Episode 23
Bitter-Swede
Mei was very happy to guide us through the beautifull city of
Jerusalem. And everybody was satisfied : the Jews visited synagogues, the Muslims visited mosques, the Christians visited churches, the atheists visited the streets and even
Daniel found a Merkelist temple, with a big golden statue of a naked Angela Dancing with Nicolas Sarkozy and little demons. Yes! Jerusalem is the city of religions! And I think that's why everybody wanted or still want to take it!
It is a beautiful and sunny day! So we have to spoil it, as usual. But this time,
Herciana is not implicated!
Yeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeee
No! The troublemaker was
Liévenya , who seemed to enjoy herself listening to "Blame it on the disco" on top of the Wailing Wall. So much that one of her step, because she danced, hit a rock, which fell on
Sel who was down the wall. He screamed in dolor and ran everywhere, and his blood touched everybody. The people though him out of the monument and when
Kerem saw him, he became sick (he doesn't stand blood) and threw up on a woman with a burqa. She had to put her clothe down and her husband became very grumpy.
So our 3 msketeers ran together to hide in the Merkelist temple, where Daniel was praying. Later, they were joined by
LittleDemon , who was fleeing too because he accidentaly burn a church with a candle.
They hid in the Merkelist temple for 1 hour.
We always have fun in Israël with Angela Merkel!
They finally decided to escape the town, and how big was their surprise when they saw us waiting them for 3 hours.
We took the train to get to the coast, where our boat (and our bus inside) was settled.
We got inside quickly because we were in a hurry, and didn't take time to buy food. It was agreed by everybody that we had to stop in the next island we would see on the GPS.
And it was
Cyprus!
I would have loved to make an episode for the island!
and
Jιm proposed to buy food together, because it would be simplier with the language.
They took their time, because 2 hours later they were back.
With aubergines.
And feta.
And mutton.
And tomatoes.
I was walking through tomatoes!
They only had bought this 4 ingredients, and in an incredibly great quantity. And for all the trip to our next destination,
Stockholm, we had to eat moussaka, moussaka and moussaka!
Thank God there are no vegetarians! Are there? What a pity!
The boring journey through the salty water lasted an eternity, and we didn't have Kerem vomiting or Herciana trying to kill someone to distract... Nothing! So when we arrived in
Stockholm! We weren't so enthusiastic.
Sexy...
Liévenya was the happiest person in the world : we were going to meet the winner of the MelodiFestivalen! Incredible! She had already bought all her albums!
Nobody shared her opinion and she was left out in the dark. So she ran in the direction of a Gothic bar, crying, and saying that we don't understand her.
There, what a surprise, she met the queen Sanna! She brought her to us... It was not dificult because we were still in the same location because @douzepointa wanted to share his croissant with a poor wounded pigeon.
More to come!
Blond!
History time :Best result : 1st
We're going upupupupupupupupupup
Worst result : 11th (SF)
This is my flop, my friend!
Londonian hospital, so we could take a boat for what will surely be the longest road we will do : from 
London to 
Jerusalem! It was decided by almost unanimity that we would take the boat. Well, almost because 
Turkey and because he is sick inside a boat too. We sent the 3 best friends ( 
Herciana, 
Tijana and 
Ruslana for the noobs) to find a boat and a credible sailor this time. Why them? To have peace at least one hour a day... Together, they are more noisy and disturbing than everybody else! It explains everything no?
Jamaica, we trusted our new healthy-looking boatman and gave him the destination : 
Malta to buy oil, earplugs, food, CDs of Melodifestivalen megastars... 
Sanna Nielsen and 
Gaza! And they are separated with 
Americans here? He had already left! We convinced everybody to hide behind a scarf are another peace of cloth. But who refused? Guess!
poland and now i burned down a church
Ljubljana, the city which is impossible to say when you touch your nose with your tongue!
Copenhagen, which made 
San Marino!
