Rick
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Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?
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Post by Rick on Nov 10, 2012 18:07:43 GMT 1
In the night the son is thirsty. But for arrive in the kitchen to drink some water he should walk by the hall, near the door of his parents' room. The child after seen the room tought " And they blame me because i suck my finger"  |
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Dimitris
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𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭
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Post by Dimitris on Nov 13, 2012 8:57:40 GMT 1
LOOOOOOOL ^   |
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Post by kalle on Nov 13, 2012 19:23:31 GMT 1
^ BRILLIANT!  |
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Post by gareth on Nov 24, 2012 0:00:40 GMT 1
If you don't like  South Korea, then you have no Seoul |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2012 0:04:14 GMT 1
If you don't like South Korea, then you have no Seoul Ahaha, that's a good one ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2013 21:19:08 GMT 1
Fun fact: 9/11 happened on Friday the 13th.
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Rick
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Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?
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Post by Rick on Sept 14, 2013 0:02:59 GMT 1
Gorgonius just tought of an easy way to make money at the local market. So, he pooped and made a toy bear from that. After some days, a woman and her son saw the bear and asked the price of it. - It's about 28 euros - Said Gorgonius. -It's a bit too much.. After all it's just a bear..- Said the woman.. - Bitch plz, it's made by precious material -.. -OK so I'll buy it -
That evening, the child was so excited about the gift that he wanted to bath with the new "toy". After 5 minutes, her mom heard her son screaming. The bear melted in the water leaving a brown print in the water. The noise was coming from the bathroom. She rushed quickly, opened the door and asked - What Happened!? - And her son replied..
-Mom.. *cries*,, the bear pooped and escaped *cries*-
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 19:44:44 GMT 1
Breaking news: 21 people have been injured in a 21 guns salute.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2013 19:45:48 GMT 1
Breaking news from Morning Vision: 11 people are taking part omg..!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 22:16:01 GMT 1
So I made up loads of country puns a few weeks ago and I have nowhere to put them but here...: How does Lynda Woodruff like her popcorn? Sweden'd In which country are you least likely to find Axel Hirsoux?  Thinland Why do most people in South America stay inside? It's  chilly Paraguay doesn't have any faith in God!... It has to  Believe(a)! Why did I have to move away from Vienna? Because of the high  Costria How must you invade Ukraine? In a  Rush-ia! Which country call Azerbaijan a bumface?  Ar- mean-ia Which country needs a better-fitting pair of boxer-briefs?  Bulge-area Some of these may not make sense to non-English fluent speakers |
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