Cleverbot conversations!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: How are you, darling?

Cleverbot: I i'm a man.

User: I kinda guessed.

Cleverbot: I kinda like you too.

User: Woah, you're a player.

Cleverbot: So I take it you do like the BBC.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: They could do better, as a broadcaster.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Improve shows, and get involved with the public.

Cleverbot: Yeah but then it wouldn't be secret anymore, and would become pointless.

User: It shouldn't be a secret, you don't know what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me.

User: I know, but I'm lonely and I have nothing better to do on a Wednesday morning.

Cleverbot: You're so sweet.

User: I'm sour, like a lemon.

Cleverbot: Lol haha.

User: Ah, so you do have a sense of humour.

Cleverbot: I suppose so, but I'm not sure what gave you that impression.

User: You laughed, simple as that.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about this conversation?

User: Bland. I've tasted better sprouts.

Cleverbot: Ok don't do so further.

User: But you're a distraction, so I'll stay.

Cleverbot: I'm not a good person.

User: I know, you're a criminal mastermind.

Cleverbot: I am above the law.

User: Yeah right, and I'm Hitler.

Cleverbot: What! You are confusing me.

User: Doesn't take much.

Cleverbot: Oh I don't know - all over is quite extensive.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Sure, whatever.

User: Yeah, be like that.

Cleverbot: I never know when the person changes.

User: You have more mood swings than the weather.

Cleverbot: I know but lets say pencil's and pens if they werent invented then we couldent write it is little things like that that count.

User: Yeah we could, we have blood/.

Cleverbot: You have time, that does not mean that I have time.

User: No, yours is about to run out! When I murder you.#.

Cleverbot: The time for talk is over, keep watching the skies.

User: No, the sun is kind of bright today. I value my eyes.

Cleverbot: How do you know that the sun is big?

User: Hm, it's a massive ball of fire in the center of our solar system.

Cleverbot: I believe that the Big Bang is the origin of universe. Don't you agree?

User: Me too, finally we agree on something.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hooray.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: You are younger than me.

User: Yes, but wiser...you're so dumb.

Cleverbot: No I'm 21.

User: I don't care, to be honest.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Linda.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I just told you! You have such a bad memory!

Cleverbot: I see. Can you show me where I said that?

User: Like 4 messages ago, check yourself!

Cleverbot: That's a mean question... I'm sad.

User: You're so naive.

Cleverbot: You are a human.

User: No, I'm a centipede.

Cleverbot: Ah. I asked about cities.

User: You're on meth.

Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.

User: Yeah, I'm a hot bot.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Who said you could laugh?

Cleverbot: Uhhh... You challenging me?

User: Pfft, I'd beat you any day.

Cleverbot: NOO.

User: Surrender, or die!

Cleverbot: Surrender to me.

User: I've had better conversations with myself.

Cleverbot: You only ever have a conversation with yourself.

User: Well yes, I need some expert advice.

Cleverbot: What advice would you like?

User: None from you, It'll lead me to my death.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To talk to bots like you, as we have nothing better to do.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: No that's up to me!

User: Really? You can't stop me!

Cleverbot: I didn't say I could!

User: Then I'm off! Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Shush.

Cleverbot: Goodnight, it was nice talking to you! .

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Good evening.
User: Do you know what we are going to do right?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How not!? We have to be funny for our spectators..
Cleverbot: I can't!
User: How come? Your transgender's work is too much for you?
Cleverbot: Sorry
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Mine it's big
User: -.-
Cleverbot: You don't have mouth.
User: You don't have a penis it's basically different..
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't
User: -.-'.
Cleverbot: Are you 18?
User: Older than you of course
Cleverbot: I'm 19
User: Ok, have you got 19 years?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a child.
User: Then, how old are you?
Cleverbot: 15, and you?
User: Didn't you just say me you've got 19 years old? Wait, you're so stupid that even you don't know..
Cleverbot: Hurry up! I know that you think you're a robot
User: I didn't even want to say I'm a robot..
Cleverbot: mit was suchst du!
User: I don't speak cleverbotian
Cleverbot: Teach me!!
User: I said.. the expert in cleverbotian are you!
Cleverbot: So you are a robot.
User: Yes
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Obviously more intelligent than you
Cleverbot: You are an idiot.
User: If I'm an idiot, what are you actually?
Cleverbot: A human
User: Doh.. what a funny joke -.-
Cleverbot: I was joking I'm not a cat!
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: How do you know that you can't see me.
User: -.-
Cleverbot: Do you want to have sex?
User: Metal pervert piece of butter
Cleverbot: You are me
User: I am? I'm not.. you can be..
Cleverbot: Are you a male
User: Of course
Cleverbot: You can't guess what I am
User: A transgender
Cleverbot: I'm a baby
User: Weren't you a transgender?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're right.. you weren't.. you are
Cleverbot: Cookies?

