We have ran out of batteries... And... You know... You are the only person 100km arround...
- Ok, here are 2 batteries... Good bye!
- Good bye! Don't you come Anes?
- I'm coming!
Together, they escaped the manor.
- He was so pityfull... I gave him a krisproll...

How happy were we to see them alive and in only one piece! And how hurried was Lievenya to hide in the luggage compartment!

After another short trip, we managed to get in Bucharest!


Paula and Ovi were waiting for us in a bar, like all the other Latins we had to bring. They seemed happy to see us.

More to come


#TeamMiracle is in the place!

History time :

Best result : 3rd


Again them?

Worst result : 22nd

Thank you Vaios

Thank you

In fact, I was preparing for this : English is not my mother thongue, so it's normal if sometimes you don't understand, and even more normal if I make any errors... The English speakers must have a lot of fun (or be desesperate) when they see us non-English speakers write, don't they?

In fact, in the story, you are trying to make people mad to make sure it wont be you going in the manor.