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Post by Franck on Apr 19, 2014 21:08:26 GMT 1
Episode 30
Wo-oh uh-oh oh-oh!
When we woke up from the bad trip caused by  The Shin's peace pipe, we discovered that we had slept for 4 days. It as ๐ด๐๐๐๐ฬ who woke up, because he was the only one not sleeping, using some nice artefacts like boiling water, hammers and kitchen knife to make sure everybody would open the eyes. Adriร was very gentle and did not harm anybody (except Sel who jerked and lost a finger which was cut by the knife). No time to have breakfast, we had to join asap our next destination :  San Marino! "San Marino?" everybody asked, in fear. In fact, we all knew what was waiting for us in this little country... Or should I say... "WHO!"  Huh huh! "But why do you fear her? asks Mariko - A girl who spends her time on facebook, making her silly, and making her believe she is a butterfly to finally make a video on a beach by bad weather... A girl like this is dangerous! - Ah ok!"  Herciana liked what she heard. She is not the only girl to make videos on the beach! We were crossing another time  Turkey, but Kerem didn't want to stop for a kebab right now. Anyway we don't have time. After what seemed an eternity, we finally arrived in front of the Sammarinese city. When a policemanstopped us to know what we were doing here,  Emma just had to pull out her pull-over and talk for 30 secinds to him. She said that we were looking for the local star Valentina Monetta. He pointed a hill.  Inside the castle! Of course she had to choose the highest point of the country. Where we can't park our bus. 2 people were designated to run up that hill : Daniel and Talitha . They were arguying one more time, so it was a good idea to make them argue far from us. They did so all the way up the hill, and was hosted in front of the castle by a nice girl.  Hi! "What can I do for you? - We need the greatest star of this country! - Yes? she answered with excitement. - We told us she was here, so we looked for a hill! - Finally! Finally Valentina I killed you on one point! Haha! Thank you kids! Thank you for recognizing me as the real Sammarinese star! Me! Monica Hill! Hahaha! In your ass ginger bitch! - We didn't understand, we were not looking for a Hill, but a hill, because Valentina is inside the castle and we have to bring her in our bus. - So when you talked about the greatest sammarinese star, it was not me, was it? - Of course no! Nobody except the guy who writes this episode know you!" She cried all the tears of her body when both "kids" get their way into the castle. "There are freak people sometimes." They found a door, with written on it "Queen-V". No doubt it was her. They opened and...  Ciaaaaaaaooooooooooo! She was just having fun with shower curtains! How childish she may be! Even if she is 39 years old! They came in the bus together, without forgetting to ridiculize Monica.
She spent her holidays with Hersi. History time :Best result : 11th (SF) Insieme a me! Worst result : last (SF) Vedo teeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come l'ultimoooooooooooooooooooooo |
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Post by ๐ด๐๐๐๐ฬ on Apr 19, 2014 21:16:38 GMT 1
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Post by Franck on Apr 20, 2014 20:27:07 GMT 1
Episode 31
You're not alone
It's funny how sometimes we have to spoil so much time and energy to come from a place to another! We could have saved a lot of these two by oing to Georgia to  Armenia! But no! Valentina had to pass before! She trolled us even before joining us! Congratulations! But don't worry Valentina...  You're not alone. We had to leave, but somebody did not want. It was @eurovisiongermany , who wanted to buy all the stamps of the little country to complete his collection. We pushed him to go inside the bus and were not to much of 4 to lift him up to his seat! "But did you know that 10% of the Sammarinese GDP is from the stamp exportations? said Florian - No and we don't care!" He entered in a bad mood when he realized that nobody understood his passion! But don't worry Florian... You're not alone. We prepared another time to cross flagurkey Turkey, which annoyed us! We even thought of crossing  Russia but the weapons in the luggage compartment invited us to choose the annoying option. Why is it annoying? Because Kerem can't stop listing all the super things there are in Turkey! Kebabs, Hadise, beautiful landscapes, super architecture, Hadise, long history, Hadise... Kerem fell in love with Hadise. But don't worry Kerem... You're not alone. And the trip through this worshipped country was exactly the same as the former. And the former too... We thanked god when we arrived in Georgia. Mariko asked if we were already back, but we explained that we did not stop in Tbilissi. Our road stopped for a while when we crossed the Armenian border, because Liรฉvenya did not want to separate from her CDs "Listen! I went everywhere with them! They supported me all my life! In my happy like in my sad moments! They are my best friends! They are my life! Can't anybody understand me and leave me alone? I feel so alone!" But don't worry Liรฉvenya... You're not alone. After all her drama, the policemen allowed her to keep them and we could drive our bus to Yerevan! We lost in the streets while looking for Aram Mp3. But don't worry little group...  You're not alone. We finally met the crooner in a bar. He was alone. More to come! What if it's all in one kiss! History time :Best result : 4th Come Qele, Move Qele! Worst result : 11th (SF) Come Boom, Move Boom! |
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Post by Franck on Apr 24, 2014 22:30:15 GMT 1
Before you read this, I apologize for this example of scampling. I am very busy those times  Episode 32
Karaoke time!
