Post by Franck on May 1, 2014 22:07:48 GMT 1
Episode 39
I love Belarus!
I love Belarus!
We live Moscow, terrified at the idea of being followed by the Russian forces of Putin, but none seemed to follow us, thanksfully! Tension calmed down a bit when we were totaly in the countryside. There, I revealed the next and last step of our great trip through Europe : Belarus!
Ruslana was still uncomfortable, because this country is a great friend of Russia, and they may know that we had with us Putin's laptop, which contained the Secret Docments that Aleks Dลพehveroviฤ was copying on several USB keys (it's a heavy file). After it was over, 10 hours later. We stopped, 100 km before the Belarussian border, and, in a quick-made ceremony, we burnt down the evil computer.
Now only us have the secret documents.
We knew the police wouldn't let us cross the frontier with those USB keys they are looking for, so Ruslana told us this :
"Ok everybody! We must separate now. It was a great time I spent with you, but with the Secret Documents and someone as wanted by Putin as me, you are seriously in danger. I am going to call a friend of mine here and we will hide for a time in Estonia."
With emotions, we all said "good bye" as we saw her running on the road.
We continued our way in bus, thinking of her, when we arrived in Belarus. The police left us alone when they discovered that the Secret Documents weren't with us. We had won.
We wrote History
Our good temper and happiness came back progressively. We arrived in Minsk after seeing a beautiful landscape mostly composed of forests, and there, we stopped at a cafe, and took all a drink. The drink of victory.
Minsk is supergreen!
We all turned arround, except Jess who was arguing with the waitress because of the bad quality of the tea she bought, to see Yuri Vashchuk aka TEO!
Everybody laughed, how funny could this man be! But, somthing, or should I say someone, ruined this.
You promised.
No! Betty White!
"We didn't promise anything! We just told you that there were chances that the Belarussian song could be changed!
- How delightfully disturbing! It's still this song!
- I must tell you, granny, you don't have cheesacakes' monopoly! said TEO
- U wanna fight bitch?
- Am ready grandma!"
It could have been with their fits, with guns, with knife, or even with canoons that the fight could take place! But a cheesecake contest! This is ridiculous!
Ready? Fight!
- Sut up you young bastard! I'll put more love in that cake than your mother ever gave you since you are born!
- I hope you didn't forget the cocaine! Making a space-cake is the only way you could be appreciated by the jury!
- My rolling pin is waiting for your ass, young boy! Watch out!"
And it continued all night long. We all came to bed, asleep. Except Jessica, who still wanted to be repayed, and Daniel who wanted to see the end of the match.
More to come!
The girl in the clip is not Betty White
History time :
Best result : 6th
Yes I'm willing!
Worst result : 22nd (SF)
Mamamamamama this song is horrible!