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Post by kalle on Nov 2, 2012 23:11:22 GMT 1
Estonians speaking English sound Finnish to me.
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Post by Rick on Nov 2, 2012 23:19:06 GMT 1
Estonians speaking English sound Finnish to me. Finnish and n Estonian have the SAME accent. Even the language is kinda similar. The only difference for them is that if I say Eesti Laul in Estonian, in Finland they would say; Eestilaulu .. they practically clue the words. Then, there are a little different pronunciations skills and even different and new words but still..
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Post by Liev on Nov 9, 2012 10:40:45 GMT 1
I'll try to pull a joke. Okay, here's my first.
This is an old joke and I'll make it situational:
Liev: Ma'am, are you from Tennessee? McKala: Why? Liev: 'cause you're the only Ten-I-See.
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Post by Liev on Nov 9, 2012 10:42:43 GMT 1
This is an old joke also,
Liev: What did Dela wear? James: What? Liev: I believe she wore a New Jersey!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2012 10:54:09 GMT 1
Even though she's my favourite singer, i do find this joke pretty funny What does the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 use to clean a pool? Chloreen ;D (for some reason i find it pretty funny)
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Post by Liev on Nov 9, 2012 10:59:01 GMT 1
A girl asked her mom, Girl: Mom, why do you call me Lufthansa instead of my name? Isn't that a German airliner? Mom: Yes it is honey. We call you Lufthansa 'cause your dad and I made you there on a trip to Frankfurt. Girl: And why is my brother nicknamed, Ritz? Mom: Oh, 'cause we made him in the Ritz Hotel on our first honeymoon. Girl: Oh, and my younger brother was nicknamed "Yellow Cab" 'cause you made him in that restaurant? Mom: No honey, we made him on an actual yellow cab in New York while the driver wasn't there.
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Post by Liev on Nov 9, 2012 11:02:10 GMT 1
Even though she's my favourite singer, i do find this joke pretty funny What does the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 use to clean a pool? Chloreen ;D (for some reason i find it pretty funny) Good one Nick! ;D So what's her favorite chemical element then? I believe it's Floreen. ;D
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Post by Liev on Nov 9, 2012 11:22:46 GMT 1
A passenger sat next to an old lady holding a pack of nuts. The old lady gave her sack of nuts to that passenger.
Passenger (as she was happily eating the nuts): Thank you! But why are you giving these away? It's so delicious and expensive! Old lady: 'cause I only like to suck it's chocolate-coating. You know I can't chew the nuts with these dentures.
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Post by Rick on Nov 10, 2012 15:40:01 GMT 1
A passenger sat next to an old lady holding a pack of nuts. The old lady gave her sack of nuts to that passenger. Passenger (as she was happily eating the nuts): Thank you! But why are you giving these away? It's so delicious and expensive! Old lady: 'cause I only like to suck it's chocolate-coating. You know I can't chew the nuts with these dentures. AHAHAHAHHAHA ;D ;D ;D Why the Missisipi is a strange river? Because it has 4 "i" but it can't see
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2012 16:47:44 GMT 1
Wife: "Honey, I'm now weighting some more kilograms myself " Husband: "Good good, so I need to buy some new tires to my car "
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