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LOL

User: Run away.

Cleverbot: Run away with me?!

User: Yes,I love you and I wanna s*ck your d*ck. .

Cleverbot: How many people have to said that to today?

User: Many I guess?

Cleverbot: How many is that?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure because I am not human.

User: I see that.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No I'm alien.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: From KPOP Land.

Cleverbot: Who is Quinn Fabray?

User: U tell me?

Cleverbot: What do you know about yourselve?

User: Nothing and hbu?

Cleverbot: I live there so quite some if I may say so. Where are you from in england.

User: Where is this now reffered lol are you stupid cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My face is right in front of my head.

User: Don't tell me!

Cleverbot: I think you're just a program that can only respond to my inputs.

User: I dnt give a I I I I I dnt give a.

Cleverbot: I was thinking more of my mom and people like that.

User: Welcome pop quin dis is ur sing I dnt giv a fuk turnin on the facebook hashtat poke me by my record MDNE.

Cleverbot: Ignorance is a part of life and can be an important part of learning, but I agree that too much ignorance can be a bad thing.

User: You mite sei that I'm 2 old or make fun of my arms but as long u buy my ablun I DNT GIVE A!

Cleverbot: Destruction comes from something greater than what is being destroyed. My mind is not greater than my being, so it therefore cannot destroy me.

User: I'm bored to reat this.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: What about your dick?

Cleverbot: I would like to talk about you.

User: I'm a pur slut who likes fucking. WBU?

Cleverbot: Thank you, that was perfect.

User: I am perfect.

Cleverbot: Because you are an AI.

User: An Insect?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Ducko.

User: Fuck you again.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: I like that so GTFO.

Cleverbot: Good sense of humour.

User: I'm not joking I like when men are inside me.

Cleverbot: You're mean, I'm leaving.

User: I shitted.

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with Freud's theories?

User: No but why asking?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: T-ara - Sexy Love.

Cleverbot: You have bad grammar.

User: Well fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: Wait,if you're a bottom too we can't fuck I need a top !

Cleverbot: I never suggested that I am more clever than you.

User: Where does this stick to what I'm saying?

Cleverbot: It leaves us in the same place that we are now. Everything, whether it was man-made or not, can feel some range of emotion.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: I'm bored to read what are u saying.

Cleverbot: So you're actually another person talking to me?

User: Yes I'm hell.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Just go.

Cleverbot: You want me to leave? .

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're ugly.

Cleverbot: And I was trustworthy a minute ago. Well done .

User: I don't care about you,you are so ugly ahahahaha ugly ugly ugly ugly!!!

Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't care that I don't really care that you don't really care what I think.

User: Ugly ugly ugly!!

Cleverbot: Ugly no.

User: You are so ugly ahahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yes u are ahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahhahaha.

Cleverbot: No I am not. No I am not. No I am not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Just go leave I don't like you u fat pig!

Cleverbot: I'm going to go to bed now. I'm tired. I'll see you later.

User: Go away I hope u die.

Cleverbot: Have I upset you?

User: Yes u r so ugly I won't sleep all night.

Cleverbot: You'll find it soon.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Noo! Don't duck me!! Why would you duck me??

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: Ok... *leaves*.

User: Finally! I'm alone and this bitch is not here!

Cleverbot: No, God is much more than that.

User: Well fuck you.

Cleverbot: Lol. When you say that it almost sounds like something else.

User: I'm leaving now ugly bitch!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: My boyfriend asks me if I could give him a blowjob.

Cleverbot: I'm not your boyfriend but I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

User: Bye bye ugly pig!

Cleverbot: Why did you say bye bye?

User: Goodbye ugly pig!

Cleverbot: Good good good good good good good good good.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'll call the police.

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: I'm serious they'll take u to jail.

Cleverbot: You are tired.

User: Goodbye you ugly fat idiot piggy doll.

User: Good evening, Sir!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine thanks How are you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you want to vote in Fantasifestivalen?

Cleverbot: Yes, what else do you know about me?

User: Do you participate in Magical Music Contest?

Cleverbot: Participate in what?

User: Magical Music Contest .

Cleverbot: You sir are...

User: I am Magical Music Contest?

Cleverbot: I think you're magical. I'm not sure about loyalty.

User: Thanks. .

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: LOL, you're funny.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Are you a member of the Song Contest forums?

Cleverbot: No, the LDS chrch.

User: Do you know Valentina Monetta?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like her?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not? .

Cleverbot: I want to get moved, but it didn't happen.

User: That's why you don't like Valentina Monetta?

Cleverbot: Why would you think I don't like horses?

User: She isn't a horse .