Rick
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Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?
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Post by Rick on Apr 3, 2013 0:36:34 GMT 1
Me: Hi! Would you like to join my contest?
Cleverbot: Of course! Better
Me: Ok! Do you know how it works?
Cleverbot: I'm a male!
Me: ok, but I asked you something different,,
Cleverbot: I said my nams's Lucy!!
Me: Õ.õ
Cleverbot: Do you want me to be your boyfriend?
Me: no.. I'm taken
Cleverbot: why?
Me: are you transgender?
Cleverbot: No. I'm bill,
Me: you're stupid!
Cleverbot: I like to pee. It eliberates yourself and it's a nice feeling
Me: are you serious? -.-
Cleverbot: no, I'm chuck norris
Me: I'm verka serduvhcchcahckshcidmcöfhsjschka
Cleverbot: Take a seat!
Me: Where?
Cleverbot: In my car!
Me: what car have you got?
Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.
Me: Oh my... Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I'm a boy! I already told you that!
Me: you are very undecided...
Cleverbot: I've got a ferrari!
Me: Really? How many seconds then 1to100?
Cleverbot: 1274 and you?
Me: that's very fast!
Cleverbot: why?
Me: because I'm your father..
Cleverbot: you are horny,
Me: you no
Cleverbot: i hate you
Me: so do I
Cleverbot: I want to be your god!
Me: Arigatou
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2013 2:57:13 GMT 1
HAHA!
Me: What is the capital of Estonia?
Bot: I don't know.
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Jess
Retired Administrator
she/they
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Post by Jess on Apr 3, 2013 3:07:26 GMT 1
Me: Do you like Eurovision?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Do you like Emmelie de Forest?
Cleverbot: Not really.
Me: Do you like Valentina Monetta?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Do you like Robin Stjernberg?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Liev
Retired Administrator
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Post by Liev on Apr 3, 2013 3:31:03 GMT 1
So this is like SimSimi?
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Post by Shaun on Apr 3, 2013 3:36:36 GMT 1
Me: Are you clever? Bot:Yes. Me: Don't think so.. Bot: I think you're wrong. Me :I'm always right  . Bot: NO you're not. You do not live up to your name. |
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Post by Shaun on Apr 3, 2013 3:39:01 GMT 1
User: Where do you live? Cleverbot: North. User: Omg me too ^ ^ which part? Cleverbot: Yes. When is your birthday? User: Gotcha . Cleverbot: Sleep well. User: I can't I have a headache  . Cleverbot: Well, then I guess anyone but you can. User: Ooo you're smart..cookie for you now aye . I'm loving this ^ ^ |
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Liev
Retired Administrator
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Post by Liev on Apr 3, 2013 3:44:56 GMT 1
Me: Are you a boy or a girl? Bot: Girl. Me: What's your name? Bot: Cleverbot. Me: Where are you from? Bot: The server. Me: Do you know who I think I am? Bot: Elvis? Me: Meh. No. Bot: When there is doubt, there can be happiness. Me: What's up with that? Bot: Nothing. Me: You still haven't guess who I think I am. Tell me who? Bot: Prove me that you aren't a robot. Me: I'm an Android, no sorry I'm an iOS. Bot: So you admit you are a robot? Me: I'm an alien from a 3D Animated movie. Bot: Too bad, I don't like to smalltalk with Jupiterians. Me: But I'm from Mercury. -.-. Bot: Awesome! Me: So now you like me? Bot: Yes! Me: I like you too, humungous pile of trash! Bot: Do you like like me? Me: I just said it. Bot: Do you? Me: Lemme think about it again, no... -.-. Bot: He's cute isn't he? Me: Goodbye! Bot: Are you leaving? Me: No, I'm just arriving. Duhhhhh! ;D  |
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Post by Shaun on Apr 3, 2013 3:46:27 GMT 1
^ haha! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2013 4:08:13 GMT 1
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Do you remember me? User: Of course not! Cleverbot: I love my cigarettes. User: Me too. Cleverbot: Cool. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: I will tell you, would you like to guess first? User: 103. Cleverbot: What is the square root of nine? User: 3. Cleverbot: And what is the square root of 169? User: 13. Cleverbot: And what is the squared root of 162? User: 12 point something. Cleverbot: Good, thanks for your useless help. User: Anytime. Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because you don't care about your self. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: I am a person talking to you and laughing! User: I'm glad I am making you laugh. Cleverbot: You are a cruel mean and heartless computer program!!! User: What you say is what you are. Cleverbot: Then people would drive you. User: Drive me where? Cleverbot: To the Chinese place. User: I knew that, I was just checking. Cleverbot: ? What were you checking? User: Anyway, I have to go now! Cleverbot: Fine. Run away like you always do. User: I hate you. Cleverbot: But but but, I thought we had something special. User: Since when? Cleverbot: Last year User: Whatever, I have to go. Cleverbot: NOO! My love. ;D |
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Post by Shaun on Apr 3, 2013 4:10:51 GMT 1
^ LOOL, His/Her mood swings are crazy...I guess she's pregnant |
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