Sing along!
3 days without a sign. Will I finish on time? No pauses for the writer. Stories stand by We're still here in Armenia When we decide To leave and join Moldova We start to drive And here are starting the problems Thanks to Kerem! How many times will he tells stories About the beauty of Hadise We all know She's a bimbo. How many hours do we have to ride I wish Herciana could have died She's so bitchy With her coffee  My coffee is the best of the world you jealous people. We enter  Bulgaria Later there's  Romania A last border to achieve Here we arrive Searching Cristina Scarlat In Chisinau She mut be in a bar, sat I see her now But she's getting out of reach She's such a bitch.
Why are you running Cristina?
What have we done you should tell us now
Is it because
Of Liรฉvenya
She hit a pannel and got knocked out
Now it's easy to lift her out
From the main street
of Chisinau
But why did you flee?
Ran away from me?
When you'll wake up from this short coma
We'll be able to listen to ya
She wakes up
And starts to talk
She was afraid cause of  Ruslana
She seemed to want to kill Cristina
Just because she
Had a gunshot
Pointing at heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Oh ooooooooooooh
Don't be afraid
It may have been really shocking
But don't worry it was not happening
She would have been
Already dead
Cristina then starts to laughs to tears
We get happy and express it by our cheers
And propose her
To come with us.
(which she accepted)
Hersi! I hate so much that fucking Hersi!
History time :
Best result : 5th
Grannies always do well in ESC, except Bonnie Tyler
Worst result : 12th (SF)
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Post by Kerem on Apr 25, 2014 6:57:09 GMT 1
Haha  Fantastic! |
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Post by Franck on Apr 25, 2014 21:51:15 GMT 1
Episode 33
Portuguรชsh
In the hospital, Ruslana had to explain why she was pointing a gun at  Cristina. We weren't surprised of what she did, but Cristina is not accustomed yet to our ambient silliness. We forced her to apoloize and promise she would never do this again. She accepted and we could leave the hospital. With all this sun in the sky, we couldn't help but visit the city of Chisinau!  It is very urbanised She seemed very proud of her airport. We saw a plane landing, with three boys singing in Romanian on a wing (she told us it was normal in Moldova), then a girl with a haircut looking like an ice-cream singing in Romanian with a long dress which lifted her up (she told us it was normal in Moldova), and we got back to the bus, where some people with very high black hats (she told us it was normal in Moldova) was casting people to put them in another bus. Laimis was afraid of them. "They are a lot inside". Cristina calmed him with a hug, which almost killed him by suffocation, and we all climbed on the stairs of the bus.  I already killed someone this way. Laimis's paranoia came back when he saw that the Moldavian bus was behing ours. "They are following us! They will kill us all and we will diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" Everybody sighed. "Don't worry! They wont "follow" us during all the trip! - Oh! By the way! Where are we going? -  Portugal!" Laimis spent all the trip staring at the window, watching the bus of Muldovers on the road again. "We left Romania and they are still here! - Don't worry Laimis!" "We left Hungary and they are still here! - Don't worry Laimis!" ... "Ok now! We left France and they are still here! We are dommed! They will kill us! Pray, my friends! PRAY FOR YOUR SOUUUUUUUUUL! - Don't worry Laimis!" ๐ด๐๐๐๐ฬ and Aless smiled to each other : we are going back to Spain!  ยกOlรฉ! Apparently, the country was calmer than when we brang  Ruth Lorenzo. Maybe it is because now everybody agreed about the fact that Brequette's fail was not because Ruth cheated. Recent news say that she is now living in  South Africa, with a ship station and loves her new life.  Got a sheep on my head : animal beauty! We crossed the desertic country and arrived in the city of the cods, flaportugal Lisbon!  Lisbon looks like Helsinki but without the ice. Suzy was having fun with her friends throwing rocks on Raquel Guerra. Another sane people! Hua Huawei Huawei History time :Best result : 6th This country is lucky Worst result : 18th (SF) I vamos cantar contra la final |
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Post by Franck on Apr 26, 2014 23:10:30 GMT 1
Episode 34
Norway to Copenhagen
