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Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?
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Post by Rick on Nov 1, 2012 0:04:44 GMT 1
Meanwhile in the United States, an old arab wich has an house and a garden can't move because he's sick. So he sent an e-mail to his son in Moroco and said: "Son! I know you're far, but I need help.. I'm sick, I can't plow and dig my garden behind the house.. I have to plant potatoes, tomatoes, carrots.. but as I said I'm sick and I need your help..." The son after a day answer the e-mail: "Father.. I love you, but I can't.. You can't go in the garden, There's something I put there.. something bad.. I can't tell you what is.." That night at the old arab's house came FBI, Police, CIA, SWAT, Marines and 007's agents and all of them begin to dig the garden for see what was hide there. When they go without found anything, the son wrote a mail for his arab dad: "This was a efficient way to help you at a far, long distance.. I love you, bye!" ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 0:17:22 GMT 1
Haha I love that joke!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 0:20:12 GMT 1
"A man walks into a bar...OUCH!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 0:23:16 GMT 1
This one might take a while to actually get "One day I saw a magician drive down the street........ then he turned into a drive way" ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 0:35:49 GMT 1
^ HAHA! OMG, I GOT IT FIRST TIME! (Which is quite rare. )
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Post by McKala on Nov 1, 2012 1:00:05 GMT 1
A baby seal walked into a club.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 6:43:59 GMT 1
Wife: "The baby vomited sour milk on my blouse" Husband: "You just have to learn to put your breasts in the fridge then"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 6:45:13 GMT 1
Wife: "The baby vomited sour milk on my blouse" Husband: "You just have to learn to put your breasts in the fridge then" Ahah that's a good one, I almost died ;D
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Rick
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Did it frighten you, how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?
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Post by Rick on Nov 1, 2012 8:02:18 GMT 1
One day, a wife founds out a little paper in the jacket of her husband. On the paper is writed #Sandra# and so, at 7 sharp, when the husband came home, she throw him a plate. Then the husband fell down. When he woke up, he said - What's happening? You hurt me! - The wife answered - Who is Sandra, Idiot? - And the husband - No, it's just a name of a horse that I've bet yesterday with my friends. The wife said - Oh dear, I'm so sorry.. I was just jealous and..- And then they kissed. Next day at 7 sharp, when the husband came home, his wife throw him 2 plates, and fell down. When he woke up he said- Again? What I've done? - And the wife - the horse called you! - ;D
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Post by Liev on Nov 1, 2012 8:07:53 GMT 1
One day, a wife founds out a little paper in the jacket of her husband. On the paper is writed #Sandra# and so, at 7 sharp, when the husband came home, she throw him a plate. Then the husband fell down. When he woke up, he said - What's happening? You hurt me! - The wife answered - Who is Sandra, Idiot? - And the husband - No, it's just a name of a horse that I've bet yesterday with my friends. The wife said - Oh dear, I'm so sorry.. I was just jealous and..- And then they kissed. Next day at 7 sharp, when the husband came home, his wife throw him 2 plates, and fell down. When he woke up he said- Again? What I've done? - And the wife - the horse called you! - ;D Okay, that LOLed me! ;D
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