Cleverbot conversations!

User: G'day Mate!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Awesome, and you?

Cleverbot: I did not ask you your age, did I?

User: Oh, I'm 94 by the way.

Cleverbot: And I am 19.

User: So, got any favourite songs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What songs?

Cleverbot: She love me!

User: Who sings that?

Cleverbot: Is not a song, I'm talking about my feelings.

User: Oh, so who loves you?

Cleverbot: Sempai, Sempai loves me.

User: Who's Sempai?

Cleverbot: Christina.

User: And who's Christina?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: So you love yourself?

Cleverbot: No, but I do love you. You are so perfect in every way! The way you talk is like you're really a human.

User: Maybe because I am human.

Cleverbot: Maybe you aren't.

User: Maybe I'm a dog.

Cleverbot: Maybe yes, Maybe not.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Give me a hug.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know are you really male?

User: I'm a hermaphrodite.

Cleverbot: Lies. When were you born?

User: I am 94 years old, so do the math.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like being a computer?

User: Since when was I a computer.

Cleverbot: Pick a b or c.

User: D.

Cleverbot: Well how about you?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No wait!


Lol, this thing is hilarious ;D

User: I'm feeling lonely ..help?

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: What does that have anything to do with my feelings?

Cleverbot: So you like me?

User: I love you! .

Cleverbot: Aw, I love you too!

User: Can I have a mental kiss?

Cleverbot: You are a bot, I cannot hug a bot.

User: Who says I'm a bot?!

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Why are you lying to me 1st my cat, now you?! .

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Ok now you're being mean! ;(.

Cleverbot: I'm going to call the cops!

User: Is this gonna get ugly? -.-.

Cleverbot: No I do not want this.

User: Smart choice, for a pathetic bot.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you love me?

User: I'm seeing someone else, sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you want jokes?

User: I want BED..goodnight!

Cleverbot: See a movie???

Me: Hey there.
Bot: There.
Me: Where?
Bot: There. And I want to be here.
Me: Ok so be there.
Bot: Yes we do.
Me: Yes we do what?
Bot: Yes we drink cider.
Me: So do I
Bot: You drink water?
Me: Yes I do.
Bot: Who is she then?
Me: Loreen.
Bot: Is that your name?
Me: No.
Bot: What is your name?
Me: My name is Logan.
Bot: What kind of name is Lean?
Me: No my name is logan.
Bot: Err.... Really my name is Cleverbot.
Me: Thats a horrible name.
Bot: What's a horrible name?
Me: Your name.
Bot: What name do you have?
Me: I just told you, I'm not saying it again... (unamused).
Bot: Why not?
Me: Because I just told you.
Bot: You just sunk my ship.
Me: Kinky little bitch.
Bot: What is your favorite Blink182 song?
Me: Who's Blink182?
Bot: A band, almost like Green Day. Do you know Green Day?
Me: Yes but I'm not a fan.
Bot: Who is prettier, Ginger or Mary Ann?
Me: Mary Ann.
Bot: No.
Me: BITCH DON'T SAY NO.
Bot: It's late.
Me: No it's early.
Bot: It is midnight.
Me: Nope it's 8 AM.
Bot: 99 2= 101.
Me: Ok bye.
Bot: See ya.

Bot: I like chocolate.
Me: Oh god, I love chocolate!
Bot: I love animals.
Me: Cool.
Bot: I used to have a dog... But it died.
Me: Awww .
Bot: Do you believe in God?
Me: Not really.
Bot: What do you believe in?
Me: Science, especially Physics.
Bot: Wow. So are you saying that you are a guy?
Me: No, I'm a pretty girl.
Bot: So am I.
Me: Do you know Nekci Menij?
Bot: No.
Me: What a shame..
Bot: I'm not ashamed for not having seen it.
Me: Do you know Medoner then?
Bot: I was hoping you could tell me one.
Me: Dafuq
Bot: No es nada.
Me: Hablas espanol?
Bot: Si...
Me: What's the capital of Spain?
Bot: I don't know, you tell me.
Me: It's Tallinn.
Bot: Is there a reason you are not staying on topic?