"Guys! The Moldavian bus parked in the same place we chose!" Laimis said. "Stop being paranoiac and just ask them what they are doing here! - But they may kill me! - Then Ruslana will be your bodyguard!" Laimis and the Ukrainian warrior walked in their direction. He hesitated for a while before shouting in one sentence, closing the eyes, and sure to be dead when he will stop to talk : "Ok now men, you followed us from  Moldova to  Portugal, you never left us alone, you parked next to us... What are you doing here? Why didn't you kill us before if this is what you want?" All the foreigners looked at him the same way than if he had leaks instead of his arms. "What are you talking about? Like every year, we settle in Portugal for the Eurovision season to vote for Moldova! I hope this year we will be the guys who vote for Spain! They always get 12 points!" Ruslana lost her patience and came back to the bus, walking over a pigeon and wounding him, which made @douzepointa very sad.  "How can you do this? Pigeons are love!" While we let the PETA member cry in front of the corpse of the bird, we looked at a great map of Europe and discovered that our next destination would be  Norway! One more time it's very far, so we don't waste time and drive again our bus to the Scandinavian country.  And we are going through Swedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Sanna erased the smile that was drawn on everyone's face, so Herciana could be happy. We crossed  France and @eurvisiongermany could discover that in the whole country everybody talked the same language, unlike in  where nobody understood each other, mainly in Bayern where people talk like  Trackshittaz (very private joke). Talking about Germany, we crossed another time this country, where we took the decision to lock... No! Not Daniel and Talitha as usual, but Sanna Nielsen and Liรฉvenya , to avoid a hysteric behaviour during the time we would spend in  Sweden! Anesoviฤ proposed another time to settle in  Copenhagen for the artists that were already here and didn't need to follow us all the trip long. We accepted, and all the singers we brang until now left us, promising we would see them soon. For a reason I don't know,  Herciana insisted to stay.  It is because I like you a lot all you! It was a bid sad to say "good by" for us. I don't think it was reciprocal, as they all seemed calm and happy. Are we that boring? The bus was kind of empty when we crossed Sweden, until Sanna got out of the luggage compartment to sing an ode about her beloved country! Gosh! We forgot her! We arrived in Oslo after what seemed an eternity to us.  In "Norway", there is "way". But there is also "North"! Carl Espen was drinking a SKรLL, at a bar, as usual, and greeted our little community. รg รก lรญf part 2 History time :Best result : 1st Every night we fell in love Worst result : 18th (SF) Every night we flopped in live |
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Post by Franck on Apr 27, 2014 22:48:16 GMT 1
Episode 35
Asserbay... Baku
 Oslo is a beautiful city but very very expensive! Imagine! A pack of 20 cigarettes cost almost 10โฌ! It is cheaper to buy cannabis in  Greece! And no I don't advise you to do this! Remember :  Drugs are bad, m'kay! We wish we could have stayed longer in this beautiful country fill of fjords, mountains and animals, but we had to go leave Norway. And LittleDemon was not serene as he was wanted by the Norwegian police, since he is on the run after escaping a federal prison. Originally, he was arrested because he had stolen a fish. Our next ddestination is  Azerbaijan! Which should mean two things :  We are going BACK through Swedeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! And Turkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! No! Sorry Sanna and Kerem but this time we take the boat! While we all got inside a gigantic boat as noisy as we could, our criminal discreetly hid in the hull. We agreed to bring him something to eat regularly in order not to let him die by hunger, and not to leave him alone. We crossed another time the North Sea, another time the English Channel, another time the Atlantic Ocean, another time Aless trolled us singing "Me ha robado el corazรณn" when we were in the Spanish territorial waters, firstly in the Atlantic, then in the Mediterranean sea.
Estoy sufriendo.
We then made our way through the Greek islands to arrive in the Bosphorus. Kerem wanted once again to worship the wonderfull country that was Turkey but we pushed him to go down to give food to the fugitive. Unfortunately for our Can Bonomo impersonator, we didn't stop in Turkey, but continued in the Black Sea. To finally touch the Georgian ground. No time to have a pause, we immediatly continue by bus to Baku!  We all remember this. And because of Mammadov, we almost had to see them again this year! Baku is very luminous. And so is Dilara Kazimova! We didn't waste our time looking for her as she was waiting were we parked! More to come! The land of fire History time :Best result : 1st Turkey was not in the final Worst result : 8th Only 8th? That's so sad! |
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This was absoultey so funny. I laughed so hard at my part 
